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In A Cultivation World With An Entertainment Park
Arriving in a strange world filled with cultivators, Chu Che suddenly becomes the owner of an Entertainment system... Specifically, he becomes the owner of an Entertainment Park. [Chu Che: What? I get to own an Entertainment Park in another word? Author: Zip It MC. I'm talking. Chu Che: ("_")] .... The young Chu Che begins his rise to the top. And along his path, he becomes a legendary master who countless people dare not offend. [Emperor Hoshi]: Hahahahahahaha! I've just broken through after watching the 7th season of one piece! As expected of the entertainment park!" [The Great Elder Pei Mo]: "Damn You Park Owner! How can you close the park now? I was just about to rank up in the Elder Scrolls game!" [Fairy Wei Wei]: "This game is too much! How can I fall into a pit of snakes just like that? No way. I'm not reconciled! I, Fairy Wei Wei, must become victorious in this game of snakes and ladders." [Goddess Laila]: ... ~Oooooooooo! Why is it so tragic? What happened to senior John Snow? How can he be dead? Owner, you go in there and save him now!" (-_-) ... The mighty Chu Che opened an 'Anime, Gaming, & Fantasy Entertainment Park, which shattered the reality of many and led to the rise of countless experts. Thus, the young man became the most invincible man to all. . Thank you, everyone! I will post daily, so stay tuned! ......
Lumydee · EASTERN
4.0
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Transmigrating to the 80s to Become Stepmom to Five Bigwigs
Mu Jingzhe transmigrates into a book filled with sweet, doting love to become the useless supporting character who serves as a foil to the female lead. She also becomes the stepmom of five kids to her recently deceased husband. The five children are the sort that was bound to grow up to become villainous bigwigs. Right now though, these five bigwigs are still pitiful little kids. After weighing the pros and cons, Mu Jingzhe decides to stay for the time being to take care of them, only hoping that they wouldn't seek revenge on her in the future. Unexpectedly, when she is about to leave, the five bigwigs cling to her and refuse to let her go. —— A long time later, her supposedly dead husband, Shao Qihai, returns. The terrifying business bigshot, Shao Dong: "Thanks, Mommy." The famous author-and-media mogul, Shao Xi: "Mommy helped me." The academic genius who two top universities are fighting over, Shao Nan: "Mommy, help me choose.” The youngest winner of the Best Actress Award, Shao Bei: “Love Mommy the most.” The globally-renowned musician, Shao Zhong: “This is for Mommy.” ...... The five children only recognize their mother and have zero thoughts about their father. Their father's dear brother and old rival turn into his rival in love, waiting to abduct his wife home. Shao Qihai: Hm?!! I'm not dead yet. I'm alive, and I'm back!
Yearly Blossoms · URBAN
4.8
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Reborn To Love
“So, what do you want?” He Xinyan quickly glanced up into Gu Yechen’s face and frowned. Why did he look so familiar? Where did she see him before? “I want you.” “. . .” Well, that was direct. He Xinyan opened her mouth to speak but she couldn’t form the right words. “Let's make a deal. You become my girlfriend and you can ask for anything in return.” “Anything?” He Xinyan repeated. Gu Yechen nodded his head, “Anything.” He Xinyan thought about what could help her but realized that there wasn’t much she needed as of now. However, she would definitely need support in the future. There were many things she couldn’t do by herself, but Gu Yechen would definitely be able to do. “How long would this deal last?” Gu Yechen leaned back against the couch casually, “However long I feel like.” “And. . . that is about how long?” “Forever.” --- He Xinyan’s life was in ruins. After being cheated on by her fiance, her life went downhill as she lived under endless rumors and hate comments. Her stepsister framed her for things she never did, her fiance betrayed her, and her father kicked her out of the house for being an unfilial daughter. At the lowest point of her life, she died. . . A car accident killed her, and also brought her back to eight years ago, before everything started going downhill. With a second chance, He Xinyan was determined to take back what was rightfully hers and also take revenge on those who hurt her in the past. He Xinyan thought that she was already prepared for all the lies and secrets from her past, but she realizes that her first life was only a joke as more secrets get uncovered. In her twisted life and story, He Xinyan couldn’t possibly defeat everyone’s schemes and achieve her goals by herself. Through an unexpected encounter, she met Gu Yechen, the cold and powerful CEO of the Gu Corporation. With a powerful and cunning man protecting and helping her this time around, He Xinyan was certain that her second chance would be successful! However, success doesn’t come easily. . . --- Note ~ No rape and no major misunderstandings Update: 1 to 2 chapters daily This is an original story by me and not a translation. The picture in the cover is not mine. Credits to the owner :) Join my discord server: https://discord.gg/FVwPydp Author’s Instagram: helemon_author
helemon_ · URBAN
4.8
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#SWEETLOVE
#REBIRTH
#FACESLAPPING
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#WEAKTOSTRONG
#SLICEOFLIFE
#VILLAIN
#BETRAYAL
#REVENGE
#CAMPUS
#CEO
To Love And To Hate
This is a story of betrayal, love lost, and love found again. Kim Haewon, radiantly beautiful and unsuspecting, finds herself irresistibly drawn to Jake Davies, a man she perceives as her knight in shining armor, who always appears miraculously at crucial moments in her life. Little does she know that their encounters were not mere coincidences, as she had assumed. Jake is a man on a mission, driven by the manipulations of his grandmother. Consumed by a thirst for revenge for his father's tragic demise, he is determined to rectify the past and reclaim what he believes is rightfully his. In order to achieve this, he sets his sights on winning the heart of Kim Haewon, the sole heiress to the fortune he seeks to acquire. However, what Jake never anticipated was the unexpected twist of fate that led him to fall deeply in love while orchestrating his deceitful plan to steal the affection of the woman he was meant to despise. Can he afford to allow love to blossom between himself and the daughter of his enemies? (Photo Credit to the real owner of cover photo! It’s not mine)
Miss_Behaviour · URBAN
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Binding to Geniuses To Become Stronger
"Ding! Congratulations on binding God's Chosen One. You will receive 150% of the other party's cultivation comprehension and cultivation speed!" "Cultivation-related matters related to the bound target can be obtained as additional rewards." "Enjoy your cultivation!" … "You and the Great Tang Princess admire the purple aura, discuss the Heavenly Dao, and acquire the Purple Aura from the East! "You and the saintesses of the demon race explore the mystic realm and search for the legacy to obtain the Demon Sovereign's Indestructible Body!" "You fought a decisive battle with the Fiend Son of the fiend race in the South Ocean and gained the Godfiend Hell-Crushing Force!" … A hundred years later, you have bound yourself to all the elites of the infinite worlds. Turning around, you realize something. You are invincible.
Li Hongtian · EASTERN
4.4
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First To Reincarnate
Death. It began washing over the earth like a plague. The plague being the sudden appearance of powerful monsters, destroying cities and killing anyone that stood in their way. But when a young boy gets confronted by these monsters, he doesn’t run or feel an ounce of fear in the face of death. He wanted to die, he wished for it. His wish… Granted. But in death comes rebirth, a new opportunity. But very few that have died to the waves of monsters have been given the opportunity, the opportunity to reincarnate together to the ground zero of this multiversal disaster. To save that world and many worlds including their own. But the very same boy decides a new route for himself. A new route for a new life. One he would hope would be better than his last. Separating from the rest that reincarnates. Being the first to reincarnate. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Warning AI is used to make the images as I can't draw whatsoever and I'm too broke to hire an artist. This novel does contain gore and smut, but hopefully, the R18 tag insinuates that. I'm writing this for fun and while I do check over my work there may be some writing or grammatical errors. Very Sorry. Please feel free to support me or my work and any comments or questions I will try my best to reply to. This is my first ever proper work and my first contracted work so I hope you enjoy it! Tags: Reincarnation, Harem, Fantasy, Yuri (only mentioned), Smut, R-18, Fantasy, Action, Adventure, Magic, Ecchi, Overpowered, Weak to Strong
RoKo505 · FANTASY
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#URBAN
#SUPERSTAR
Stripping To Fame
Yun Xi was an insignificant celebrity who was only fit to act as a passerby in all the major movies and dramas. The day her younger brother got into an accident, she desperately needed a large amount of money. Her manager advised her, "It's time for you to leap over the dark side of the industry, your payment will be ten times what you're getting now." Thus, Yun Xi started to take up the roles of a little slut in major movies and dramas. She became a star who would take off her clothes whenever. Her main role was to seduce the male lead, the kind that provided small but necessary push in the dialogues and scenes. Yun Xi was very professional. Once the cameras started rolling, she would be as unrestrained as she wanted to be. Once the director shouted "Cut!", Yun Xi would return to her serious self immediately! She would never harbor any improper thoughts for the male leads outside the show. However, there was something she could not understand—all of the male leads were seasoned actors who were famous for their acting. They were paid so much, and they had so many fans, so why was it so difficult for them to act properly? After filming, they still had to look for her to study their scripts together! They even desperately added scenes for themselves! Yun Xi, "There's obviously no need for a kissing scene, and you don't have to take off your clothes..." The domineering Best Actor, the gentle top-paid actor, the arrogant muscleman, the naughty handsome actor, and her coldly arrogant manager, "Acting be damned. You better pay attention."
Superstar · URBAN
4.8
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Mated to Another
“Good morning.” She greeted as she peeked on my male’s cheek with so much affection. And I could feel my heart start to bleed as the male destined for me smiled down at the female and kissed her temple with his heart oozing adoration. My wolf was on her hind legs staring at the female through my eyes. She fisted her hair and knotted them in a bun and my eyes fell on the glorifying fresh mark on her neck. I return my eyes to the male standing in front of me. That is when I noticed the angry red mark on his neck. And I could feel my heart shatter into a million pieces. “You didn’t inform me we were expecting a guest?” I am brought back from my world of thoughts when the female pulled back from my male and stood up with her spine straight. A charming sweet smile was what she offered me. “You were already asleep when I received the news of our guest’s arrival, my love.” His voice was thick and husky and they fell in my ears like a sweet melody the Goddess had kept me deprived off. His voice was filled to the brim with affection for a female who wasn’t me. My love is what he said. With so much love, adoration and affection that I wished to dig up my own grave and disappear forever. But that is not possible either. “I understand.” She nodded and turned to me. “I am Sigrún. Alpha Erdem’s female and Luna. Welcome to our land.” The moment I found out that there was another life growing inside me, I was scared, I was terrified. But the instant I knew it was his, I was on my way to find him, to reclaim him after all those years of waiting. But fate had other plans, and I suppose the Goddess loved making my life a living hell. He was supposed to choose me, he was meant to love me, he was born to be mine. He was my other half, my soul mate. But he bore another’s mark…he was mated to another.
Daisy Chaseley · FANTASY
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Bench in the Park
Tidak semua orang mendapat kesempatan kedua dalam hidup, namun tak sedikit pula yang justru menggunakan kesempatan yang diberikan itu hanya untuk memuaskan nafsu keduniawian saja. Begitupula yang terjadi pada Keisha. Mengkhianati orang yang justru berperan besar dalam mengangkat kehidupan, bahkan rasa percaya dirinya. Dan saat semua sudah terlanjur terjadi, kata maaf dan penyesalan tentu tidak lagi berguna, sebab karma itu menyakitkan.
Ando_Ajo · FANTASY
5.0
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Reborn To Revenge
"Please, let me go" I don't know why she wanted to kill me. I thought she was my best friend. She stabbed the knife into my chest, "He said only if you dead, he'll accept me" I spatted the blood from my mouth, "H-He?" "Yes. When he confessed his love to you, do you remember how you rejected him?" "I d-did that because I k-knew you like -him" "Oh stop your drama 'I am a good girl' show. I have lots of money, I have so many ways to get what I like. But he asked me you to be dead. so of course to get what i wanted I'll go to any extreme" Again she stabbed me in the same place, "Be a good a girl and have a Eternal sleep. Don't worry, I'll lead a happy life with the one I love" Before I closed my eyes, I saw her evil smile which pained me a lot. Why I have to die like this? It's unfair for me. I can't accept dying like this. It's really not fair.
SelusSarang · URBAN
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#REBIRTH
South Park
South Park is a school that every parent want to send their child to because if he or she graduates from South Park he or she is guaranteed a spot in a good university and those who end topping the class will have very easy access into an Ivy League university. It takes 3 years to graduate from South Park. Every student enrolled are between the ages of 15 and 16. The things that are practiced in this school are not the kind of things parents expect. Trust me these kids are horrible. If you sum it all up it is actually a great adventure to graduate from South Park. But South Park is a school full of sinners
Mysteriousfingers · TEEN
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South Park Smut Book
Just some random south park smut chapters~
Jerome_Valeska67 · LGBT+
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Ticket to Paradise
Jessa Dawson is a cynical manager of a five-star hotel in Roanoke, Virginia. She’s never been the type who longed for adventure, romance, or living in the moment. For Jessa, her career has always been her top priority, though lately even that part of her life is becoming less fulfilling. Jessa isn’t much of a people person and has always tried to fly beneath the radar whenever possible.<br><br>Beautiful and mysterious Holly Reynolds is quite the opposite. She’s always up for an adventure. As a retired model, Holly has traveled the world, yet she still has one fear in life. Holly is terrified of being in confined spaces, planes especially. When she travels, she finds herself becoming lost in an alcoholic oblivion to block out her anxiety.<br><br>Jessa's and Holly’s paths cross on a flight to Las Vegas. Jessa is instantly annoyed with Holly’s constant chatter, but Holly is simply trying to prevent a panic attack from occurring. By the time the flight lands, the sparks are undeniable, and Jessa finds herself becoming lost in Holly’s charms. After a little too much alcohol, neither of their lives will ever be the same.
Joann Lee · LGBT+
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Evolution to GOD
WPC #188: Bronze Winner ["So miss System, how can I become awesome" "Host you cannot become awesome"] Success was surrounding me all the time, I was Rich, Handsome, and a Playboy. And you know what, I was always surrounded by beauties. Then one day, my life took a nightmarish turn. "What the fuck" I was in a body of a monkey. Bloody GOD had me incarnated in a body of Monkey!!! Where is my Handsomeness and... At least he should have me incarnated in a body of Fox or a Peacock. I should have shown my awesomeness, a cute Panda is also fine. Follow the journey of a self-centered narcissist man, who wanted to become awesome but became a GOD. P.S: Image used from this source https://www.deviantart.com/vesner/art/Monkey-Death-Ray-297852108
REaper · URBAN
4.5
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#MYSTERY
#FIRSTLOVE
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Fated To You
----- [MATURE CONTENT ALERT] "No! I won't let you go this time! No matter how many times more I will be born for you, but I am your eternal fated one." Alex proclaimed passionately. ----- What it likes to lose your cherished one, you loved with your whole heart? Luna, the only daughter of a rich businessman, was reincarnated with a new chance to live her life without the regret of a tragic death in her last life. The painful scars from the previous life transformed her to despise love forever. Alex, monarch of the business world, and a cold-hearted guy surrounded by dark mystic secrets. Behind his ruthless gesture lies a person who has survived barbaric torments as a child. Fate intervenes and they encounter each other. She shreds in fear as he has the appearance of the same person who caused her the brutal heartbreak. However, Alex doesn't remember a single event from their past life but his heart is mysteriously obsessed with her. Noah and Soo-Ha, the other two important leads of the story are also interconnected to each other as well as tangled to both Luna and Alex. Will this fateful encounter succeed Luna to avenge her scars this time & go separate ways from Alex? All these four people brought together by destiny, what will be the impact on their truths of existence? Or destiny has already planned something else as the surreal surprise? _______ [Follow @Zuozhei_jiemei into account to watch the teaser and character introduction of the book. It's a slow burn mystery romantic novel in both character's and narrator's POV] ** THE COVER IS COMMISSIONED AND STRICTLY COPYRIGHTED BY ME** With the roller coaster ride of emotions, love rivals, mysteries, thrillers & twists - enjoy the unique story.
ShadowPrincess96 · URBAN
4.7
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The south park fan fiction
A story of four boys in the quiet of south Park going on an offensive adventure. Unofficial fan fiction. Characters not by me but by Trey Parker and Matt stone.Cover is from their respective artist.
Doctor_Spring_ · REALISTIC
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Licensed To Kill
Tom Marks, the newly promoted Detective had to relocate due to his promotion. He is not only an upstanding member of the Police department, but he is also the youngest Police officer to make Detective. Upon his arrival, he notices that the law that he swears to uphold isn't always as black and white in L.A. He finds that there are two types of law, one for the criminals, and one for the rich and famous. Detective Tom Marks soon has to start bending to their rules to accommodate the criminals that he swears to put behind bars to keep his job. After an encounter with the local district attorney, Madison McKenna, he does not feel so alone anymore in his quest to uphold the law and put criminals behind bars, keeping them there for as long as they possibly can. Together they seem to be able to face anything. But Detective Marks is soon faced with a new type of evil, something he has never dealt with before, his very own demons that lead him down a path of no return. Will Madison be able to bring him back? Will performing his duties cost him everything, will he survive. Will he find love in it all?
MrXwriter · URBAN
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Happy [South Park x Reader]
—Bien, Te encontramos pero ¿Estás feliz? —Por primera vez... soy feliz volviéndolos a ver
Space_Cotton · HISTORY
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Ladder To Godhood
The universe has many unravelled mysteries. These secrets usually revolve around humans and their endless cycle of cultivation. One day, a curious Dragonborn, coupled with a twist of fate that granted him a suitable physique to indulge in human practice decides to integrate into the humane civilization. For reasons unknown, the realm in which his clan prospers doesn't allow the existence of his variation physique, thus he descended to the lower planes in absolute secrecy to expand his horizons.
Lieutenant0052 · FANTASY
4.7
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To Love & To Hold
"Shhhh," he cut me off, his palms spreading on the revealed skin of my abdomen. His index fingers made their way into the waistband of my sweatpants as he pressed his front closer to my behind. "Don't shush m-" I tried to argue. "I said so," he stated, his tone going deeper as his hand went lower, this time to the waistband of my panties. I couldn't control my breathing anymore, more so as his teeth lightly grazed my neck. "So you better obey." ^^^^^^^ They say "A night in Vegas can change your life." Rachel didn't think this saying would apply to her. Well that was until she opened the door of her hotel room after a crazy night out. As a marriage certificate is shoved in her face, she notices a glistening diamond on her ring finger. The piece of paper turns out to be legit as stated by the lawyer who presented it. What's more shocking is that her said husband is Lorenzo Caden Peters, one of the best actors in the world and soon to be CEO of the biggest textile company around the globe. How would their life turn out?
FreshyGore · URBAN
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#LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT
#SEDUCTIVE
#ONENIGHTSTAND

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