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My System Is Three Thousand Years Early
Author: Don't be ridiculous
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When Cheng Guang woke up, he realized he had traversed to another world. He had thought his transmigrated identity would be the esteemed Princely Heir to the Duke, but he hadn't expected an additional (pseudo-) in front of it. It wasn't tragic, but it definitely wasn't great either, it was just very helpless. Cheng Guang had thought that being able to be a pseudo-Princely Heir was the biggest cheat in his life, but to his surprise, he was also bound to a system. This system was even more of a scam! It seemed to have bound him three thousand years too early! It started by telling him he had advanced to the Heavenly Human Realm and instructed him to confront the Empress of Great Zhou, who was also in the Heavenly Human Realm. But he was just a small potato! However, wait a second, the Empress of Great Zhou, years later, seems to be just a pushover right now? Cheng Guang became resolute and confident again, I got this!!!

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Can you share a funny New Years resolution story?
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2024-10-25 01:39
Sure! One person's New Years resolution was to stop using exclamation marks in their texts for a whole year. But every time they got excited, they had to rewrite the message multiple times to avoid that mark. It was really funny seeing them struggle with self - control in their digital communication.
Can you share some funny New Years resolution stories?
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2024-10-31 03:15
Sure. One story is about a guy who resolved to stop using his phone while on the toilet. But the first day of the new year, he was so used to it that he absent - mindedly took his phone in there. When he realized, he laughed at himself. Another is a woman who decided to learn to cook. She tried to make a simple omelette but ended up setting off the smoke alarm. It was a total mess but also really funny.
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2024-11-08 14:34
Well, here's a story. I had a New Years resolution to run a marathon. I wasn't much of a runner before. I began with short runs around my neighborhood. I gradually increased the distance. There were days when I wanted to give up, especially when it was cold or I was tired. But I kept at it. I joined a running group for motivation. Eventually, I completed the marathon, and it was a huge accomplishment for me.
Tell me a hilarious New Years resolution story you know.
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2024-10-26 08:26
One person made a New Years resolution to wear a different wacky hat every day. One day it was a giant sombrero, the next day a bright pink top hat with a large flower. People on the street would stare and sometimes laugh. His family and friends always looked forward to seeing what crazy hat he would show up in next. It added a lot of humor to his daily life and those around him.
What are the common themes in new years resolution cartoons?
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2025-06-02 11:14
Common themes in new years resolution cartoons could be things like fitness goals, learning new skills, or spending more time with family. They often inspire people to start the year on a positive note and strive for betterment.
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