What are some funny vampire stories you know?
A vampire once went to a dentist. He was really self - conscious about his fangs. But when the dentist saw his fangs, he was so shocked that he fainted. The vampire just left, feeling a bit embarrassed.
One vampire was always trying to be fashionable. He saw humans wearing sunglasses and thought it was really cool. So he got himself a pair of super - dark sunglasses. But when he put them on during the day, he walked right into a pole because he couldn't see well in the sunlight even with the sunglasses on.
What are some funny stealing stories you know?
I heard about a magpie that was notorious for stealing small trinkets. It stole a keychain from a park bench. The owner of the keychain was baffled when he saw the magpie flying away with his keychain. Later, he found the keychain in the magpie's nest. It was such a strange and funny occurrence.
What are some funny retirement stories you know?
A retired accountant thought he would start a new hobby of painting. He bought all the expensive paints and canvases. His first attempt at painting was a portrait of his cat. But it looked more like a blob with whiskers. His family still hung it up on the wall just to tease him every time they saw it. He would laugh along and say it was his modern art piece.
What are some amazing funny stories you know?
There's a story from a camping trip. A group of friends set up their tent near a lake. In the middle of the night, one of them got up to go to the bathroom and tripped over a log. He ended up rolling down a small hill and landed right in the lake. His friends woke up to his splashing and shouts, and they all had a good laugh in the end.
What are some funny firefighting stories you know?
A firefighter was trying to put out a fire in a building. As he was spraying water, he accidentally sprayed a little old lady who was trying to save her flower pots. She was so shocked that she started yelling at him in a language he didn't understand. But in the end, they both had a good laugh about it.
What are some funny humane stories you know?
One funny humane story is about a man who tried to save a squirrel that got stuck in his chimney. He climbed up there with a net and some nuts to lure the squirrel out. The squirrel was so scared at first but then when it saw the nuts, it slowly came towards the man. In the end, the man was able to safely get the squirrel out and release it back into the wild. It was quite a comical sight with the man all covered in soot from the chimney.
What are some funny trauma stories you know?
I know a story. A woman was walking her dog and she saw a squirrel. Her dog got so excited and started chasing it. But the leash got wrapped around her legs and she tumbled forward. She wasn't seriously hurt but she was so shocked and her hair was all messed up. It was a funny sight.
What are some funny Hanukkah stories you know?
Well, at a Hanukkah party, there was a dreidel spinning contest. One little girl spun the dreidel so hard that it flew across the room and landed right in the rabbi's plate of latkes. Everyone gasped at first and then burst into laughter. The rabbi just smiled and said it was a unique way to add some fun to the meal.
What are some traffic funny stories you know?
There was a driver who was singing really loudly in his car at a red light. He was so into it that he didn't notice the light had turned green until the cars behind him started honking. Then he quickly drove off still singing.
What are some hilarious funny stories you know?
A cat chased its own tail for hours thinking it was another cat. It was so funny to watch as it went round and round in circles.
What are some funny family stories you know?
In one family, the grandma thought she could use the new smart TV remote easily. But she ended up changing all the settings and no one could figure out how to fix it at first. They all had a good laugh while trying to solve the 'remote mystery' and in the end, they learned how to use the new features together.