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  • Evolution begins with an ant colony

    Akun, along with his classmates, was summoned as heroes by a goddess to save the world from the demon king. Akun, doubting he has what it takes to save the world, asks the goddess to send him back. Little did he know that this request infuriated the goddess. "How dare a mere mortal go against my will," she thought to herself while maintaining her facade. She opens a portal for him to go back. Little did he know, the goddess had something else in store for him. As he passed through the portal, his soul was separated from his body, and he fell through the sky and earth until he landed in the body of an ant in the godforsaken forest. Left there to die by the hands of the goddess, Akun awakens the "Endless Evolution System." [Ding!! The Endless Evolution System has been activated!! Grind to gain evolution points and evolve yourself and your comrades!!] "Endless Evolution System? Evolution points?" "Does this mean there's more to my transformation? Can I evolve even as an ant?" [Ding!! Unique skill detected!! Skill: Super Gamer Shop!! Evolution points can also be used on this skill to buy items!!] Follow Akun on his new epic adventure, and find out exactly what awaits him, maybe some conquest and retribution. Tags: Evolution, Dragon, Magic, Action, Fantasy, System, Reincarnation, Weak To Strong, Demons, Supernatural

    Zurbluris · Fantasia
    3.9
  • Martial Arts Domination: Start with the Dragon Elephant Prajna Technique

    In the twilight years of the dynasty, treacherous villains rose to power and demons plagued the world. Qin Zheng, bearing a scroll of virtuous deeds, traveled through time and found that by beheading those wrapped in sin, he could attain virtue and enhance his martial arts prowess. Thus, Qin Zheng glanced at the Ghost Head Greatsword in his hand. "The auspicious moment has come, to the execution!" With a great shout, Qin Zheng swung his blade and beheaded his target!! ---------------- This book is also known as "I've Become an Executioner After Time Travel?" and "Achieving Sainthood Through Merit, I Seek Elevation by Executing Sinners"......

    Young Master Lincheng · Oriental
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  • You Are Mine (English)

    COMPLETED She is an unknown actress Edie Lara, who had a one night stand with the Noble Prince and the CEO Of L.N Group, Stuart Yates. He is every woman’s dream but not for someone like Edie. Stuart was said to be gay, but people behind him don't know the tragic past that pushed him to change into a different man. Stuart offered Edie a contract marriage after the passionate night they shared. He told her it would only last for six months until his family and shareholders could prove that he is not gay. Suddenly, Edie discovered the truth that Stuart is not gay but he had a rare type of phobia. She then fell in love with him. He did everything to let her stay beside him. One day someone pretends to be Stuart’s ex-fiancee after he met an accident, would he still remember his wife, Edie? Would their story ends tragically, or their love will remind him of the woman who is bound to be his fate from the very beginning? Would he still remember how deeply he loved her? Can Edie stand all the struggles along the way when she felt alone and unloved by her husband? Special Note: If you are looking for a sweet contemporary-romance genre, this novel doesn't have that kind of plot. Most plots of my novel talk about mystery, suspense, and a slice of life. Often FL starts a slow pace of development, from weak to strong. Wanna know more about the story follow me at Instagram: annashannellin

    AnnaShannel_Lin · Urbano
    4.8
  • Shock! The Spell Is In English!

    "Lugh woke up to find that he had transmigrated to a hundred million years later. Earth was now in the midst of a magical era, where mages were icons of nobility, commanding the energies of the world and unleashing devastating spells. Despite his transmigration, Lugh realized that he was a piece of trash when it came to magic, but just as he was giving up on being a mage, he realized in shock that the world’s magics were written in English! Unimaginable power could be obtained when the incantations are read. Saying Thousandfold Meditation accelerated training by ten thousand times, allowing one to reach the level of Archwizard in a single day. Likewise, saying Super Flame Dragon would conjure a divine dragon of flames that stood ten thousand meters tall, while Billion Thunderbolts would summon dark clouds, with a billion thunderbolts descending upon a target in the blink of an eye. Hence, with this special talent, Lugh became the youngest God of Mystics in the era of magic under a year! "

    Soy Sauce San · Fantasia
    2.8
  • The Billionaire's Contracted Wife [English]

    Ashley Gusman, a determined young Filipina, was driven by her sole ambition to provide a better life for her family. She was willing to go to great lengths to achieve this goal, even taking on the role of a surrogate mother for a Billionaire Heir. ***~*** CEO Tanaga Jones, who needed an heir for his empire, was adamant about not wanting a wife. Ultimately, he contracted with a woman to bear him a child.

    AJZHEN · Urbano
    4.8
  • Système d'Évolution du Néant

    Il y a 5 ans, la Terre a été le théâtre d'un événement désormais connu sous le nom de “L'Éveil du Monde”. À ce moment-là, le monde a complètement changé. Le mana s'est réveillé dans le monde, les portails ont commencé à s'ouvrir, et un écran holographique est apparu devant les yeux de chaque humain, qui détaillait leur “statut”. Chaque individu s'est vu attribuer un talent pour commencer, allant de capacités simples comme une vue améliorée à des trucs de fantasy fous comme la pyrokinésie. Et au sein de cette myriade d'abilités, Damien s'est éveillé à une affinité spatiale avec la compétence de “téléportation à courte distance”. Au début, il était excité, pensant à des combats intenses et à acquérir un grand pouvoir, mais la réalité a été rapide à le ramener à la raison. Son habileté ne fonctionnait que dans la zone de 10 mètres autour de lui, et ses statistiques physiques étaient incroyablement faibles, le laissant fatigué après avoir utilisé son pouvoir quelques fois. Désillusionné par sa faiblesse, Damien a vécu une vie tranquille en faisant tout ce qu'il pouvait pour joindre les deux bouts, jusqu'à ce qu'un jour, tout change. Damien a été trahi et jeté dans un portail, laissé pour compte à se défendre seul dans un labyrinthe de bêtes. Quelque chose a craqué en lui ce jour-là. Il refusait de rester faible et de baisser la tête plus longtemps. Lorsqu'il émergea des ténèbres, il se retrouva dans un nouveau monde, sans idée de comment retourner sur Terre. Cependant, il n'était plus le même enfant qu'au moment de sa chute. ===== Discord : https://discord.gg/sEfafFXazb ===== Couverture par Lia.Audelia

    Crocs_is_Dead · Fantasia
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  • THE RICHMAN (English Version)

    Christabell, that is my name. I was born to a woman who even until now I did not know her. I grew up in an orphanage and devote myself to helping nursing mothers to take care of the other kids until I was twenty years old. That day a woman came and offered a promising job. Among the few girls there she chose me and I could not refuse to go with her. And since then my life has changed. Here, in the agency, I wear beautiful clothes, fancy jewelry and I can even wear all the items from famous brands in every look I have. Not to dance, or sing, but to give sexual satisfaction to a man who pay the price. I was stranded in an agency where I was sold as a prostitute, A horrible thing that I never imagined. But in my first debut, a man came and paid a million dollars to have sex with me. What a crazy man. He won the auction and he took me to the VVIP room because of the fantastic amount of money he paid. But strangely he did not touch me at all until his time was up. And when he left, I only realized if he had just stolen my heart. The man who called RICHMAN *** Their love story begins with a fantastic auction price won by Richard for a night's satisfaction with the innocent girl. And the next story will make the reader feel like being taken in a rolercoaster because the love journey between Christabell and Richard is not easy.

    Queenerri · Urbano
    4.8
  • SPACE : Nathan Love Story (English Version)

    Dinda never thought that her life would be utterly ruined like this. It happened when her adolescent romantic relationship with Panji ended dreadfully. She had lost the most invaluable thing she had as a woman and Panji abandoned her without a second thought. He was hiding behind his parents’ back by subjecting her to a restrictive requisite under their names. Naturally, Dinda’s family would not accept such an absurd requisite. Therefore, Dinda was transferred from Wijaya Kusuma High School to Airlangga High School for nothing but to cover up her family’s humiliation. At her new school, Dinda barely made a friend. Even her arrival at the school was already targeted by the school’s worst delinquent who were ready to pounce on her. What sort of mischievous act would Nathan do? As he was the school’s worst delinquent who had his eyes upon her.

    PrincesAuntum · Urbano
    4.9
  • The Bride of The Second Prince (English)

    [COMPLETED] "Give me your body and soul." Adeline Von Lawrence is in love with the Second Prince until the Emperor declares Adeline to be the Crown Prince's fiancée. Her life had been shattered. The Crown Prince's false happiness and pressure torment her. Adeline is only interested in one things, and that is to be The Bride of The Second Prince.

    Aliyah_Jasmine · Fantasia
    4.8
  • Princess in the Death Penalty (English)

    Prince Shem Theodorus of the Kingdom of Sadrach has fallen in love with a Princess of the Serafin Kingdom. They are ready to get married and both of them love each other. But who would have thought that the King of the Serafin Kingdom was treasonous and wanted to steal Red Xavier Crystal, but was caught in the act. So that it caused a great war, and the Serafin Kingdom was completely destroyed along with the King and Queen who were beheaded. Because the Serafin's Princess disappeared, she became a fugitive in the kingdom with the status of Death Penalty (beheaded) as well. In her escape, she met many men who wanted her, even her body. Even the King (Father of Prince Shem) is tempted by Adaline's beauty in disguise and wants to have her too. What will happen to Princess Adaline? Will Prince Shem Theodorus give up his lover to be beheaded? anti-plagiarism, honesty will have an impact on your world and your hereafter.

    Lika_FR · Fantasia
    5.0
  • YUUTO KAZUYA (English)

    Starting from Anko Sawaguchi, 25 years old, a graduate of a state university who became a NEET-hikikomori. She spends her daily life with games and doujinshi. One day, Anko finds a memory card that says "Yuuto Kazuya." She picked it up intending to look for its owner on the internet, but to no avail, and judging by its elegant color it felt like the card was a rare item. Because she was very curious about the contents of the game in it, she immediately entered it into the game console. Suddenly a flash of light appeared from inside the console and dragged Anko into a different world. Spoiler: In that world, Anko meets a prince named Yuuto Kazuya, the same name as the memory card she found. Anko started to approach Yuuto to find out what mystery dragged her into that world but Yuuto had no recollection that he was ever born in the real world. Slowly Yuuto began to be attracted to Anko and a feeling of love emerged between the two. Finally, the mystery has been revealed! Anko became hysterically shocked to learn of Yuuto's real existence... Note: This story is already available in Indonesian version and recently I continued the English version using google translate when writing it. I will correct the grammar once this work is finished.

    ANABANTINGAN · Fantasia
    5.0
  • Milky Legends (English)

    A Space Explorer, Anami Nina. Carrying out her duties as one of the Master Legends from Planet Herby to find the Creator's existence and The Godmote, a God's heirloom. Expose the rottenness of the ESDA and the Cosmos Government that deceived the Universe. Will Nina succeed? The story begins with the rescue of their comrades who seem to have been caught on Planet Guldish. Which is controlled by the ESDA Organization...

    Stevent1679 · Fantasia
    4.8
  • Army of True Salvation (English)

    It was an unexpected situation. They were just quiet, listening in class, then suddenly, the world changed. Zombie Apocalypse. Are you ready to survive, fight for your life, and strive in order for you not to die? Are you willing to carry a knife, hold a gun, and kill zombies even though they may be your family, friends, or someone you know? It's your choice. You may choose to survive or if you are too scared, you may choose to die and become a zombie. But if you have chosen to survive... You are already part of the "Army of True Salvation." ~ Credits to Janrae Mendoza for creating the book cover. Want to further show your support? Send me a ko-fi~! ^^ Link: https://ko-fi.com/mysticamy

    MysticAmy · Fantasia
    4.8
  • From Ant to Demon God of the Abyss

    Once he awakened, Bates discovered that not only had he traveled to another world, he was part of a game that could affect his current reality. He had become the lowest level existence in the entire game world - an ant. Fortunately, he could still level up his soul and evolve by consuming other things. From there, Bates started evolving from the lowest level of the game world! He consumed insects, slimes, goblins, dual-headed chimeras, frost demon wolves, legendary dragons… Eventually, when the game opened and the players appeared, Bates had already become a super boss in the game. While the players started to grow, Bates had already consumed countless existences and become the Demon God of the Endless Abyss. When the game and reality were connected, Bates finally took his next step! Armageddon! The Abyss descended! Humanity wept and wailed in despair, unable to accept their own fates!

    Fortune, Please Come · Fantasia
    2.9
  • The Lord Of The Darkness (English Version)

    You're just silent, behind the curtain that separates you from the crowd of people you call trash. As if you want to prove that no creature could ever touch you. However, it seems that you are starting to doubt what your initial belief was. Even though killing is one of the goals of your life. But, your heart seems to start beating when you whine. Yes... she is. The little woman whose family you have brutally massacred. The little girl you locked up in your majestic castle. That woman was Grace Hester. Then, do you think Grace will accept you after she finds out that you are the one who massacred her family? Moreover, it wasn't the only thing that made you hesitate to approach her. Your imperfect face makes you even more violent than usual. When your heart begins to be touched with love. Can you convince her? Can you get her to stay by your side?

    PrincesAuntum · Ficção Científica
    5.0
  • Love Me Or Leave Me (English Version)

    How does it feel if you love someone, but lady luck never smiled at you? That's what happened to Azmya, a girl who loved a boy named Jun since she was in high school until one day, they separated. Eight years passed, Azmya found Jun again! But– the Jun she met was a Kpop idol, Seven-F, who was reaching their popularity. Would old love blossom again? Their meeting after they grow up did make their old romance grow again. But apparently.... luck was not on their side. A conflict arose when Hyo Jin committed suicide because her love for Jun was unrequited, making Hyo Jin's brother, the CEO of Jun's agency, try to get revenge on Jun and Azmya by separating them. Jun lost his true identity and disappeared from Azmya! Can Jun escape his agency's clutch and their entanglement in illegal drug dealings? Can he be happy with Azmya? Can Azmya ever find Jun again? Follow the dangerous and complicated love journey between Jun and Azmya only in “Love Me or Leave Me” Noted this: English is not my first language, so there is a possibility that you will find a grammatical error if it makes you uncomfortable. Please let me know so I can correct it.

    Van_Theglang86 · Urbano
    4.9
  • BOSSY BOSS (ENGLISH VERSION)

    Daisy is a girl who is full of charm in men's eyes. She's been married, pregnant, miscarried until divorced, lost her husband, and has a child. Then she met some guy who made her fall into the pleasure hole, happiness, and painfulness. And when she turns into a better one, Daisy faces the two men that make her dilemma. To love and to be loved or to indulge in lust. Whom will she choose? [TAKING A BREAK]

    KAREN_DN · Urbano
    4.9

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