valentine's day funny stories

365-Day Trial Marriage With Hunk: Wife's A Little Wild

The first time they meet, she bumps into him. The second time they meet, she agrees to a marriage contract in exchange for his help in her bid for revenge. But... he becomes addicted to loving her. During his first attempt, he flies a helicopter domineeringly; in his second attempt, he arrogantly removes all his love rivals; in his third attempt, he tries to tie her down using a cute child. Youxuan replies with a plain resounding 'no' all three times. In the end, Shan Hanjie takes one look at her, grits his teeth, and plops onto the ground. "Babe, you dropped your prince charming, please bring him home!"

Stupa Demon · Urban

Twin Treasures: The CEO Wife’s 99-Day of Revelations

Seven years ago, at a charity gala, she unintentionally became his cure and ended up pregnant with fraternal twins.

YunJin · Urban

Wandering Gods of Day and Night

The ancient Buddha's head was stolen by a monster with a human body and a sheep's head. The Ghost buried an eye in the Buddha's temple, and from then on, the world's fire was extinguished, and darkness engulfed the continent. To combat the Ghost' invasion, the gods of day and night were born between heaven and earth. This is a narrative passed down for generations by storytellers. What was the true nature of the ancient Buddha, the Ghost, and the wandering gods of day and night on the once great continent? Perhaps, traces can be found in a troupe named 'Zhou Family Troupe.' The Zhou Family Troupe, is a troupe that performs operas specifically for the dead...

The mountains are all ink-colored. · Eastern

The Prince Wants to Assassinate Me Every Day

End-time divine doctor An Ning never expected that at the moment of her death, she would enter a cliché ancient romance novel. Even less did she expect that after entering it, she would be assassinated every day by the crazy male lead! ... Prince: Is the princess dead? Servant: Reporting to the prince, after the princess fell into the water, she unexpectedly saved the little prince, and now the emperor is about to reward her! Prince: ... ... Prince: Is the princess dead? Servant: Reporting to the prince, at the palace banquet, the princess blocked a sword for the empress, and the empress bestowed upon her a death-free gold token. Prince: ... ... Prince: Is the princess dead? Servant: Reporting to the prince, the princess jumped off the city wall in place of Miss Bai, leaving no whole body, and her bones were burned and scattered. On that day, Xiao Jingxing saved his white moonlight but slaughtered a city for An Ning! ... Many years later, a peerless divine doctor appeared in the martial world, exceptionally beautiful and astonishing the world! ... The male lead initially has a white moonlight, and genuinely attempts to kill the female lead. The female lead has a special constitution that allows wounds to self-heal, so she cannot be killed. After the female lead leaves the male lead, she lets herself free, leading to the male lead's courtship inferno! The novel focuses on satisfying plot twists, but does not rule out emotional pain, readers with a fragile heart, beware. The ending is happy, with a promise of no unfinished plots.

En's Cozy Haven · History

My 100-Day Secret Marriage With The Boss

“Didn’t you want me to be with you when you bought me? I’m willing to do it!” said the cold business tycoon. He was unrivalled when he behaved like a bully. “You… You liar!” She was pissed. He set up this trap and lured her into it. Now, he blamed her. She could not tolerate it anymore. She wanted a divorce. “Fine.” Spoiling a wife had no limits. He accommodated her whims. “The corporation belongs to you; The house belongs to you; The car belongs to you; I belong to you.” Who is Ye Lanchen? An unbeatable business tycoon. Who is Ye Lanchen? An unpredictable, distant overlord. Who is Ye Lanchen? A devil who spoils his wife to the core.

Fox's Red Dress · Urban

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Dear readers as per your request, double chapters will be released on weekends. please give me more reviews thank you. happy valentine's day 2026. happy valentine's day 2026.

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For Friends “Hope your day brings just what you want it to.” “Thanks for being the loyal and caring [friend] you are. Love you!” “Here’s to a Valentine’s Day filled with good wine, good food and especially good friends like you.” “Happy Valentine’s to one of my favorite people. Ever.”

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This is a review of the first chapter. On Valentine’s Day, the heroine leaves her classroom to give her crush a valentine and make a confession. As she leaves the classroom, she stumbles upon her crush’s dead body. The writer conveys the main character’s emotions well, but the action sequences are not as clear.

Valentines’ Murder

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chizzyben

2019-02-14

This book gets more interesting the more u read. I am saying that u all should read his book, learn something new about love and yay.... Its Valentine's day... Happy valentine to you all, you are loved.

The CEO Who Hates Me

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Yu Yuehan was looking for a Valentine's Day present for Nian xiaomu and Xiao Liuliu. He was even asking people what to give on Valenritne's Day because he wanted to make it really special.

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Tianxing Time and Space

"Lingyu, remember this. This sword of mine can kill millions of immortals." "Ning Chuan is sitting under the starry sky with Su Lingyu in his arms. Senior Sister, look at the stars in the sky. Not as dazzling as you!" " Su Lingyu grabbed Ning Chuan's ear: What about my remaining half?" It originated from Mount Qinling, the forbidden grounds of the gods, the underworld of the Hall of the Dead, the Heavenly Palace, and the Undying Star Field. The trajectory of fate continued to spin, and the Scroll of Immemorial began to unfold.

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Dragon Ball: Breaking Through Boundaries

Reincarnated as Sun Wukong, where everything had just begun. Goku, who already knew the future, was unwilling to accept this. Super Saiyan 4'Super Blue? Wukong expressed that he was his younger brother, and this book was called Wuma Liu. If you don't like it, don't spit.

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This prince is a little naughty

For sixteen years, Ye Feng, the son of South Zhenwang, carried an eagle and walked his dog during the day, and wandered around the brothel at night, living a life where he could drink for the present. One day, King Zhennan looked at his only son and asked, Feng 'er, do you have a dream?" Ye Feng licked his lips and replied innocently: " "Does squandering count?" …… The youth who grew up under his father's wings seemed to not understand the hardships of the world and the helplessness of life! They didn't know that in an environment where the Great Dao was as clear as the sky and mortals couldn't see it, the weak were as insignificant as ants. However, flowers bloom on both sides, and life is between Buddha and Demon. When he truly understood the darkness of this world. Only then did he understand that there was no place to settle down in the mortal world, and the secular dynasties would turn into ashes… PS: The speed of the car is fast, and it is not a veteran who accidentally entered *( ·· )*

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Looking at you through the sniper scope

The famous PUBG streamer, Sir Gu, met the captain of the YYDPS team, Dream, during a live broadcast. At first, he thought that it was a passerby, but it turned out to be a big shot. They had also met in real life, but Dream had never known that she was Sir Gu. Until one day, Gu Zhiyuan lost his identity.

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Starting from the mysterious recovery, I began to pursue infinite fun

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