Can you share more new years funny stories?
Sure. One year, a group of friends and I went to Times Square for New Year's. We were all bundled up because it was freezing. One of my friends had a big, furry hat on. When the ball dropped and everyone started cheering, his hat got knocked off and landed on a lady's head who was a few feet away. She was so startled but then started laughing along with us.
Can you share some funny New Years stories?
Sure. One funny New Years story is about a family who decided to make a big, elaborate dinner for New Years. But when they went to carve the turkey, they realized they had cooked it upside down. Another is that a group of friends made a New Years resolution to do a random act of kindness every day. On the first day, they went to the park and handed out balloons to kids, which led to a lot of laughter and happy faces. And there was a person who planned to stay up until midnight on New Years Eve. But they were so tired from all the day's activities that they fell asleep on the couch at 11:30 and missed the countdown.
Can you share more funny made up new stories?
Imagine a world where pencils had legs and could run around. One pencil named Pippy was always in a hurry. It would run from one piece of paper to another, leaving scribbles everywhere. The other pencils were much more orderly and would write neatly. But Pippy just wanted to have fun. One day, it ran into an eraser and they became friends. The eraser would clean up Pippy's messes.
Can you share some funny New Years resolution stories?
Sure. One story is about a guy who resolved to stop using his phone while on the toilet. But the first day of the new year, he was so used to it that he absent - mindedly took his phone in there. When he realized, he laughed at himself. Another is a woman who decided to learn to cook. She tried to make a simple omelette but ended up setting off the smoke alarm. It was a total mess but also really funny.
Can you share more funny stories?
Yes. There is a funny story about a woman who was at the zoo. She saw a llama and said, 'Look at that big dog!' Her friend had to explain that it was a llama. Also, a man was trying to be cool while skating and ended up skating right into a fountain. And a group of kids were playing hide - and - seek. One kid hid in a laundry basket and when his mom found him, she accidentally threw the whole basket into the washing machine with him still in it.
Can you share more funny 2018 stories?
Sure. There was a story about a cat that got its head stuck in a vase. It was chasing a little bug and jumped right into the vase. Its owner found it looking so silly with the vase on its head, and it took a while to get it off. It was really funny. The cat didn't seem too bothered though, just a bit confused.
Can you share some more funny stories funny stories?
Sure. There was a girl who tried to ride a bike for the first time. She was so nervous that she pedaled backwards instead of forwards. As a result, she just stayed in one place while making a lot of effort. Another story is about a grandpa who accidentally put on his glasses on top of his head and then spent half an hour looking for them.
Can you share a funny New Years resolution story?
Sure! One person's New Years resolution was to stop using exclamation marks in their texts for a whole year. But every time they got excited, they had to rewrite the message multiple times to avoid that mark. It was really funny seeing them struggle with self - control in their digital communication.
Can you share some funny new stories?
Sure. There was this new story about a dog that accidentally joined a marathon. It ran alongside the runners, thinking it was all a big game. The runners were so amused that they started giving it water and treats along the way.
Can you share more funny BTS stories?
Sure. Once, RM was doing an interview and he accidentally mispronounced a word in English in a really cute way. He immediately realized it and started laughing at himself. His self - deprecating humor made everyone in the room laugh too.
Can you share more Mourinho funny stories?
In one match, Mourinho's team won by a large margin. After the game, he was asked about the performance of an opposing player who had a particularly bad day. Mourinho humorously said that he felt sorry for the player because 'even his shadow was running away from him today.' This kind of light - hearted comment after a victory shows his ability to not take things too seriously and have a bit of fun at the expense of the situation.