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Immortality: Raising an Ant Queen to Cultivate by increasing stat points
Grade Three Ironclad Battle Demon Ant (extremely rare species), with a lifespan of 30.5 years, possesses special abilities (immense strength, swiftness, armor-piercing, soul-eroding poison, moderate intelligence +, possesses mid-level carapace, demonization; in a demonized state, its speed increases fivefold, attack strength tenfold, defense fivefold). Puppet Worker Ants can capture creatures of the same grade or lower. Elephant Trunk Soldier Ants can release chemical substances to attack enemies... (Main features include cultivation, breeding, insect taming, and cultivation.)
Smoke Painted · Oriental
4.2
Parasite (Gu) Breeding Longveity Path: Starting from the love-enamored Gu
Upon awakening, Zhou Sui finds himself a low-level Qi Refiner in the Cultivation World. Fortunately, he obtains the Supreme Gu God Bowl, which allows him to cultivate various Gu Insects. Cultivating the Spring Autumn Gu can prolong his life and bestow immortality. Cultivating the Golden Cicada Gu grants the ability to revive the dead and regenerate flesh and bone. Cultivating the Dragon Elephant Gu gives him the Power of Dragon Elephant and the Dragon Elephant's Body, making him invulnerable. Yet, the first Gu Insect he cultivates happens to be the Obsession Gu. From then on, he discovers a broad path of cultivation. As time changes and landscapes shift, the only constants are my eternal life and the everlasting Zhou family.
Thousand Lakes True Person · Oriental
4.0
#ACTION #ROMANCE #REINCARNATION #SYSTEM #MAGIC #WEAKTOSTRONG #DARK #ANTIHERO #EVOLUTION #SUPERNATURAL
Evolution begins with an ant colony
Akun, along with his classmates, was summoned as heroes by a goddess to save the world from the demon king. Akun, doubting he has what it takes to save the world, asks the goddess to send him back. Little did he know that this request infuriated the goddess. "How dare a mere mortal go against my will," she thought to herself while maintaining her facade. She opens a portal for him to go back. Little did he know, the goddess had something else in store for him. As he passed through the portal, his soul was separated from his body, and he fell through the sky and earth until he landed in the body of an ant in the godforsaken forest. Left there to die by the hands of the goddess, Akun awakens the "Endless Evolution System." [Ding!! The Endless Evolution System has been activated!! Grind to gain evolution points and evolve yourself and your comrades!!] "Endless Evolution System? Evolution points?" "Does this mean there's more to my transformation? Can I evolve even as an ant?" [Ding!! Unique skill detected!! Skill: Super Gamer Shop!! Evolution points can also be used on this skill to buy items!!] Follow Akun on his new epic adventure, and find out exactly what awaits him, maybe some conquest and retribution. Tags: Evolution, Dragon, Magic, Action, Fantasy, System, Reincarnation, Weak To Strong, Demons, Supernatural
Zurbluris · Fantasia
3.9
Esposo del matrimonio a prueba: hay que trabajar duro
La noche antes de su boda, su prometido huyó con su amante. Frustrada, abordó al hombre que se encontraba ante ella, frente al registro civil. —Presidente Mo, tu esposa no vino y mi esposo huyó. ¿Puedo proponerle que nos casemos? Antes de casarse, ella dijo: —¡Incluso si compartimos la misma cama, nada pasará entre nosotros! Luego de casarse, él dijo: —Si no lo intentamos, ¿cómo lo sabremos?
Passion Honey · Urbano
4.8
#SURVIVAL
Live Streaming: Great Adventure in the Wilderness
In the swamp, mosquitoes danced, and a five-meter long bay crocodile was firmly bound at the snout, its vertical pupils gleaming with ferocity. At that moment, a young man cover in mud was straddling it, and he was very modest in the face of audience's praise. "I'm Bi Fang, a professional explorer. I have trekked atop the roof of the world and traversed through the Valley of Death, and I've even challenged the mysterious Amazon. Even the National Geographic has named me the world's premier survival expert, the king of the wild at the top of the food chain, but trust me, that's all an overstatement..." Under the crimson clouds, Bi Fang silently tightened the rope in his hand and, seeing that the bay crocodile beneath him had finally stopped struggling, he pulled out the Hunting Knife and killed it with a single strike to the underside of its jaw. "Today is the second day of survival. I thought I would have to endure another hungry night, but now it seems, dinner has taken care of itself."
Shell Ant · Ficção Científica
3.5
Matrimonio relámpago con un esposo CEO
La noche antes de su boda, su prometido huyó con su amante. Frustrada, agarró al hombre parado frente a la Oficina de Asuntos Civiles, —Presidente Mo, tu novia no ha llegado y mi novio ha huido... ¿Puedo sugerir que nos casemos? Antes del matrimonio, ella dijo: —¡Incluso si compartiéramos la misma cama, no pasaría nada entre nosotros! Después del matrimonio, él dijo: —Si no lo intentamos, ¿cómo lo sabríamos?
Passion Honey · Urbano
4.0
#ACTION #ADVENTURE #SYSTEM #COMEDY #WEAKTOSTRONG #HAREM #CULTIVATION #SURVIVAL #LEVELUP #VIDEOGAME #HIGHIQ #FUTURE #ORDINARY #POSITIVE #SISTEMA
Shadow Hack
By coincidence, Li Yunmu found a super machine from humanity’s age of darkness. From that point onwards, his ordinary life would never be the same! Aptitude? Innate talent? What are these? Could they be eaten? I have neither aptitude nor innate skill, but my shadow can level up using hacks.Experience, Ability points, battle prowess…….all of them could be hacked. Even while he is asleep or tired, he could still increase his skills. [Ding, your shadow has killed an ant, you have gained experience points and ability points.] [Ding, your shadow has successfully killed a dragonfly, it dropped a dimensional box.] Crap, even killing insects can also increase his experience and get him rewards. What else!
Great Lord of Cloudland · Oriental
3.8
#SYSTEM #SUPERPOWERS #LEVELUP
Starting With One Million Luck Points
In this world, Planet Earth had undergone great changes and humanity is faced with extreme danger. Luckily, humans have something called the Heaven Dao software. After downloading the software, Zhou Hao received one million luck points and used it to open a mystery box and obtain the “108 Levels of Dragon Elephant Wisdom Technique”… Also, Zhou Hao realized that with enough luck points, he could even get his crush to sleep with him! In this world full of Insect Race warriors and Demon Race experts, it is ridiculously easy for Zhou Hao to accumulate luck points…
I am Second Senior · Oriental
3.3
Age of Summoner
Only one card would change his life forever! In the world of “Age of Summoner”, a globally popular online game, card and item trading prices ranged from high to low. However… “Joke”, an unemployed new graduate, could not believe that the “Snowbelle White Dragon card” he accidentally got from a convenience store could be sold for 10 million baht! Unsure whether to consider it good or bad luck, Joke soon found trouble knocking at his door. A pro player from the Thai server was determined to obtain this card, pursuing Joke relentlessly! If it were not for the pro player’s bad attitude, he would have sold this card, but… his dignity was not something people could easily look down on! Then, an idea popped up. What if he used it as a tool to pave the way for him as an esports pro player in the Age of Summoner game? And so, the journey of the (soon-to-be) number-one pro player who would shake the entire esports industry had started!
MASALAN · Jogos
4.3
Beast King: From Mon-key to Mon-god
[There's already a grand, high-quality complete series of 6,000 chapters for you to read with confidence.] Choice is greater than effort! Martial masters fight bloodily over terrestrial treasures, yet the deep-water sacred herbs remain unclaimed. Having crossed over into a fisherman, Liang Qu obtained the Water Ze Cauldron, refined the Water Monkey's innate abilities, commanded Water Beasts, reaped benefits all along the way, and stepped onto the peak. [Water Monkey]→[Ze Rong]→[Water King Ape]→[Lord of Huai Whirlpools]! From then on, I ruled over the expansive Ze waves! ............ On the shore, people knelt in prayer, offering sacrifices. "May the Water Deity bless us..." Damn, could you stop sacrificing maidens to me? I'm really not a Water Deity!
Carcass Ant · Oriental
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#SYSTEM #INVINCIBLE #MARTIALARTS
I Become Invincible By Signing In
Wang Yi had just transmigrated when he experienced being cheated on, going through a divorce, and being kicked out of his home. These were events faced by a useless male character. However, he soon discovered that this world seemed out of sorts. There were martial arts grandmasters and martial arts clans? Fortunately, he activated the Martial Arts Sign In System. [You have successfully signed in and obtained the Dragon Elephant Wisdom Technique. Please cultivate according to the instructions.] Thus, Wang Yi kept signing in until he leveled up and became a martial arts grandmaster. After that, he discovered the truth behind his wife’s affair.
Sweet Brand Chewtoy · Urbano
3.2
#FASTPACED #SIGNIN
Signing In At Mount Sword For 100 Years To Become Invincible
# SWORDMAN # EMPRESS # LOVEY-DOVEY Lin Ran was transmigrated to a fantasy world and was the top scorer during the martial arts exam. He was assigned to protect the empress, but because he did not give presents to the general director in charge of the palace affairs, he was demoted to a guard at Mount Sword. His only job was to clean the swords stored on the mountain. [You have cleaned the broken sword, Fire Stream. You have been rewarded with 50% proficiency of the Heaven Fire Sword Will.] [You have cleaned the heavy sword, Dragon Elephant. You have been rewarded with the inner energy of the Dragon and Elephant Divine Art.] [You have cleaned the demon sword, Dark Wind. You have been rewarded with the Grade 9 method, Phantom Step.] [You have cleaned the spirit sword, Heaven’s Chance. You have been rewarded with the Eyes that Peek into Heaven.] “Isn’t this way better than working as the empress’s guard?” Lin Ran quickly decided to remain on the mountain until he had become invincible. He spent the next 100 years without leaving Mount Sword until the day the barbaric knights from the north invaded the central plains and started to mercilessly slaughter citizens, hoping to break the peace that was obtained through a lot of sacrifices over 100 years ago. Lin Ran had no choice but to descend from the mountain.
swordking · Oriental
2.9
#SYSTEM #WEAKTOSTRONG #CULTIVATION
Legendary Armament Canon
When Zhou Shu woke up, he learned that he had become a Forging Apprentice at a workshop in the Forging Division of the Great Xia empire. [The standard long saber you forged effectively completed a kill. You are rewarded with the Dragon Elephant Prajna Technique.] [The Holy Sword Rainbow Abyss you forged effectively completed a kill. You are rewarded with the Hundred Steps Flying Swords.] [The halberd you forged effectively completed a kill. You are rewarded with the Talent Refreshing Pill.] [The Large Que Bow you forged effectively completed a kill. You are rewarded with ten years of cultivation.]
Lays Chips · Oriental
4.1
Matrimonio de Prueba: Atrapada por el Hombre Misterioso
"La noche antes de su boda, su prometido huyó con su amante. Fruto de su frustración, agarró al hombre que estaba de pie frente a la oficina de Registro Civil —Presidente Chadwick, su novia no ha llegado y mi novio ha huido. ¿Podría sugerir que nos casemos? Antes del matrimonio, ella dijo: —Incluso si compartimos la misma cama, ¡no pasará nada entre nosotros! Después del matrimonio, él dijo: —Si no lo intentamos, ¿cómo lo sabríamos?"
Passion Honey · Geral
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#ACTION #ROMANCE #ADVENTURE #SYSTEM #CULTIVATION #TRANSMIGRATION #ISEKAI #EVOLUTION #BEAST TAMING
Almighty Summoner System
Devastated by the harsh truth of being unable to summon a monster in a world full of summoners. Ban trained himself to death in the bid to overturn his fate. As he was training himself to death, death really came to claim his life. At that moment, a sudden light pierced the darkness that envelopes him as a virtual screen materialized in front of his eyes. With a stroke of luck, Ban somehow managed to inherit a System after being denied by its previous owner. And his first mission was to tame an ant or else, die again? Witness as this young man collects and contracts different kinds of monsters with the help of the Almighty Summoner System, becoming the Supreme of the Summoner's World and the worlds beyond it.
Neil_Ads · Ação
4.2
#WEAKTOSTRONG #CULTIVATION #TRANSMIGRATION #CHEAT
I can return to the age of mysterious
Collecting legendary antiques, retracing the mysterious martial arts. From the moment he activated his cheat, Casio knew that he was no longer ordinary. [Legendary Antiques: Wind Elephant Ivory Pendant] Seventy years ago, in the North Flow Country of the Hong Li Federation, at the Wind Elephant Gate Youth Training Camp. "Li Wei, you are a coward! On the day your sister was brutally murdered, you were trembling in a corner! On the night of the Sect Destruction War, you disgracefully fled! During the many long years of revenge, you missed the opportunity again and again! "Now let me teach you what bravery is, let me tell you how to turn suffering into your power. I hope at the moment you behead your enemy, you will remember: you are a man, an upright man!" The taboo era, hidden legends. A Foggy continent paralyzed by the sealed land. Countless brilliant antiquities wail in the ruins. I will witness your lost legends in the mist, the knights in the sky, the ghosts in the desert, the rats in the mud. The direction of sword fights points to the light, and flowers will grow where bullets fall. The winds of history will eventually sweep away the rubbish from the era's gravesite.
Grey Tombstone · Oriental
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Casamento de Prova: Capturado pelo Homem Misterioso
Na noite antes do casamento deles, seu noivo fugiu com sua amante. De frustração, ela agarrou o homem parado em frente ao Cartório, "Presidente Chadwick, sua noiva não chegou e meu noivo fugiu... Posso sugerir que nós casemos?" Antes do casamento, ela disse, "Mesmo que dividíssemos a mesma cama, nada aconteceria entre nós!" Depois do casamento, ele disse, "Se não tentarmos, como saberíamos?"
Passion Honey · Geral
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The Favored Son of Heaven
"Qin Fen had once been abandoned and broken until, one day, he picked up a liquid metal ball that turned his life upside down. This is the interplanetary era where Classical and Modern Wushu are competing. Classical Wushu enables followers to grow as powerful as dragons and elephants, whereas Modern Wushu enables followers to freeze monsters or even extinguish erupting volcanoes. Qin Fen steps onto the stage of both Classical and Modern Wushu while belonging to neither. With the exquisite combination of both Classical Wushu and modern technology, he will pave a way to become a legend. He is one of a kind, a favored son of heaven." -KyleChow_ "He is a youth, a gentleman, and a scholar cultivating in the Dragon Elephant Prajna Art. He has the strength of ten dragons and ten elephants, producing clouds with a turn of a hand and rain with the other. This is a story about the clash of passions between neo martial arts and paleo martial arts. This is a story about transcending the apex, about forcefully slaughtering one's way into the legends. This is a story about fading into nirvana, about the prideful of heaven! In this world, cultivating the paleo martial art known as the Dragon Elephant Prajna Art to the pinnacle allows one to possess the enormous strength of ten dragons and ten elephants! In this world, the Nitrogen Freezing Magic can freeze even a volcano on the verge of eruption! In this world, the Magma Art can instantly melt and vaporize a glacier! This is a heavy undertaking by Skyscrapper back in 2009! This is a story of affection, of love. This is a story never lacking in friendship. This story, overflowing with heated blood, is certain to cause your own passion to surge! This is a radiant era where hot-blood, friendship, love, and heroes converge, shine, and interweave upon each other. Click and fall in love with this legend." -Strivon (Translation of original synopsis)
Skyscrapers · Ficção Científica
4.2
#ACTION #ADVENTURE #SYSTEM #HAREM #EVOLUTION
Système d'Évolution du Néant
Il y a 5 ans, la Terre a été le théâtre d'un événement désormais connu sous le nom de “L'Éveil du Monde”. À ce moment-là, le monde a complètement changé. Le mana s'est réveillé dans le monde, les portails ont commencé à s'ouvrir, et un écran holographique est apparu devant les yeux de chaque humain, qui détaillait leur “statut”. Chaque individu s'est vu attribuer un talent pour commencer, allant de capacités simples comme une vue améliorée à des trucs de fantasy fous comme la pyrokinésie. Et au sein de cette myriade d'abilités, Damien s'est éveillé à une affinité spatiale avec la compétence de “téléportation à courte distance”. Au début, il était excité, pensant à des combats intenses et à acquérir un grand pouvoir, mais la réalité a été rapide à le ramener à la raison. Son habileté ne fonctionnait que dans la zone de 10 mètres autour de lui, et ses statistiques physiques étaient incroyablement faibles, le laissant fatigué après avoir utilisé son pouvoir quelques fois. Désillusionné par sa faiblesse, Damien a vécu une vie tranquille en faisant tout ce qu'il pouvait pour joindre les deux bouts, jusqu'à ce qu'un jour, tout change. Damien a été trahi et jeté dans un portail, laissé pour compte à se défendre seul dans un labyrinthe de bêtes. Quelque chose a craqué en lui ce jour-là. Il refusait de rester faible et de baisser la tête plus longtemps. Lorsqu'il émergea des ténèbres, il se retrouva dans un nouveau monde, sans idée de comment retourner sur Terre. Cependant, il n'était plus le même enfant qu'au moment de sa chute. ===== Discord : https://discord.gg/sEfafFXazb ===== Couverture par Lia.Audelia
Crocs_is_Dead · Fantasia
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#SCARY
Crimson Elephant
I can honestly say I've never been to a 'White Elephant'. I've heard they're fun, though. "One time I got a fancy dress!" "I got a bracelet!" "I got a book." "I got a rock." Well, most people tell me they're fun. I started to become curious. So, when I was invited to one by my strange, but good friend, I accepted immediately. It was fun at first, but it quickly became dark. Too dark, too quickly. I do hope you enjoy this string of short stories. They tie in together, and are dark. Enter at your own risk and do enjoy.
Asmod3us · Terror
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Livros de Romance ant elephant jokes para Ler Online - WebNovel

Romances812

Immortality: Raising an Ant Queen to Cultivate by increasing stat points

Parasite (Gu) Breeding Longveity Path: Starting from the love-enamored Gu

Evolution begins with an ant colony

Esposo del matrimonio a prueba: hay que trabajar duro

Live Streaming: Great Adventure in the Wilderness

Matrimonio relámpago con un esposo CEO

Shadow Hack

Starting With One Million Luck Points

Age of Summoner

Beast King: From Mon-key to Mon-god

I Become Invincible By Signing In

Signing In At Mount Sword For 100 Years To Become Invincible

Legendary Armament Canon

Matrimonio de Prueba: Atrapada por el Hombre Misterioso

Almighty Summoner System

I can return to the age of mysterious

Casamento de Prova: Capturado pelo Homem Misterioso

The Favored Son of Heaven

Système d'Évolution du Néant

Crimson Elephant

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