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The Best Director

Wang Yang never stopped pursuing his dream of becoming a director and making movies that could amaze the world. However, the fate seemed to play a malicious joke on him. He got wrongly accused and expelled from USC. Fortunately, when God closed a door to Wang Yang, he opened a window for him. After a baby stroller hit him on the street, he began to be able to watch the movies from the future in his head! Since then, the year of 1988 was destined to be an extraordinary year. Besides the miracle written by “Titanic”, one of the most legendary directors in the 21st century was rising quietly…

The Best

After seeing his father’s profligate ways almost destroy the family business, Ransom Burke has instituted a firm policy of no work fraternization. When his longtime lover leaves him for a woman, Ransom vows never again to let anyone get close to him. He informs all future lovers he’ll shower them with gifts as long as they remain monogamous. However, at the first sign of straying, they’ll receive a bouquet of white roses tipped with gold and the affair will be over.<br><br>Man after man chooses straying over Ransom until the day the very appealing Parrish Rutledge comes to work for him. That means Parrish will forever be out of his reach.<br><br>Parrish has been alone since he was sixteen, having been tossed out when his older brother discovered he was gay. He’s immediately attracted to his new boss, but even though he dreams of Ransom, he knows, due to the company policy, it can’t go anywhere.<br><br>But in the aftermath of the office Christmas party, things change between them, and Parrish is given a choice: keep his job and know he can never again see Ransom as anything other than his boss, or quit and become his lover. The one is unthinkable, and as for the other, Ransom is a serial monogamist who doesn’t have the best track record. Parrish’s choice will either lead to a Christmas Day where once again he’ll be alone, or the best present ever will be under his tree.

I'm The Best!

<p><strong>You want me to calm down? Calm your head!</strong></p><p>This father wants to act cool!</p><p>No, it wasn&#x27;t posturing, it was truly awesome!</p>

Apocalypse: The Fat Lady Strikes Back

Qiao Lingxiang is a lady weighing 125kg. She's a lady who gets fat even from drinking water, a lady who is hated by everyone because of her appearance. She's the lady who gets beaten to death on a field. She doesn't transmigrate or gets reborn. She just opens her eyes and is resurrected. Then, she receives a strange ability. Whenever she loses a little weight, she gains healing abilities. She imagines that it can only allow her to cure all injuries and illnesses but, she realizes that she can also speed up the growth of plants and turn rocks into ores. The first step for survival? Set up a stall selling all kinds of medicinal herbs, weapons, potions, and energy ores. There's no need to worry about having no electricity anymore! Cen Yi is resting in his room when he hears the lady calling him. "Are you going to patronize my stall today?" He hooks his fingers at her and says in a domineering tone, "Come closer. I will buy all your items today. You belong to me tonight."

Fat or Slim?

Alina memiliki tubuh yang gempal dan juga besar. Dia memiliki hobi yaitu makan. Setiap detik dia akan mengunyah apa saja. Asalkan mulutnya terus merasakan makanan. Alina kerap dipandang rendah oleh teman-temannya di sekolah. Dengan alasan tubuhnya yang gemuk, memiliki banyak lemak dan tidak secantik mereka. Para gadis-gadis yang populer di kalangan laki-laki. Alina sadar, dia tidak boleh terus-terusan berada dalam kondisi seperti ini. Dia akan kurus dan mulai diet. Namun, semuanya membutuhkan pengorbanan. Alina mulai diet dengan mengurangi separuh dari jatah makan dan juga cemilannya. Termasuk minum Boba kesukaannya sekali dalam seminggu. Bila sebelumnya dia menikmati Bona sehari sekali. Tapi tidak dengan sekarang. Alina membuat prospek pada dirinya sendiri. Dia akan berevolusi dengan kehidupan lebih sehat, berolahraga, makan makanan sehat dan tidak boleh berlebihan. Setiap harinya fokus untuk mengurangi lemak membandel di tubuhnya. Sampai pada suatu hari, laki-laki yang dahulunya dicintainya, kini datang dan memujinya. Usaha yang dilakukan oleh Alina membuah hasil. Dia sekarang dipuji oleh orang-orang yang dulunya mem-bully Alina.

Your best friend not really always your best friend

SO OBSESSED

What if they are real? Will it be weird to find out? There are times you feel so eager to know if something is real. Sometimes you go extra miles to get what you're looking for. And other days you'll find yourself doubting. Before you know it, you're confused. When you sit down to think it through, you finally realize that everything is just a myth... We all have different stages of beliefs and obsession, you could be obsessed with books, games, movies etc... But what happens when your obsession shift to another insane level? The female lead in this book is so obsessed with things which aren't even real, she goes extra miles to get what she wants even though she knew it was a dangerous move....