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My Vampire System

The human Race is at war with the Vicious Dalki and when they needed help more than ever, THEY started to come forward. Humans who had hidden in the shadows for hundreds of years, people with abilities. Some chose to share their knowledge to the rest of the world in hopes of winning the war, while others kept their abilities to themselves. Quinn had lost everything to the war, his home, his family and the only thing he had inherited was a crummy old book that he couldn’t even open. But when the book had finally opened, Quinn was granted a system and his whole life was turned around. He completed quest after quest and became more powerful, until one day the system gave him a quest he wasn’t sure he could complete. "It is time to feed!" "You must drink human blood within 24 hours" "Your HP will continue to decrease until the task has been completed" https://discord.gg/kqCxfZF6xH Instagram: JKSManga OTHER WORKS My Werewolf System My Dragon System

JKSManga · Fantasy

Mon Système de Vampire

La race humaine est en guerre avec les Vicious Dalki et quand ils avaient besoin d'aide plus que jamais, ILS ont commencé à apparaître. Des humains qui s'étaient cachés dans les ombres pendant des centaines d'années, des gens avec des capacités. Certains ont choisi de partager leurs connaissances avec le reste du monde dans l'espoir de gagner la guerre, tandis que d'autres ont gardé leurs capacités pour eux-mêmes. Quinn avait tout perdu à cause de la guerre, sa maison, sa famille et la seule chose qu'il avait héritée était un vieux livre minable qu'il ne pouvait même pas ouvrir. Mais lorsque le livre a finalement été ouvert, Quinn s'est vu attribuer un système et sa vie entière a été bouleversée. Il a accompli quête après quête et est devenu plus puissant, jusqu'à ce qu'un jour le système lui donne une quête qu'il n'était pas sûr de pouvoir accomplir. "Il est temps de se nourrir!" "Vous devez boire du sang humain dans les 24 heures" "Vos HP continueront de diminuer jusqu'à ce que la tâche soit accomplie"

JKSManga · Fantasy

The Vampire & Her Witch

In a world where magic is forbidden and witches are hunted, Ashlynn Blackwell has hidden her mark of the witch since birth. The night of her wedding she's betrayed and her secret is exposed. Attacked by her husband and his knights, Ashlynn was abandoned and left for dead in the wilderness. Rescued by the vampire lady Nyrielle, Ashlynn is offered a choice: die as a human or embrace her power as a witch. Bound by a mystical blood pact, Ashlynn is plunged into a world of ancient magic, immortal vampires, and deadly political intrigue for the chance to find eternal love. [Bronze Winner: Weekly Love Tales - Vampire] [Book of the Month: September/October 2024]

JustJae · Fantasy

Vampire Summoner's Rebirth: Summoning The Vampire Queen At The Start

In a cataclysmic clash with Lucifer, the King of Hell, Asmodeus, the Vampire Emperor, fell in a blaze of glory. Defeated but unbowed, he died with a defiant smile, having pushed the infernal tyrant to his limits. Yet, in a twisted act of cosmic vengeance, Lucifer reincarnated Asmodeus into the frail body of a human child named Blake, setting the stage for a future showdown. Thrust into a chaotic world where summoners wield spirits and forge magical might, Blake must rise from weakness to reclaim his power and shield his newfound family from annihilation. Armed with only a mysterious Grimoire, Blake summons his former vampire lieutenants, each a force of terrifying strength, to carve his path to dominance. As the sinister Demon Towers loom, threatening to unleash untold horrors, Blake’s quest for supremacy becomes a battle for survival. Dive into a thrilling saga of vengeance, redemption, and unrelenting ambition. Will Blake conquer the Demon Towers and herald a new Era of Blood, or will Lucifer’s gambit claim his soul? The Vampire Emperor’s rise begins now. Over 100000 Words available for FREE! Completed Story.

PancakesWitch · Fantasy

Meine drei Ehefrauen sind schöne Vampire.

Victor war ein normaler 21-jähriger Mann, er wuchs in einer liebevollen Familie auf, die ihm half, für sich selbst zu sorgen, obwohl er wusste, dass er eine praktisch unheilbare Krankheit hatte, das RH-Null-Blut, er war der Besitzer einer seltenen Blutgruppe... Aber was Victor nicht wusste, war, dass diese Blutgruppe eine Delikatesse in der übernatürlichen Welt war, Kreaturen, die sich von Blut ernährten, liebten seine Blutgruppe... Und dieses Blut, das er hasste, würde der Faktor sein, der Victor zum größten Vampir aller Zeiten machen würde. ........................... [A/N: Das Cover ist von mir, es ist das Original] Dieser Roman wird bearbeitet von: IsUnavailable, und Davo 2138. Wenn ihr mich unterstützen wollt, damit ich Künstler bezahlen kann, die die Charaktere in meinem Roman illustrieren, besucht mein Patreon: patreon.com/VictorWeismann Weitere Charakterbilder in: https://discord.gg/4FETZAf

Victor_Weismann · Fantasy

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