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************ Disclaimer!!! Before you start reading this book.... THIS BOOK CONTAINS EXTREMELY EXPLICIT SEXUAL CONTENT OF THE MOST GRAPHIC NATURE. I'm a degenerate, so this book was made for degenerates. If you fancy content that know no sexual bounds, sex between two females, then read at your own discretion. The book is pretty much depraved, with a dark tone, some might find it offensive even. If you are underage or unwilling to experience depictions of Yuri, hardcore sex, fetish behaviours, and unrestrained carnal perversions in lurid detail - DO NOT READ THIS BOOK. You have been warned - continuing past this point confirms you are an adult clearly consenting to subjecting yourself to material that does not shy away from portraying sexuality and deviance in its most profane, boundary-pushing extremes. If you nevertheless choose to proceed and find yourself offended or disturbed, DO NOT BLAME THE AUTHOR. This is your final advisory.  18+ ONLY. Moving on... No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any more or by any mass electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise without prior written permission of the author. Please, Take Note: This is a book of fiction. All characters, names, places, incidents and behavior are from the author's imagination, used with no intentions of hurting anyone; Any resemblance to any actual living thing or dead is mainly by coincidence and I sincerely apologise. Read on!!
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The Prince Wants to Assassinate Me Every Day

End-time divine doctor An Ning never expected that at the moment of her death, she would enter a cliché ancient romance novel. Even less did she expect that after entering it, she would be assassinated every day by the crazy male lead! ... Prince: Is the princess dead? Servant: Reporting to the prince, after the princess fell into the water, she unexpectedly saved the little prince, and now the emperor is about to reward her! Prince: ... ... Prince: Is the princess dead? Servant: Reporting to the prince, at the palace banquet, the princess blocked a sword for the empress, and the empress bestowed upon her a death-free gold token. Prince: ... ... Prince: Is the princess dead? Servant: Reporting to the prince, the princess jumped off the city wall in place of Miss Bai, leaving no whole body, and her bones were burned and scattered. On that day, Xiao Jingxing saved his white moonlight but slaughtered a city for An Ning! ... Many years later, a peerless divine doctor appeared in the martial world, exceptionally beautiful and astonishing the world! ... The male lead initially has a white moonlight, and genuinely attempts to kill the female lead. The female lead has a special constitution that allows wounds to self-heal, so she cannot be killed. After the female lead leaves the male lead, she lets herself free, leading to the male lead's courtship inferno! The novel focuses on satisfying plot twists, but does not rule out emotional pain, readers with a fragile heart, beware. The ending is happy, with a promise of no unfinished plots.

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2024-11-16 06:07
Here's one. A man planned a big surprise for his wife on Valentine's Day. He filled their bedroom with balloons. But when she walked in, she was so startled that she popped a bunch of them with her keys and then they both slipped on the deflated balloons. It was chaos but also really funny.
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2024-11-15 23:48
One funny Valentine's Day story is about a guy who accidentally sent his love letter to his grandma instead of his girlfriend. His grandma, thinking it was for her, was so excited and started planning a date with him. When he realized the mistake, he had to gently break it to her. It was quite a comical and embarrassing situation for him.
What is the St Valentine Day story?
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2024-12-03 14:09
The St Valentine Day story has different versions. One common one is that Valentine was a priest in Rome. Emperor Claudius II thought single men made better soldiers, so he banned marriage for young men. Valentine defied the order and secretly married young couples. Eventually, he was martyred. This led to the association of Valentine with love, and now Valentine's Day is celebrated as a day of love.
Valentine's Day Stories: Share some funny Valentine's Day stories.
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2024-11-26 00:58
Well, there was this guy who tried to be really creative for Valentine's Day. He decided to write a love poem on his girlfriend's car window with washable paint. But it rained that night, and in the morning, the poem was all smeared and looked like a mess. His girlfriend couldn't stop laughing when she saw it.
What are the different stories behind St Valentine's Day?
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2024-10-11 13:48
There are several versions. One story is that St Valentine was a priest who defied the Roman emperor's ban on marriage and secretly married couples. Another version says he was a martyr who fell in love with a jailer's daughter before his execution.
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