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100 years before Divorce
Author: Snat
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The only thing that Xia Sha hate in this world is cheating man. Her parents marriage is the prove that woman shouldn't tolerate a cheating man. Just her luck! her fiancee is cheating with his secretary. What a legendary romance, she wanted to congratulates them. Then she meet again with her rival's brother, Guan Xian. He is one of that disgusting creature on earth. Playboy, f*ck boy, womanizer, what ever it is he is the man with the biggest potential to cheat his wife! The problem is HE WANTED HER TO BE HIS WIFE! omaya, she shouldn't come to elder Wang's birthday party for the first place. He even collude with her mom. Now she has to beware of his sly trap every second of her life. Damn it! At the end she end up with wedding ring with that devil because her mother threatened her with her health. Just as what she expected! He cheated on her! the moment she found that he cheated, Xia Sha send the divorcee agreement to Guan Xian's office immediately. "Guan Xian! you cheating scum! I want divorce! divorce! divorce!" "Divorce? sure, but I recommend you to read our premarital marriage arrangement again." It was stated that they have to undergo 100 years of mediation period! "..." when did she sign this prenup arrangement. why she didn't saw this coming? Several months later she was pregnant. "GUAN XIAN YOU BASTARD, GO TO HELL!"

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I Get A Random New Occupation Every Week

Be an Uber driver, one Pagani Zonda rewarded. Be a university lecturer, 10 buildings rewarded. Be a landlord, 1billion dollars rewarded. Be… Lin Yi was fired by his company and his girlfriend cheated on him. After all that had happened, he suddenly awakened the professional experience system. He could keep receiving awards as long as he kept trying and experiencing new professions? There is no job that Lin Yi isn’t familiar with! If there is, that means that the reward isn’t enticing enough!

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Perfect Secret Love: The Bad New Wife is a Little Sweet

“How perverted is Si Ye Han's taste? He still wants me like this?” Waking up, she looked at her reflection in the mirror: explosive wig, tattoos, and demon-like makeup. Any normal person’s eyes would burn if they looked at her for more than a second. Before her rebirth, she was in love with a different guy, so all she wanted to do was escape from Si Ye Han and hated him to his core after being locked up by him. After her rebirth, she looked differently at him, thinking that maybe he changed for the better? In the past, her mind was muddled. She let go of a stunning husband, was hurt by a scumbag and backstabber and most of all, was brainwashed by her most trusted friend. In the end, she was utterly alone. In her current lifetime, there are evil people scheming and eagerly waiting for her downfall. Sorry, but this girl won’t fall for the same tricks twice!

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Perfect Secret Love: The Bad New Wife is a Little Sweet (Tagalog)

“Bakit napakalibog ni Si Ye Han? Ganito pa rin ang tingin niya sa akin?” Pagkagising niya, tiningnan niya ang kanyang sarili sa salamin: sinalubong siya ng sabog na wig, tatuan at mala-demonyong makeup. Kahit isang segunda lang, paniguradong masusunog ang mga mata ng isang normal na tao. Iba ang lalaking iniibig niya sa una buhay noon, bago siya mabuhay muli. Gusto niya lamang makawala kay Si Ye Han na kinagagalitan niya dahil ikinulong siya nito, Pero nang mabuhay siya ulit, nag-iba ang kanyang pananaw kay Si Ye Han, umaasa na siya na baka… magbabago na ito? Sa buhay niya noon, walang direksyon at napakagulo ng isip niya. Naghiwalay sila ng gwapo niyang asawa, sinaktan ng masama at mapanirang tao; higit sa lahat, ginamit siya ng matalik niyang kaibigan. At sa huli, siya ay naiwang nag-iisa. Pero ngayon, sa panibagong buhay niya, hinihintay at nagpa-plano na pabagsakin pa lamang siya ng mga masasamang taong iyon. Pasensya na pero, hindi na muli magpapaloko ang babaeng ito!

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New Age Of Summoners

Ajax is an orphan who survives a massacre along with his friends but unfortunately gets separated from them. Fortunately, after a turn of events, he successfully gains a system which helps him increase his cultivation but doesn't know what it is called. But he knows one thing for sure, this system is mighty and helpful in taking his revenge. "Whoever you are, I am gonna find you", Ajax mumbled with a disgruntled expression. In a world where the Summoning of an elemental spirit is done through a dream when they are 15 years old, Ajax with the help of a system and his summoned spirits sets out on a journey to seek revenge against the mastermind behind the massacre.

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Farming in the Mountains: Max Level Jiaojiao Is Three Years Old

# HAPPY ENDING # 1V1 # DAILYFAMILYLIFE # POWERFULMINISTER # PURE PROTAGONISTS In his previous life, Xue Yan was a powerful minister. When he returned to seven years of age, he no longer wanted to be one anymore. He simply wanted to settle down in this ravine, be a farmer like his brothers, and grow crops like ordinary people, so that he wouldn’t end up as he did in his previous life. In that life, he had all the power in the world, but his family was not fated to have a good ending. Unexpectedly, his father picked up a baby girl. She was great in all aspects except one. She couldn’t be allowed to sneak out alone. Otherwise, she would bring back a great general one time, and bring back a prince with a different surname the next. She even rescued the empress dowager of this dynasty…Not long after, she brought back the Emperor!***Jiang Yu, the best commander of Area A in the wasteland age, had transmigrated through ancient times and become a three-and-a-half-year-old girl!

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What are some new years funny stories?
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2024-10-25 11:29
Last New Year, my family tried to do a synchronized countdown dance. We practiced a little bit before but when the actual countdown started, everyone got so excited and started doing their own crazy moves. My little brother started spinning in circles, my mom was doing some kind of disco step from the 70s, and my dad was just jumping up and down. It was a hilarious mess.
Funny New Years Story
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2024-12-15 02:48
Here's a New Year's story. A group of friends planned a big New Year's party. One of them, who was always forgetful, was in charge of getting the noisemakers. But when midnight struck, he realized he left them at home. So instead, he started making animal noises. Everyone was so amused that they all joined in, making the New Year's countdown a zoo - like but very funny experience.
Can you share some funny New Years stories?
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2024-12-11 20:27
Sure. One funny New Years story is about a family who decided to make a big, elaborate dinner for New Years. But when they went to carve the turkey, they realized they had cooked it upside down. Another is that a group of friends made a New Years resolution to do a random act of kindness every day. On the first day, they went to the park and handed out balloons to kids, which led to a lot of laughter and happy faces. And there was a person who planned to stay up until midnight on New Years Eve. But they were so tired from all the day's activities that they fell asleep on the couch at 11:30 and missed the countdown.
Can you share more new years funny stories?
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2024-10-26 16:36
Sure. One year, a group of friends and I went to Times Square for New Year's. We were all bundled up because it was freezing. One of my friends had a big, furry hat on. When the ball dropped and everyone started cheering, his hat got knocked off and landed on a lady's head who was a few feet away. She was so startled but then started laughing along with us.
Another Funny New Years Story
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2024-12-15 20:38
There was a New Year's party where the host planned a 'reverse countdown'. Instead of counting down to midnight, they counted up from 1. Everyone was so confused at first, but then they started to have fun with it. By the time they reached a random high number like 500, they all burst out laughing and then continued with a normal countdown to midnight. It was a really different and funny way to start the New Year.
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