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Rise To Stardom
Orphaned in the old world after taking care of his irresponsible and sick mother for years on end, Kyle finds his life turned upside down. His already dim world turns even gloomier and coupled with his trauma from losing her, Kyle felt like he had lost his purpose in life. Living day by day, akin to a soulless puppet, he struggled to keep his suicidal thoughts in check, all whilst trying to make ends meet as a cabbie. During those dark times, Kyle slowly begins to find solace in the world of music and movies. Even though it had always been there, it truly became something as a bloodline of sorts for him because, individually, both pieces of media, transported him to another world, one where he could feel happy, if even for a fleeting moment. And, as if the universe wanted even more for him, Kyle met some lovely old people, all of whom treated him as the son they never had, making him feel like he had a family after so long. This eventually, helped him let go of his trauma and turned him into the lovely soul he was always meant to be. But as fate would have it, these same people, wanted for Kyle to pursue his dreams because they saw the potential for greatness in him and the wonderous things he could go on to do, even if Kyle himself was oblivious to it. So, in an effort to make his dreams come true, they ended up gifting him a brand new chance, one that Kyle himself would only go on to realize after his untimely death in a fatal car accident. Now awake in the new world, still orphaned but with a brighter perspective on life, Kyle, armed with a System, another gift from his loved ones in the previous world, decides to take the chance to pursue his dreams of being a star, one that he was unable to pursue in his previous life due to his lack of talent. This is the story of a man who will go on to become the most versatile and renowned superstar all over the world... and it starts, just as he takes his first step into the cutthroat world of fame and fortune by registering for the popular singing reality TV competition, 'Rising Voices'. Known to be a fiercely competitive TV show, Kyle will meet with top contestants from around the world, go up against them, level up and become better, and ultimately, battle with them for the number one spot in the show as a dark horse! --- |AUTHOR NOTE| Just wanted to make it clear, that the singing competition which will be the first arc of the novel, will end around the late twenty-ish or early thirty-ish chapters. After that, you can expect so much more from the story so look forward to it! Also, although the setting is in a parallel world, all the songs, scripts and movies (although I will draw inspiration here and there), will be originals penned by yours truly (-‿◦).
Caeruleum_ · Urban
4.5
My Beloved Super Fierce Wife
"The new book 'Scolded as the Star of Death, All the Big Shots in the Capital Rush to Spoil Me' is now available!" Also known as "Reborn Era: Getting Rich with the Check-In System." [A physical powerhouse of a female lead vs. a vindictive, sarcastic, and elegant male protagonist] After a laboratory explosion, Lin Tang returns to that impoverished era and is bound to a check-in system. Before she has time to claim the newcomer gift pack, her fiancé, sporting an air of confidence, comes to break off the betrothal. The reason being, he's about to secure a stable job. Lin Tang looks at the ordinary yet self-assured man, parted her red lips slightly and said, "...break it off!" Less than a month later, her ex-fiancé was fired for some reason. Lin Tang took a stroll around the county and became the executive officer of the Broadcasting Station in the Textile Factory. Ex-fiancé's internal OS: Is it too late to reconcile now? - Those times were tough! Despite being treasured by her three big brothers and parents, everything from food to cloth and even soap required coupons... Even living frugally couldn't alleviate the miserable condition. Looking at the black mush in the bowl, Lin Tang fell silent, “......” Thankfully, she had a system! Need anything? Just check in to get it. - Many years later. A handsome man looked at his delicate wife with a fair complexion, managing to keep a straight face as he said, “I heard you could knock out a wild boar with just two punches?” Lin Tang's eyes sparkled, her fingers gently exerting force, and the Enamel Jar in her hand deformed. She responded in a stern manner, “Nonsense! Don't believe those rumors. We're civilized people and can't be that barbaric!”
a visitor from South Flight · Urban
4.5
Heads-up! The CEO's Wife is a Hidden Big Boss!
Young Master Lu says, "My wife knows nothing at all and has a bad temper. You'd better not bully her." Gu Mang watches silently as this man warns everyone who comes his way. Young Master Lu says, "Read properly. How can you remember anything if you flip the pages so quickly?" Gu Mang takes up another book and reads it speedily. Young Master Lu complains, "What should I do when my babe hates studying?" What else can he do other than dote on her? Until one day... "Young Master, numerous universities in the capital and even top universities overseas are fighting to get Madam to enroll!" "Young Master, many TCM research centers are getting into deadly squabbles over hiring Madam." "Young Master, a legion of huge international law firms want to employ Madam." "Young Master, several eminent hacking organisations are here too..." "Young Master, multiple financial groups have come..." "Young Master..." To all these, Young Master Lu says, "What the f**k! Get out of here!" Yes, his wife is a genius.
Feelings of South · Urban
4.7
#COMEDY #WEAKTOSTRONG #MYSTERY #SUPERPOWERS #SLICEOFLIFE #SURVIVAL #NONHUMAN #APOCALYPSE #POWERFULCOUPLE #SWEET
The Villain's Little Cat
“What?! I turn into a little cat… at the end of the world?” Kate looked at her small limbs with desperation. She glanced at the others who awakened strange and powerful abilities while she turned into a small cat without any combat ability. She wanted to cry. Thankfully, this small cat has an owner. Her strict professor who looked cold and unfeeling. With no other choice, Kate can only follow him. … Kyle looked at the little cat in his arm who showed an innocent look. Have you ever seen a cat acting coquettish after stealing food to hide her guilt? Have you ever seen a cat take a bath so happily? Have you ever seen a cat… turning into a little kid? Looking at the cat eared little girl with cute tail, Kyle sighed and decided to become the girl’s father and taught her the way of the world. But when cat eared little girl suddenly grew up into an adult… Kyle fell silent. ... Join the discord to chat with the author and other readers: https://discord.gg/pBy2wGB ... Other novels: -Flowers Bloom from Battlefield [complete] - Under the Veil of Night [complete] - 7 Path of the Lilies [on long hiatus] - 1 Year of Beginning [complete] - Villain Lady [complete] - Science and Fantasy [complete] - 2 Years of Restarting [complete] - Forgotten Legend of the Bloodied Flower [on going] - The Quiet Empress [complete] ... Follow me on IG: @sora100518
Sorahana · Sci-fi
4.6
Invincible Starting from Max Level Attributes
To transmigrate into a world of cultivation as a loser? What's the point of even trying to cultivate? After a burst of rainbow light, Yang Zhen instantly hits the jackpot! Any cultivation method he sees instantly maxes out, there’s too many to learn! The pills he refines not only save lives, but also grant eternal youth. How many saints and fairies are desperately seeking his help, willing to agree to any condition! The weapons he forges can challenge god-like emperors and can even stab their way into the underworld - every single one makes heaven and earth tremble, and even gods and demons retreat in fear! "I, Yang Zhen, never show off, because I'm genuinely unbeatable!" ………… Group one: 542062672 (full) Group two: 818906415 (spaces available)
one foot of the south wind · Eastern
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#ACTION #ADVENTURE #SYSTEM #CULTIVATION #TRANSMIGRATION #FUNNY #STRONGFROMTHESTART #DENSEMC
In A Cultivation World With An Entertainment Park
Arriving in a strange world filled with cultivators, Chu Che suddenly becomes the owner of an Entertainment system... Specifically, he becomes the owner of an Entertainment Park. [Chu Che: What? I get to own an Entertainment Park in another word? Author: Zip It MC. I'm talking. Chu Che: ("_")] .... The young Chu Che begins his rise to the top. And along his path, he becomes a legendary master who countless people dare not offend. [Emperor Hoshi]: Hahahahahahaha! I've just broken through after watching the 7th season of one piece! As expected of the entertainment park!" [The Great Elder Pei Mo]: "Damn You Park Owner! How can you close the park now? I was just about to rank up in the Elder Scrolls game!" [Fairy Wei Wei]: "This game is too much! How can I fall into a pit of snakes just like that? No way. I'm not reconciled! I, Fairy Wei Wei, must become victorious in this game of snakes and ladders." [Goddess Laila]: ... ~Oooooooooo! Why is it so tragic? What happened to senior John Snow? How can he be dead? Owner, you go in there and save him now!" (-_-) ... The mighty Chu Che opened an 'Anime, Gaming, & Fantasy Entertainment Park, which shattered the reality of many and led to the rise of countless experts. Thus, the young man became the most invincible man to all. . Thank you, everyone! I will post daily, so stay tuned! ......
Lumydee · Eastern
4.0
#ACTION #ROMANCE #ADVENTURE #REINCARNATION #SYSTEM #MAGIC #CULTIVATION #ACADEMY #DRAGON #BEAST TAMING
Reincarnation Of A Swordsman: The Omni Mage
The Celestial War! A war that has been ongoing since time! Pyrrhus, the human god isn't left out. He's known for his might and greediness, conquering many stars and sectors! Kyle Lin, a boy of Zekkoa becomes the recepient of a system; one which Pyrrhus has sent as a help. Forced to reincarnate into a magic world, he must grow stronger as the world is at stake. Kyle must free himself of being a pawn and take power into his own hands. Witness his journey to become an Omni Mage! [WSA 2024 Entry] _____________ Cover credits: MAXandMILLS, contracted author of "Comeet Legacy." _____________
YoungCreator · Fantasy
4.7
#MYSTERY #SWEETLOVE #KILLER #POWERFULCOUPLE #ENEMIESTOLOVERS #MAFIA #DETAILED #FAKEIDENTITY #SERIOUS
Innocent Until Proven Guilty
"Speaking of knowing things…" Kyle said slowly, "You still haven't given me a chance to tell my story." "I know," said Andrea. "I was having too much fun speculating. Finding you like this is a gift, and I don't want to tear the wrapping off all at once. ‘Building up the anticipation makes it better.’" Kyle blinked again, then gave a quiet snort of recognition at his own words being thrown back at him. "So what is your speculation?" Kyle asked. "Oh I don't know, probably something utterly disappointing. Did they pick you up for speeding on the way to the farmers market? I guess that wouldn't explain the uh…" she gestured at his injury again. "It wouldn't explain that now, would it. Oh, I know! You got into a fight over the last piece of bluefin!" Kyle just shook his head slightly. "No? I guess it's too much to hope you did something really exciting like rob a bank—You're not secretly a cat burglar are you, Kyle? Lose your balance breaking into an art gallery? No…?" Kyle looked unamused. "Very funny, Chuckles, would you mind taking this a little more seriously?" "Of course," said Andrea. "Very serious for a lawyer to have been arrested. You could be disciplined. Disbarred! Why, we might not see each other in court anymore. Wouldn't that be a shame." "Wouldn't it though," replied Kyle. "So that's the kind of guy you think I am? Stealing fine art and fighting in fish markets?” Andrea pondered some more. "I know!" she exclaimed. "Did you get into a fight with someone's boyfriend? Did it turn out that you were your young lady's bit on the side, and you ended up having a domestic dispute?" Kyle winced. "Is that it?!" Andrea had been teasing, but it seems like she had touched a nerve. To whatever degree Kyle had seemed like he'd been playing along, even as worn down as he was, that last remark had left him deflated. Kyle hung his head. "It wasn't like that…" "Oh sure, like you haven't been collecting notches on your bedposts." "I'M not like that." "You're not? That's not what your reputation says, out there collecting numbers and breaking hearts. I heard that you were a real ladykil–" "Andrea! I'm not–" Kyle shouted, grabbing her hands. His hands were strong, and his grip so tight it almost hurt. His expression so intense, frustrated and hurt and… scared? Andrea knew she had been twisting the knife a little into something that bothered him, but what had caused this reaction? It was only for a moment, then Kyle seemed to catch himself and let go. He slumped back in his chair and slid his shackled hands back below the table. Andrea leaned back as well, adding to the distance, and folded her arms, no longer smiling. She glanced at the duress button out of the corner of her eye. If Kyle had kept holding her as tightly as he had been, she wouldn't have even been able to reach it. "I think we're ready for storytime now," she said seriously. “I think you had better start at the punchline. What have you been charged with, Mr Wynn?" Kyle took a deep breath before he raised his head once more. "Murder, Ms Mason. First Degree Murder." *** Andrea Mason, a defense attorney who cares more about justice and protecting her clients than just winning cases. But the one man she hates to lose to is her rival, the arrogant prosecutor, Kyle Wynn. Kyle represents everything Andi hates about unscrupulous win-at-all-costs lawyers, and for years they have traded arguments in the courtroom and barbs in the hallways. Their paths cross again when they find themselves on a high-profile murder trial. As much as Andrea might despise Kyle, she can’t believe it when HE is charged with the horrific murder. But she is even more shocked when he asks for her to represent him at trial… *** #SLOWBURN #STRONGFL #CRIME #MURDER #FLIRTY #ROMANCE If you want to know what to expect, check the reviews! ฅ^-ﻌ•^ฅ Burrito says to join here: https://discord.gg/qr7eUnxT2F
slowestcook · Urban
5.0
#R18 #COMEDY #MYSTERY #WEREWOLF #ALPHA
The Hunter Becomes The Hunted
Twenty-nine year old Jacy is a bounty hunter that chooses to go after the tough bounties. The bigger the man the better. Why? Because she wants to knock them down to size. Who wouldn't feel small after having a woman take them down? But it's not all easy for this female alpha wolf. She has her tough days on the job and will need to de-stress from time to time. So, what happens when Jacy meets Kyle, a super sexy feline who is just as much the take charge kind as she is? The two meet at a bar and have a hot night of passion. The problem is that Jacy can't remember his name, or even what he looks like. But Kyle can't forget about her. And he left a little something behind when he left that night. Will Kyle find the woman he thinks is his destiny? Or will Jacy run away from him like she did her pack? Time will tell in this story that is full of laughs, fights, and lots of alpha headbutting. *********** SEX LANGUAGE IMPLIED TORTURE ADULT SITUATIONS EXTREME VILOLENCE *********** FOLLOW ME AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK https://discord.gg/8wrYgHqemB https://twitter.com/DCinMI https://www.facebook.com/deni.chance.71
Deni_Chance · Fantasy
5.0
Mi Querida Esposa Super Feroz
—¡El nuevo libro 'Regañado como la Estrella de la Muerte, Todos los Grandes Peces de la Capital se Apresuran a Consentirme' ya está disponible! También conocido como 'Era Renacida: Enriqueciéndose con el Sistema de Registro'. [Una protagonista femenina físicamente poderosa vs. un protagonista masculino vengativo, sarcástico y elegante] Después de una explosión en un laboratorio, Lin Tang regresa a aquella era empobrecida y está ligada a un sistema de registro. Antes de que tenga tiempo de reclamar el paquete de regalo para nuevos, su prometido, con aire de confianza, viene a romper el compromiso. La razón es que está a punto de asegurar un trabajo estable. Lin Tang mira al hombre ordinario pero seguro de sí mismo, entreabre sus labios rojos ligeramente y dice: —¡...rómpanlo! Menos de un mes después, su ex-prometido fue despedido por alguna razón. Lin Tang da un paseo por el condado y se convierte en la oficial ejecutiva de la Estación de Radiodifusión en la Fábrica Textil. Sistema interno del ex-prometido: ¿Es demasiado tarde para reconciliarnos ahora? —¡Esos tiempos eran duros! A pesar de ser atesorada por sus tres hermanos mayores y sus padres, todo, desde la comida hasta la tela e incluso el jabón, requería cupones... Incluso vivir de manera frugal no podía aliviar la miserable condición. Mirando el mejunje negro en el cuenco, Lin Tang se quedó en silencio: ...... Afortunadamente, ¡tenía un sistema! ¿Necesitas algo? Solo regístrate para obtenerlo. —Muchos años después. Un hombre apuesto miró a su delicada esposa de tez clara, logrando mantener el rostro serio mientras decía: —¿He oído que podrías noquear a un jabalí con solo dos puñetazos? Los ojos de Lin Tang brillaron, sus dedos ejercieron suavemente presión, y la Jarra de Esmalte en su mano se deformó. Ella respondió de manera severa: —¡Tonterías! No creas esos rumores. Somos personas civilizadas y no podemos ser tan bárbaros.
a visitor from South Flight · Urban
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#R18 #COMEDY #WEAKTOSTRONG #DARK #SLICEOFLIFE #VILLAIN #BL #SCARY
Ties That Bind(BL)
[Warning: Intense Dark Themes] Kyle's life spirals into chaos as he grapples with betrayal, isolation, and an all-consuming obsession. Estranged from his family and scarred by his twin brother Matt's treacherous actions, Kyle hesitatingly found solace in Ethan-a dangerously devoted figure whose loyalty masks unsettling secrets. As Kyle's dependency on Ethan grows, he is thrust deeper into a web of deception and violence that challenges his grip on reality. When a harrowing encounter leaves Kyle questioning his own sanity, he becomes entangled in Ethan's possessive grip, uncovering disturbing truths that threaten to unravel everything he holds dear. In a world where trust is a fragile illusion, Kyle must confront his haunted past and the lurking darkness within himself. With every revelation, the stakes rise, and Kyle must decide whether to succumb to the abyss or claw his way to a future where he can finally be free-regardless of the cost.
Sakakibara9300 · Urban
4.3
South Park
South Park is a school that every parent want to send their child to because if he or she graduates from South Park he or she is guaranteed a spot in a good university and those who end topping the class will have very easy access into an Ivy League university. It takes 3 years to graduate from South Park. Every student enrolled are between the ages of 15 and 16. The things that are practiced in this school are not the kind of things parents expect. Trust me these kids are horrible. If you sum it all up it is actually a great adventure to graduate from South Park. But South Park is a school full of sinners
Mysteriousfingers · Teen
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#ROMANCE #COMEDY
Three Little Troublemakers Turned the World Upside Down After My Divorce
"M-Mr. Li, something terrible has happened. Your office has been vandalized," the secretary said as she hurriedly and anxiously approached Li Zhenteng. Li Zhenteng's rose-colored lips inched closer to Shen Ning's red lips when he was interrupted, and he growled, "Damn it, who dare to be so bold?" "M-Mr. Li, it's a four or five-year-old kid. He claimed that you bullied his mommy." "Uh..." Li Zhenteng immediately straightened his posture, his face serious. "M-Mr. Li, something terrible has happened. Your project materials have been stolen!" the flustered secretary burst into the room while Li Zhenteng was conducting an emergency senior executive meeting. "How dare they! Who dares to be so audacious?" Li Zhenteng said furiously. "M-Mr. Li, it's three little kids. They say that you've hurt their mommy." The executives couldn't help but chuckle among themselves when they heard that. Li Zhenteng shrank into himself and cleared his throat. "Ahem, let's continue the meeting..."
Spring Swallow Returns South · Urban
4.5
#ACTION #ROMANCE #ADVENTURE #REINCARNATION #R18 #MAGIC #WEAKTOSTRONG #CULTIVATION #KINGDOMBUILDING #EVOLUTION
Spirit Soul
The moment the entire Universe was devoured, everything changed. The Void barriers deprived of energy shattered and merged multiple Universes. Through the enormous accumulated energy, a new, pristine and infinitely large planet emerged. At the same time, the Souls of the Old, devoured Universe, received the opportunity to reincarnate, to change the inevitable fate of their first life! Would the path of the youngest reincarnation, Kyle, be the same as in his first, miserable life, or would he be able to emerge out of the ashes of his past life just like a Phoenix? Nobody knew for sure because his fate was not set in stone! However, what Kyle knew for sure, was that he had received a God-given opportunity to change something, to finally sense and start one of the major energies of the Universe. Finally, he could start cultivating! Follow the youngest reincarnation of the Old Souls, Kyle, on his journey through the pristine lands of the infinitely large planet, Shima, overcoming countless obstacles on his path towards unparalleled strength, with his Spirit Soul right next to him. ------------------------ This story is not an ordinary Cultivation story, you should definitely give it a try! ------------------------ Release rate 7 chapters/week+ extra chapters Wordcount per chapter around 2k~ -----------------------
HideousGrain · Urban
4.6
#REINCARNATION #SWEETLOVE #MARYSUE
The Regent's Tender Darling
[Double Purity][1v1] When Prince Duan was crowned king! Her most beloved maternal family was annihilated! Her elder sister, who became the empress, wanted to kill her! But the Regent King, the "enemy" she feared and despised the most, came to save her! "You are my queen, and will be for the rest of your life!" After being reborn, on her wedding night, Lin Jiaojiao was held captive in Regent King's arms, but, she was not afraid the slightest. "Yan Sihan~ Hug~" She moved closer and hugged the man's waist. The man suppressed his voice: "Jiaojiao, you have no chance anymore." [Sweet and scheming little queen x extremely indulgent Regent King] Lin Jiaojiao: Building scaffolds, herding ducks, raising ducks, dragging down the harmful dog emperor from his throne! Yan Sihan: Just sit at home, and the throne will come from the sky?
South Country · General
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#SMUT
South Park Smut Book
Just some random south park smut chapters~
Jerome_Valeska67 · LGBT+
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Gorgeous Lady Boss
Tang Feng had been just an ordinary milk tea shop employee before one day, the lady boss called him to her room, and he learned what "hidden rules" really meant...
South Mountain Overachiever King · Urban
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The south park fan fiction
A story of four boys in the quiet of south Park going on an offensive adventure. Unofficial fan fiction. Characters not by me but by Trey Parker and Matt stone.Cover is from their respective artist.
Doctor_Spring_ · Realistic
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Istriku yang Sangat Galak Tercinta
"Buku baru 'Dimarahi sebagai Bintang Kematian, Semua Orang Besar di Ibu Kota Berlomba-lomba Memanjakanku' sekarang tersedia!" Dikenal juga dengan "Era Kebangkitan: Menjadi Kaya dengan Sistem Check-In." [Protagonis wanita berkekuatan fisik luar biasa vs protagonis pria yang dendam, sinis, dan elegan] Setelah terjadi ledakan laboratorium, Lin Tang kembali ke era miskin itu dan terikat dengan sistem check-in. Sebelum dia sempat mengklaim paket hadiah pemula, tunangannya yang penuh percaya diri, datang untuk membatalkan pertunangan mereka. Alasannya, dia akan mendapatkan pekerjaan tetap. Lin Tang menatap pria biasa yang penuh keyakinan itu, membuka bibir merahnya sedikit dan berkata, "...putuskan saja!" Kurang dari sebulan kemudian, tunangan lamanya dipecat karena suatu alasan. Lin Tang berjalan-jalan di kabupaten dan menjadi pejabat eksekutif di Stasiun Penyiaran di Pabrik Tekstil. OS internal mantan tunangan: Apakah sudah terlambat untuk rujuk sekarang? - Waktu itu keras! Walaupun dimanja tiga kakak laki-lakinya dan orang tuanya, segala sesuatu dari makanan hingga kain bahkan sabun memerlukan kupon... Bahkan hidup hemat tidak bisa meredakan kondisi menyedihkan itu. Melihat bubur hitam dalam mangkuk, Lin Tang terdiam, “......” Untungnya, dia memiliki sistem! Butuh sesuatu? Cukup check-in untuk mendapatkannya. - Bertahun-tahun kemudian. Seorang pria tampan memandang istrinya yang lembut dengan kulit putih, berhasil menahan ekspresi seriusnya saat berkata, “Saya dengar kamu bisa melumpuhkan babi hutan hanya dengan dua pukulan?” Mata Lin Tang berkilauan, jari-jarinya dengan lembut memberi tekanan, dan Stoples Enamel di tangannya berubah bentuk. Dia menjawab dengan serius, “Omong kosong! Jangan percaya rumor-rumor itu. Kita orang beradab dan tidak bisa sebiadab itu!”
a visitor from South Flight · Urban
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Never too Late
Clara faces some hard decisions after loosing her chosen mate. Her son, Kyle is showing serious signs of aggression, which means she may have to go back to the pack her mate rules. The mate who rejected her and her unborn child. For her son, she is ready to go to any lengths! * Kyle has watched her mother be extremely happy with a man who was not her mate which has led him to believe that mates are overrated. He believes he doesn’t need a mate and wants to pave his own path. But his inner demon leads him towards a very different path than the one he planned to take!
Shanika Rana · Urban
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