funny new years eve stories

I Get A Random New Occupation Every Week

Be an Uber driver, one Pagani Zonda rewarded. Be a university lecturer, 10 buildings rewarded. Be a landlord, 1billion dollars rewarded. Be… Lin Yi was fired by his company and his girlfriend cheated on him. After all that had happened, he suddenly awakened the professional experience system. He could keep receiving awards as long as he kept trying and experiencing new professions? There is no job that Lin Yi isn’t familiar with! If there is, that means that the reward isn’t enticing enough!

No Right · Urban

Perfect Secret Love: The Bad New Wife is a Little Sweet

“How perverted is Si Ye Han's taste? He still wants me like this?” Waking up, she looked at her reflection in the mirror: explosive wig, tattoos, and demon-like makeup. Any normal person’s eyes would burn if they looked at her for more than a second. Before her rebirth, she was in love with a different guy, so all she wanted to do was escape from Si Ye Han and hated him to his core after being locked up by him. After her rebirth, she looked differently at him, thinking that maybe he changed for the better? In the past, her mind was muddled. She let go of a stunning husband, was hurt by a scumbag and backstabber and most of all, was brainwashed by her most trusted friend. In the end, she was utterly alone. In her current lifetime, there are evil people scheming and eagerly waiting for her downfall. Sorry, but this girl won’t fall for the same tricks twice!

Jiong Jiong You Yao · Urban

Perfect Secret Love: The Bad New Wife is a Little Sweet (Tagalog)

“Bakit napakalibog ni Si Ye Han? Ganito pa rin ang tingin niya sa akin?” Pagkagising niya, tiningnan niya ang kanyang sarili sa salamin: sinalubong siya ng sabog na wig, tatuan at mala-demonyong makeup. Kahit isang segunda lang, paniguradong masusunog ang mga mata ng isang normal na tao. Iba ang lalaking iniibig niya sa una buhay noon, bago siya mabuhay muli. Gusto niya lamang makawala kay Si Ye Han na kinagagalitan niya dahil ikinulong siya nito, Pero nang mabuhay siya ulit, nag-iba ang kanyang pananaw kay Si Ye Han, umaasa na siya na baka… magbabago na ito? Sa buhay niya noon, walang direksyon at napakagulo ng isip niya. Naghiwalay sila ng gwapo niyang asawa, sinaktan ng masama at mapanirang tao; higit sa lahat, ginamit siya ng matalik niyang kaibigan. At sa huli, siya ay naiwang nag-iisa. Pero ngayon, sa panibagong buhay niya, hinihintay at nagpa-plano na pabagsakin pa lamang siya ng mga masasamang taong iyon. Pasensya na pero, hindi na muli magpapaloko ang babaeng ito!

Jiong Jiong You Yao · Urban

New Age Of Summoners

Ajax is an orphan who survives a massacre along with his friends but unfortunately gets separated from them. Fortunately, after a turn of events, he successfully gains a system which helps him increase his cultivation but doesn't know what it is called. But he knows one thing for sure, this system is mighty and helpful in taking his revenge. "Whoever you are, I am gonna find you", Ajax mumbled with a disgruntled expression. In a world where the Summoning of an elemental spirit is done through a dream when they are 15 years old, Ajax with the help of a system and his summoned spirits sets out on a journey to seek revenge against the mastermind behind the massacre.

vinayraj · Fantasy

Farming in the Mountains: Max Level Jiaojiao Is Three Years Old

# HAPPY ENDING # 1V1 # DAILYFAMILYLIFE # POWERFULMINISTER # PURE PROTAGONISTS In his previous life, Xue Yan was a powerful minister. When he returned to seven years of age, he no longer wanted to be one anymore. He simply wanted to settle down in this ravine, be a farmer like his brothers, and grow crops like ordinary people, so that he wouldn’t end up as he did in his previous life. In that life, he had all the power in the world, but his family was not fated to have a good ending. Unexpectedly, his father picked up a baby girl. She was great in all aspects except one. She couldn’t be allowed to sneak out alone. Otherwise, she would bring back a great general one time, and bring back a prince with a different surname the next. She even rescued the empress dowager of this dynasty…Not long after, she brought back the Emperor!***Jiang Yu, the best commander of Area A in the wasteland age, had transmigrated through ancient times and become a three-and-a-half-year-old girl!

Evergreen Tree · General

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The beacon fire starts from the number

Wang Liang, who had entered the War of Resistance, realized that as long as he killed the Japanese, he could obtain weapons, equipment, a basic arsenal, a clothing factory, an advanced pharmaceutical factory, and other rewards. Therefore, the codename of one of them was "Wolf Fang", which made the devils terrified. The army was born. Li Yunlong: "Mountain Cannon Battalion, Machine Gun Battalion, Cavalry Battalion, Armored Battalion, Rocket Cannon Battalion, Aerial Unit, Military Dog Unit, Communication Unit, Anti-Fraud Unit, Field Hospital, Munitions Factory, Farm…You, Crazy Wang, are really a rich man. But what does this anti-fraud team do?" "A Japanese regiment was wiped out?" Beautiful! Which division did it? What was that? The Wolf Fang Regiment of the Eighth Route Army?" Wang Liang: "Let me introduce you. Our Wolf Fang Regiment's political commissar (in charge of intelligence) Zheng Yaoxian, deputy regiment commander (in charge of military) Zhou Weiguo, chief of staff Li Daineng, and logistics director Ding Abacus." "Wang Sang, I've seen your sincerity. I welcome you to join us." You are now appointed as the Chief Financial Advisor of the Ministry of Finance and the Department of Economics of the General Administration of Public Security of Jin Province, the Inspector of the Police Department and the Chief of the Security Section, and the Inspector General of the Third Group of the Public Security Army."

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The bright moon, the cool breeze, the drunken fireflies

This person had a slender figure and a handsome face. His eyes were extremely heroic, and his white clothes and hair were unforgettable. He was Baili Chongyuan's eldest son, Baili Liuying's senior brother, Baili Haoqing. The eldest disciple of Jinyun Mountain, a rare talent that the sect had high hopes for. "Ying 'er, are you feeling unwell? Tell daddy." Baili Chongyuan was a little worried as he looked at his daughter. This daughter of his, no matter how bad she was, was still the flesh and blood of his heart. He could not lose her. "Father…" Baili Liuying's mind was in a mess as she cried out in a daze. This cry made Baili Chongyuan extremely happy. "Ying 'er, look at your mother!" Xiao Ruoyi came forward with tears streaming down her face, but after waiting for a while, Baili Liuying still did not speak. Instead, she heard her mumble, "Who…are you…" This sentence shocked everyone present, including Baili Haoqing, who had been calm all this while. Did this devil incarnate sister of his lose her memory? The soul of a newbie from the modern era had transmigrated. He didn't know martial arts, so he had his senior brother to take care of him. He would collapse in one cup, and his senior brother would take care of him. However, on the night of their wedding night, would his senior brother also come?

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Morbid spoiling

[Cool, cold, and beautiful woman vs. soft, sexy, and really flirtatious boss] Gu Huai was the kind of man who was dissolute, depressed, and indifferent, but he was only madly obsessed with Shen Yang. That violent and sick preference pulled her out of the darkness. The reason why someone was rejected the first time he confessed was because he was young. Thus, the second time he confessed, he said," "Sister, I've never been in a relationship before, and you're giving me a first love? A little brother like me is easy to deceive." …" Is the child sick? "Do you know that my mission is to take your life?" " I know," the man said casually." I'm here to give it to you now." “!!!”"Master Huai!" Start a career!" …… After a long time- The research results of Gu Huai, the big boss of scientific research, had attracted worldwide attention. He raised his glass and toasted him modestly. As it turned out, he wanted to do both his career and his sister. "Shen Yang doesn't deserve Gu Huai!" someone said. "Shen Yang was born dirty and lowly, he's just a lackey of the Shen family!" Coincidentally, Shen Yang's identity was exposed online, one after another, blinding everyone. Fence-sitter, one-sided, the internet instantly changed to 'Gu Huaixu has this name, it's obviously Sister Yang's help! "Young people should know that soft rice tastes good. Bring your sister home early." Gu Huai was calm. "You're a first-class researcher, can you stop pretending?" …… After marriage. " Sister, you're older than me," he whispered gently." You can help me with this kind of thing." Was his younger brother easy to deceive? No! It was his younger brother who was good at pretending! Shen Yang could use four words to describe him-gentle beast.

Thinking in the morning and rejoicing in the evening

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After her rebirth, she and Master Zheng got together.

Everyone knew that Yan Cheng University's Master Zheng was cold by nature and had a volatile temper. He never looked at others properly. However, when he received a love letter full of rainbow farts, everything changed. From then on, the entire Yan City University heard these two sentences the most. "Master Zheng, your Rainbow Fart is fighting with someone!" "Master Zheng, your Rainbow Fart went to have a meal with a man!" A table of good dishes was overturned on the ground. Yan Zheng and his lackeys caught He Wenrou from the off-campus restaurant. "Am I not handsome? You like this sissy!" She questioned He Wenrou while attacking the man opposite her. "He's gentler than you." The group of underlings watched as their big brother restrained his aura and became as gentle as a kitten. "I can be gentle too." The underling was speechless. The actor is the essence of gentle congratulations, vs. rumors that do not match the banquet [Rebirth][Actress Female Lead][Life is full of surprises] Small Theater: In the cafe outside Yancheng University, two women sat opposite each other. "Tell me, how much is it to leave my son?" Mrs. Yan glared at the girl in front of her. He Wenrou lowered her head and pondered for a moment. Then she raised her head and said," Not much. Just 500 million." "Daughter-in-law, I wish you a child soon!" After saying that, Mother Yan wanted to take her bag and leave, but someone grabbed her leg. "Ten million!" "Five million auntie!" "Five hundred, five hundred is enough, Auntie!" But who knew that Mother Yan would push her away and run away!

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