valentine's day funny short stories

365-Day Trial Marriage With Hunk: Wife's A Little Wild

The first time they meet, she bumps into him. The second time they meet, she agrees to a marriage contract in exchange for his help in her bid for revenge. But... he becomes addicted to loving her. During his first attempt, he flies a helicopter domineeringly; in his second attempt, he arrogantly removes all his love rivals; in his third attempt, he tries to tie her down using a cute child. Youxuan replies with a plain resounding 'no' all three times. In the end, Shan Hanjie takes one look at her, grits his teeth, and plops onto the ground. "Babe, you dropped your prince charming, please bring him home!"

Stupa Demon · Urban

Twin Treasures: The CEO Wife’s 99-Day of Revelations

Seven years ago, at a charity gala, she unintentionally became his cure and ended up pregnant with fraternal twins.

YunJin · Urban

Pampered by Short-Lived Bigshot

When they first met, Tang Wan sighed, “The fifth young master of the Jiang family is just as the rumors said. He’s celibate, aloof, prideful, and is a man to be revered. Unfortunately, he’s so smart that he no longer has any will to live, which made him sickly, and he’s going to die soon… Later on, the fifth young master brought her into his room. When she came out, everyone stared at her in shock. Why was she crying? …… Later on, it was said that the fifth young master returned after he recovered from his illness, and he brought a girl back. She appeared pure and harmless, but underneath that harmless appearance, she was actually a spitfire that offended quite a number of people. But the fifth young master just said, “I brought her back, so I’ll let her do whatever she wants. If… anything happens, I’ll take responsibility.” His best friend gave him a reminder. “You’re going to be responsible for someone from the Tang family?” “Since she came back with me, she’s mine. She’s just a young girl and is spoilt. I have to take responsibility.” After Tang Wan married into the Jiang family, she only had one mission. She must give birth to his children before he died! Meanwhile, the fifth young master was puzzled. “You’re a gentle and shy girl during the day, so why are you so different during the night?” Tang Wan thought. ‘I have to make every second count. He won’t be able to live long.’ After she gave birth to his son and he became one year old, Tang Wan was prepared to become a widow. However… ‘Why isn’t he dead yet?’ Much later, the fifth master of the Jiang family asked her, “I heard that you’ve been looking for my death every day. Do you want to kill me by sucking me dry?”

Beautiful Crescent · General

Wandering Gods of Day and Night

The ancient Buddha's head was stolen by a monster with a human body and a sheep's head. The Ghost buried an eye in the Buddha's temple, and from then on, the world's fire was extinguished, and darkness engulfed the continent. To combat the Ghost' invasion, the gods of day and night were born between heaven and earth. This is a narrative passed down for generations by storytellers. What was the true nature of the ancient Buddha, the Ghost, and the wandering gods of day and night on the once great continent? Perhaps, traces can be found in a troupe named 'Zhou Family Troupe.' The Zhou Family Troupe, is a troupe that performs operas specifically for the dead...

The mountains are all ink-colored. · Eastern

The Prince Wants to Assassinate Me Every Day

End-time divine doctor An Ning never expected that at the moment of her death, she would enter a cliché ancient romance novel. Even less did she expect that after entering it, she would be assassinated every day by the crazy male lead! ... Prince: Is the princess dead? Servant: Reporting to the prince, after the princess fell into the water, she unexpectedly saved the little prince, and now the emperor is about to reward her! Prince: ... ... Prince: Is the princess dead? Servant: Reporting to the prince, at the palace banquet, the princess blocked a sword for the empress, and the empress bestowed upon her a death-free gold token. Prince: ... ... Prince: Is the princess dead? Servant: Reporting to the prince, the princess jumped off the city wall in place of Miss Bai, leaving no whole body, and her bones were burned and scattered. On that day, Xiao Jingxing saved his white moonlight but slaughtered a city for An Ning! ... Many years later, a peerless divine doctor appeared in the martial world, exceptionally beautiful and astonishing the world! ... The male lead initially has a white moonlight, and genuinely attempts to kill the female lead. The female lead has a special constitution that allows wounds to self-heal, so she cannot be killed. After the female lead leaves the male lead, she lets herself free, leading to the male lead's courtship inferno! The novel focuses on satisfying plot twists, but does not rule out emotional pain, readers with a fragile heart, beware. The ending is happy, with a promise of no unfinished plots.

En's Cozy Haven · History

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Dear readers as per your request, double chapters will be released on weekends. please give me more reviews thank you. happy valentine's day 2026. happy valentine's day 2026.

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This is a review of the first chapter. On Valentine’s Day, the heroine leaves her classroom to give her crush a valentine and make a confession. As she leaves the classroom, she stumbles upon her crush’s dead body. The writer conveys the main character’s emotions well, but the action sequences are not as clear.

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This book gets more interesting the more u read. I am saying that u all should read his book, learn something new about love and yay.... Its Valentine's day... Happy valentine to you all, you are loved.

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Third Young Master is too rich.

The common people of Lin 'an City all knew that there was a Su residence in the city. The Su residence's business spread all over the corners of the entire Lin' an City. Every day, they would use sacks of silver to send bags of silver to the residence. As the Third Young Master's servant, Chen An knew that these were all fake. Sacks of silver coins did not exist at all, and the Su residence was not that big. However, there was one thing that was true. The Su residence was indeed rich, just like how his Third Young Master carried small golden beans when he went out!

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[Brilliant Pen Plan: Unbounded]

" Magic Pen Project " was a collaboration between King of Glory and Yuewen Group. In the first event, Mobile Legends invited 25 well-known authors to create stories about kings based on Mobile Legends 'worldview and hero settings. The rebellious young man, Meng Cui, who had run away from home, accidentally became friends with a mixed-race girl when he was studying in Jixia. However, his peaceful life was soon broken. His good friend's disappearance made Meng Cui step into the mysterious missing person case without hesitation. The truth was…

Bite the Fire

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The bright moon, the cool breeze, the drunken fireflies

This person had a slender figure and a handsome face. His eyes were extremely heroic, and his white clothes and hair were unforgettable. He was Baili Chongyuan's eldest son, Baili Liuying's senior brother, Baili Haoqing. The eldest disciple of Jinyun Mountain, a rare talent that the sect had high hopes for. "Ying 'er, are you feeling unwell? Tell daddy." Baili Chongyuan was a little worried as he looked at his daughter. This daughter of his, no matter how bad she was, was still the flesh and blood of his heart. He could not lose her. "Father…" Baili Liuying's mind was in a mess as she cried out in a daze. This cry made Baili Chongyuan extremely happy. "Ying 'er, look at your mother!" Xiao Ruoyi came forward with tears streaming down her face, but after waiting for a while, Baili Liuying still did not speak. Instead, she heard her mumble, "Who…are you…" This sentence shocked everyone present, including Baili Haoqing, who had been calm all this while. Did this devil incarnate sister of his lose her memory? The soul of a newbie from the modern era had transmigrated. He didn't know martial arts, so he had his senior brother to take care of him. He would collapse in one cup, and his senior brother would take care of him. However, on the night of their wedding night, would his senior brother also come?

Chaxiang chicken

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The royal wife dressed as a mountain man

Wen Tang was hit by a car. When she opened her eyes again, she became the village beauty Wen Tang who was pushed into the river by her fiancé and best friend and lost her life. But who could tell her why a peasant girl was bound to the Supreme Queen System? If she slacked off, she would become a vegetable and lie in bed for 20 years before killing her. Encountering such a scammer, Wen Tang could only conscientiously complete one small mission after another that caught people off guard. She dumped the scumbag man and tricked the scumbag woman. She resolutely sent her third brother to continue his studies, and then her third brother earned her a noble title. He brought his family to open up wasteland and plant new seeds that benefited the people. He opened a shop to sell pastries, and the pastries he made were fought over by tens of thousands of people. ...... Dong Zhao realized that ever since he saved the village belle, his life had changed. It had gone from being monotonous and monotonous to being full of flavor and taste. He could earn money, fight wars, support his family, raise his children, and be the emperor. Empress Wen cried. When she had accumulated enough points, she wanted to exchange for a Tonight's Desireless Pill! [System: The Supreme Empress mission is complete. Goodbye, host!]

Fifth, Yunsu

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After the engagement was broken off, the whole world wanted to chase her

[New article, Live streaming coffins for sale! I earn merit to extend my life "] Su Mei's soul disappeared for three years, and was trampled by family, friendship, and love. When everyone despised her, she returned. "This is what seduction is," she said to the cold and gloomy narcissist as she blocked him at the bathroom door."Do you understand?" However, he did not expect this day to come. "A bastard dares to dream of climbing up the social ladder?" "Why don't you take a look at yourself!" "The Su family is really unlucky to have such a money-losing thing." "It's fine if she's ugly, but she still dared to seduce President Li of the First Group after the engagement was broken off." Suddenly, there was a commotion, and the news headlines exploded: "She's mine @ Su Mei" What was Second Uncle doing? [What are you looking at? I'm just declaring my sovereignty.] [Tsundere Wolfdog Second Uncle VS Sea Girl Little Wild Cat] [Second Uncle's famous saying: 'You want to find me? Tonight will do."

Ji Huaqi

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