Can you share some funny accident emergency stories?
At a ski resort, a beginner skier accidentally took the wrong slope. He ended up on an advanced run and was panicking. As he was trying to stop, he crashed into a big snowman that some kids had built. The snowman exploded, covering him in snow. He was fine though, just a bit embarrassed, and the kids thought it was hilarious.
Can you share some funny accident and emergency stories?
Well, a man ran into the emergency room yelling that he was bitten by a snake. The doctors were all on high alert. But when they examined him, they found out it was just a little garden snake that had given him a tiny nip. He was so scared that he had imagined the whole thing to be much worse than it was.
Can you share some funny emergency department stories?
There was this patient who rushed in thinking he had a broken arm after falling off his skateboard. But when the doctor examined him, it turned out he just had a really bad bruise. The way he was dramatically describing his 'broken arm' was hilarious. He was like 'I can feel my bones crunching!' when in reality it was just a bit of swelling.
Can you share some funny bathroom emergency stories?
There was this one time in a public bathroom. A little boy thought the hand dryer was a magic portal and put his head in it. His hair got all messed up and he started crying because he thought he was stuck. We all had a good laugh when his mom finally rescued him.
Can you share some emergency room funny stories?
Sure. There was a patient who came in because he thought he had a serious stomach problem. But it turned out he just ate too much at a buffet. He was so worried at first, but when he found out, he started laughing at himself.
Can you share some funny emergency room stories?
A woman rushed into the emergency room thinking she was having a heart attack. After all the tests, it turned out she had just eaten too much spicy food and her heartburn was so intense that she mistook it for a heart problem. The doctor advised her to be more careful with her diet in future.
Can you share some emergency department funny stories?
In the emergency department, a man rushed in saying he had swallowed a coin. When the X - ray was done, the coin was clearly visible in his stomach. He then started bargaining with the doctor, saying if the doctor could get it out without any invasive procedure, he would give half of the coin's value to the hospital. It was such a comical situation.
Can you share some funny accident stories?
Sure. Once, my friend was walking while looking at his phone. He didn't notice a low - hanging branch and walked right into it. The branch got stuck in his hair and he looked like he had a strange new hairstyle. It was really funny.
Share some funny emergency shit stories.
One time, my friend had an emergency when his dog ate his homework right before he was about to submit it. He ran around the house trying to find any scraps left, and the dog just sat there looking innocent. It was so funny seeing him all panicked.
Can you share some funny sex emergency room stories?
One story I heard was about a couple who were trying some acrobatic moves during sex and the guy accidentally slipped and hit his head on the bedside table. They rushed to the emergency room with him holding his head and his partner trying hard not to laugh. The doctors were quite amused too when they heard the story behind the injury.
Can you share some funny emergency stories from Tumblr?
Well, one story I remember is about a guy who thought his cat was missing during an emergency drill in his apartment building. He was running around shouting the cat's name while everyone else was calmly following the drill procedures. Turns out the cat was just napping in a closet. It was really funny how panicked he got over nothing.