funny valentine's day stories

365-Day Trial Marriage With Hunk: Wife's A Little Wild

The first time they meet, she bumps into him. The second time they meet, she agrees to a marriage contract in exchange for his help in her bid for revenge. But... he becomes addicted to loving her. During his first attempt, he flies a helicopter domineeringly; in his second attempt, he arrogantly removes all his love rivals; in his third attempt, he tries to tie her down using a cute child. Youxuan replies with a plain resounding 'no' all three times. In the end, Shan Hanjie takes one look at her, grits his teeth, and plops onto the ground. "Babe, you dropped your prince charming, please bring him home!"

Stupa Demon · Urban

Twin Treasures: The CEO Wife’s 99-Day of Revelations

Seven years ago, at a charity gala, she unintentionally became his cure and ended up pregnant with fraternal twins.

YunJin · Urban

Wandering Gods of Day and Night

The ancient Buddha's head was stolen by a monster with a human body and a sheep's head. The Ghost buried an eye in the Buddha's temple, and from then on, the world's fire was extinguished, and darkness engulfed the continent. To combat the Ghost' invasion, the gods of day and night were born between heaven and earth. This is a narrative passed down for generations by storytellers. What was the true nature of the ancient Buddha, the Ghost, and the wandering gods of day and night on the once great continent? Perhaps, traces can be found in a troupe named 'Zhou Family Troupe.' The Zhou Family Troupe, is a troupe that performs operas specifically for the dead...

The mountains are all ink-colored. · Eastern

The Prince Wants to Assassinate Me Every Day

End-time divine doctor An Ning never expected that at the moment of her death, she would enter a cliché ancient romance novel. Even less did she expect that after entering it, she would be assassinated every day by the crazy male lead! ... Prince: Is the princess dead? Servant: Reporting to the prince, after the princess fell into the water, she unexpectedly saved the little prince, and now the emperor is about to reward her! Prince: ... ... Prince: Is the princess dead? Servant: Reporting to the prince, at the palace banquet, the princess blocked a sword for the empress, and the empress bestowed upon her a death-free gold token. Prince: ... ... Prince: Is the princess dead? Servant: Reporting to the prince, the princess jumped off the city wall in place of Miss Bai, leaving no whole body, and her bones were burned and scattered. On that day, Xiao Jingxing saved his white moonlight but slaughtered a city for An Ning! ... Many years later, a peerless divine doctor appeared in the martial world, exceptionally beautiful and astonishing the world! ... The male lead initially has a white moonlight, and genuinely attempts to kill the female lead. The female lead has a special constitution that allows wounds to self-heal, so she cannot be killed. After the female lead leaves the male lead, she lets herself free, leading to the male lead's courtship inferno! The novel focuses on satisfying plot twists, but does not rule out emotional pain, readers with a fragile heart, beware. The ending is happy, with a promise of no unfinished plots.

En's Cozy Haven · History

My 100-Day Secret Marriage With The Boss

“Didn’t you want me to be with you when you bought me? I’m willing to do it!” said the cold business tycoon. He was unrivalled when he behaved like a bully. “You… You liar!” She was pissed. He set up this trap and lured her into it. Now, he blamed her. She could not tolerate it anymore. She wanted a divorce. “Fine.” Spoiling a wife had no limits. He accommodated her whims. “The corporation belongs to you; The house belongs to you; The car belongs to you; I belong to you.” Who is Ye Lanchen? An unbeatable business tycoon. Who is Ye Lanchen? An unpredictable, distant overlord. Who is Ye Lanchen? A devil who spoils his wife to the core.

Fox's Red Dress · Urban

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Dear readers as per your request, double chapters will be released on weekends. please give me more reviews thank you. happy valentine's day 2026. happy valentine's day 2026.

Cryptomining Supervillain

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For Friends “Hope your day brings just what you want it to.” “Thanks for being the loyal and caring [friend] you are. Love you!” “Here’s to a Valentine’s Day filled with good wine, good food and especially good friends like you.” “Happy Valentine’s to one of my favorite people. Ever.”

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2019-08-01

This is a review of the first chapter. On Valentine’s Day, the heroine leaves her classroom to give her crush a valentine and make a confession. As she leaves the classroom, she stumbles upon her crush’s dead body. The writer conveys the main character’s emotions well, but the action sequences are not as clear.

Valentines’ Murder

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chizzyben

2019-02-14

This book gets more interesting the more u read. I am saying that u all should read his book, learn something new about love and yay.... Its Valentine's day... Happy valentine to you all, you are loved.

The CEO Who Hates Me

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Yu Yuehan was looking for a Valentine's Day present for Nian xiaomu and Xiao Liuliu. He was even asking people what to give on Valenritne's Day because he wanted to make it really special.

CEO Wants My Little Rascal

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Mysterious hacker

Year 7109 "Ding ~ Target program successfully hacked in." "Destroy." On the pitch black building, a young man wearing a black hooded trench coat. The sound of an explosion came from afar. Guards were everywhere downstairs, and many helicopters were on standby in the air. All of this was to catch the mysterious hacker who made people tremble in fear. Lin Bei was a student in an ordinary high school. No one knew that his other identity was actually a world-famous super hacker. In this era of advanced technology, hackers would become the world's most important force.

The maple forest under the moonlight

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Didn't we agree that we wouldn't be bad singers?

In his previous life, the singer and songwriter Tao Yao, who ate the northwest wind when she was hungry and drank the toilet water when she was thirsty, had inexplicably transmigrated to a parallel world while she was washing the toilet. However, he found that there was no Jay Chou, Zhou Shen, Deng Ziqi, Faye Wong, and other well-known superstars in the world. There were only a bunch of singers that he had never heard of and their unbearable songs. When Tao Yao, who had countless classic songs from all over the world, met a boss who only wanted to ruin the company as soon as possible, what kind of sparks would there be between a genius and a madman? "What? Didn't you guys say that the lyrics of 'Skateboard Shoes' are at the elementary school level? Why is everyone singing?" " No, didn't we agree that everyone likes a more authentic European and American style? Why is this song,'Young For You', which doesn't even have a standard pronunciation, so popular?" "Hey, hey, that's too foul. How can a random song from the northeast that sings Two-people Rotation on the street become popular? What the hell is this 'Xianer'?"

Crossdresser Senxia

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Who dares to show their health bar in the wilderness?

Liu Tian, who was accidentally reborn in the Primordial Continent, trembled in front of the gods and Buddhas. In this era where Big Luo was inferior to a dog Quasi-Sage, how could a small Moonlight Grass survive?

Dream in the Starwater

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I'm really a spirit contract master

The many races on Planet Kaga were in constant conflict, and evil gazes were watching the entire planet through the spirit world. Any intelligent creature had the hope of awakening their psionic powers through the omnipresent spirit world and becoming a powerful psionic. There were Psionics who grasped elemental powers, Psionics who tempered their bodies, and Psionics who sublimated their souls. Among them, there were even a few psionics who had the hope of obtaining special knowledge from the spirit world and transforming it into their own talents. He had transmigrated to this world through land and air. Due to the transmigration, his soul was different from the rest. At the age of fifteen, he had awakened his psionic powers and became a spirit contract master who used the power of the soul to contract spiritual beasts and other living beings. He could even see the various knowledge contained in the spirit world when he awakened and broke through, and choose the talent he needed! [Perfect Body (Immortal): There is no limit to the strength of the body. As long as you train, you can continuously increase the strength of the body.] [God of War's Heart (Main God): Born for battle. The more you fight, the stronger you become. What can't defeat you will only make you stronger.] [Lord of Storm (Main God): You are the Lord of the Sky, the Air, and the Storm.] [Psionic Affinity (Legendary): Innate affinity with psionic energy, absorbing psionic energy at a speed far exceeding that of ordinary people.] ………… Looking at each and every one of their incomparably powerful talents, Lu Kong felt that something was amiss. Speaking of which, I'm a spirit contract master, why don't I have the talent of a spirit contract master? Several years later, Lu Kong punched an evil god that had descended. He said indignantly,"I told you I'm a Spirit Contract Master. Why didn't you believe me?"

Rain washed in the blue sky

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After she was naked, she became Lord Fourth's palm.

Cheng Xiaoman dressed up as the historical Wu Gege who had no children and had the memories of her previous life. She had the obsession of others. In order to save her life, she could only cling to the Fourth Brother's thigh and tear the white lotus green tea with her hands, seeking a worry-free life. She had thought that the road ahead would be difficult, but who would have thought that things would be different? The cold and heartless Lord Fourth slept in her room every day, and all the concubines in the residence hated her and hated her, wishing they could tear her apart. She was so scared that she shrank her neck. Had she angered everyone? It was better for her to hide. What Fourth Master? Get lost wherever she wanted. Turning around, the usually reserved and cold Lord Fourth grabbed her collar and pulled her back into the room. He questioned with a dark expression," Where are you sending me?" " Don't be angry, Master." Wu Jingrui was all smiles." It's the truth to share the rain and dew equally." "My words are the truth." Yinzhen gritted his teeth. [Lord Fourth, who looks reserved and cold, but is actually full of drama on the inside, versus the bold, life-cherishing, and torturous female protagonist.]

Happy New Year

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