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The Villain's Little Cat
“What?! I turn into a little cat… at the end of the world?” Kate looked at her small limbs with desperation. She glanced at the others who awakened strange and powerful abilities while she turned into a small cat without any combat ability. She wanted to cry. Thankfully, this small cat has an owner. Her strict professor who looked cold and unfeeling. With no other choice, Kate can only follow him. … Kyle looked at the little cat in his arm who showed an innocent look. Have you ever seen a cat acting coquettish after stealing food to hide her guilt? Have you ever seen a cat take a bath so happily? Have you ever seen a cat… turning into a little kid? Looking at the cat eared little girl with cute tail, Kyle sighed and decided to become the girl’s father and taught her the way of the world. But when cat eared little girl suddenly grew up into an adult… Kyle fell silent. ... Join the discord to chat with the author and other readers: https://discord.gg/pBy2wGB ... Other novels: -Flowers Bloom from Battlefield [complete] - Under the Veil of Night [complete] - 7 Path of the Lilies [on long hiatus] - 1 Year of Beginning [complete] - Villain Lady [complete] - Science and Fantasy [complete] - 2 Years of Restarting [complete] - Forgotten Legend of the Bloodied Flower [on going] - The Quiet Empress [complete] ... Follow me on IG: @sora100518
Sorahana · Sci-fi
4.6
#HUMANANDBEAST
Wilderness Livestream: Other People Struggle to Survive While I Became Famous by Looking After a Cat
#I asked you to survive in the wild, but you're raising a cat while doing livestreams?# #I thought you were here just to make up the numbers, but you're taking the entire internet by storm?# Song Qingyou transmigrated over a dozen times for the sake of survival before she finally returned to her original world. She wanted to laze around and do nothing, but she was forced to fend for herself in the wilderness due to her unfortunate circumstances. However, after finding a cat, her life turned out to be completely different from the rest. Other people started the game with straight knives and lighters... But she started with a cat. Other people exhausted themselves from climbing trees to harvest fruits... But she barbecued fish for her cat. Other people worked hard to build their own shelters... But she made a nest for her cat. *** Everyone waited for nature to teach Song Qingyou a lesson on how to behave like a normal person, but she was going through the survival game as if she was on vacation. She went viral on the internet. *** Song Qingyou thought her cat was just a little smarter than ordinary cats, but it turned into a human one day... Later, Song Qingyou was photographed going out with the CEO of Jiang Group. Song Qingyou clarified things during a livestream, "It's a coincidence. We're not dating each other." Before she could finish her sentence, Jiang Zhihan, who had transformed into a human again, walked past the camera. That, too, went viral. Song Qingyou quickly started to explain herself. "We're ordinary friends. We're not living together." Just as she finished saying that, Jiang Zhihan appeared again in a bathrobe and said, "We're out of shower gel. Don't forget to buy the same one you did last time." Song Qingyou subconsciously answered, "Okay." People who were watching the livestream fell silent. #You certainly aren't dating each other. You're practically married, aren't you?!"
Mu Jiancheng · perkotaan
4.6
#SWEETLOVE #SHOWBIZ #MARYSUE #GROUPPAMPERING #BOOKTRANSMIGRATION
How Lucky Cat Saves the CEO?
[Fortune Cat Demon VS Bankrupt Tycoon] Jin Luo was a real-life Fortune Cat. On the day she transformed, she was struck by Heavenly Thunder into a book, becoming a cannon fodder character with the same name who was blacklisted by the whole internet. The bankrupt male supporting character picked up Jin Luo, who remained incredibly calm faced with poverty that was so severe they couldn’t even lift the pot lid; after all, making money was her forte. During a mall's grand opening event, she was invited to make up the numbers. When it came to the golden egg smashing segment, everyone else was cracking open various discount and cash vouchers... only she smashed open a piece of worthless rock. The barrage of comments was full of laughter. But Jin Luo defended it, saying, “This is actually a treasure.” Cynical fan: ??? Just as they were about to send a barrage of mocking comments, they saw her gripping the rock and forcefully breaking it apart, revealing an exquisite emerald inside??? Everyone: !!! And so, later on the trending searches. #A miniature statue crafted by a renowned artist found in a culinary variety show's river clam... #Island Challenge program discovers a treasure chest... #Remote mountain area documentary filming unearths a gold mine... At this moment, fans were leaving frenzied comments. “What does it mean to have treasures everywhere! Please let me follow Jin Luo!” “Wherever Jin Luo goes, it smells of fortune, has she considered buying a lottery ticket? I'm willing to pay for it!” “Hurry and tell us, Jin Luo! Are you actually a Fortune Cat?” Soon, Jin Luo’s "Fortune Cat" persona was on fire. One day, when Jin Luo and a coldly handsome man appeared hand in hand at a film festival press conference... Netizen in shock: Isn’t he the business tycoon who went bankrupt a few months ago? Fan: No, he’s a wealthy tycoon! Jin Luo: He’s also my husband.
Green clothes bury bones · Umum
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Become a Cat and Be Pampered by Everyone
Fat Kitty died, struck dead by a bolt of golden lightning while stealing a chicken leg! She was reborn into the Ruan Family, which longed for a granddaughter after having nine grandsons, instantly becoming the adored treasure of three generations in the family! Fat Kitty was all smiles, feeling that life, pampered by grandma, adored by parents, and protected by brothers, was truly blissful. Of course, it would have been even better without a certain 'big bad wolf' hiding in the corner, its eyes gleaming green, staring at her intently! Fat Kitty: (`へ´*)ノ
Kaka er · Umum
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Comrade: Almost a Cat-astrophic Love Story
The person that Pei Zhen hates most in his life is the perfect Fu Sichen. Alas, life is full of surprises and unpredictability. One fine day, an accident turns Pei Zhen into Fu Sichen's pet cat! As Fu Sichen's pet cat, he makes a shocking discovery about his sworn enemy - a deep dark secret that the perfect Fu Sichen has kept hidden for years. Trapped in his cat body, Pei Zhen moves from one adventure into another while trying hard to find a way of turning back into his human self. When he finally does, the world as he once knew, has become a completely different place!
Demonic Fire · LGBT+
4.3
#ROMANCE #ADVENTURE #R18 #SYSTEM #COMEDY #WEAKTOSTRONG #VAMPIRE #LEVELUP #EVOLUTION #ACADEMY
The Vampire Cat System
New book out now. The Shadow Monarch System Heavy rain poured down from above the dark clouds up in the night sky, filling the sky with droplets that splatter on the muddy ground of a narrow road. Thunder and purple lightning roar resounded over the clouds. This was a night that would forever be remembered. Bernard was a poor young man with a dream just like any normal human would have, he wanted to survive and make ends meet. However, he was rendered hopeless when he realized just his certificates and hard work alone, wouldn't be enough to climb up the ladder in the society, he needed connections as well. Putting his frustrations aside, Bernard decided to work harder, however on his way home something that would forever change his life happened. Bernard was bitten by a strange Cat in his dark room and entered a strange world...the Symbiote world, with this strange twist of fate, Bernard soon realized the hope to fulfill his dream was rekindled once again. [Daily Quest: 'Meow Meow five times] ************ Note:Vote for the novel for extra weekly chapters 100 Power Stones = 1 Extra Chapter per week 200 Power Stones = 2 Extra Chapters per week 300 Power Stones = 3 Extra Chapters per week 10 Golden Tickets = 1 Extra Chapter per week 50 Golden Tickets = 2 Extra Chapters per week 100 Golden Tickets = 3 Extra Chapters per week ******* --Join The Vampire Cat System official Discord Server! https://discord.gg/g8U5PUvK
CollinX_BrainZ · Fantasi
2.8
#SYSTEM #COMEDY #SUPERPOWERS #TRANSMIGRATION #SURVIVAL #APOCALYPSE #SUPERNATURAL #FUTURE #SIDECHARACTER
Side Character Transmigration : I Became a Stray Cat!?
Yun Xi Transmigrated in a world of novels where she turned into a Supporting Villain Character who was the Female Lead’s sister-in-law, and will die at the hands of her husband who was Female Lead's brother and the Male Lead, Female Lead's husband. Because she did all the harm to the Female Lead that caused her to have nightmares. After transmigrating, the first thing she did was to get divorce from Female Lead's brother who had a sister complex. Yun Xi signed the divorce paper happily as she bid goodbye to everyone and thought she would live her own life as she pleased. But wasn’t she supposed to live her life happily from now on? Why the hell there an Apocalypse started all of a sudden? Wasn't this book world supposed to be only in the Romance genre? When did it turn into a Supernatural one? And Why did she turn into a stray cat and get picked up by her ex-husband again! "No! You let me go! I wanna go home!" Yun Xi tried to scratch him and flee to wherever her eyes went. But the guy looked at her with bloodshot eyes as he said with an aggrieved voice, "My wife left me, and now you also want to leave me? How can you be so heartless, little kitten?" Yun Xi, "..."
CoffeePrincess · Sci-fi
4.6
#DAILY
Text Game: It All Began when a Cat-eared Girl Took Me In
Everything started when Luo Xi was forcibly installed by an unscrupulous game company with a so-called daily text game called "Dawn". But he quickly discovered that this was far from a normal, everyday text game. Like this message - [Traveler, you can't be lewd!] And what the hell is this? Luo Xi fell into deep thought as he looked at the big brick pulled out from his bag. It was only when the adorable little loli with beast ears appeared in front of him, Luo Xi realised things were spiraling out of control.
Fox In The Box · Sci-fi
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#SYSTEM #COMEDY
When Cats Own Superpower
"Let go of that kitty cat!" A shooting star whizzed through the sky, causing countless super powers to appear on Earth. However, the main characters that awaken during this phenomenon aren't humans, but cats... During this event, this same thought appeared in the minds of countless cats: "Am I a god?" Zhao Yao, an ordinary human, is the only person that can control these super cats. Zhao Yao: "Am I a god?" ……………… TL's Intro： Zhao Yao, the protagonist of the story, is the most ordinary man you could possibly imagine. Since graduating from college, he had been engulfed by his bureaucratic workplace and its toxic environment. To make things worse, he has neither a car, money nor a girlfriend. The only silver lining was his fat and lazy cat, Matcha, which provided a semblance of company and friendship. However, things were about to change drastically for Zhao Yao and Matcha. One shooting star will transform their lives into anything but ordinary.
Bear Wolf Dog · perkotaan
4.4
#ROMANCE #ADVENTURE #REINCARNATION #R18 #SYSTEM #KINGDOMBUILDING #SMUT #LITRPG #HORNY #SEXY
Building Adult Industry in fantasy world (An Isekai LitRPG)
A modern-day entrepreneur is reincarnated into a medieval realm teeming with magic and mythical creatures. Realizing the untapped potential for adult entertainment, he decides to revolutionize this conservative world by introducing an array of erotic services and products. From steamy illustrated materials and magical enhancements to exclusive live performances, his innovative ideas quickly capture the interest of the populace, sparking both admiration and controversy. As his adult empire flourishes, he faces fierce opposition from the church, which deems his endeavors immoral and launches relentless campaigns to shut him down. Undeterred, he uses his modern business acumen and newfound magical abilities to outsmart his adversaries, setting up secret networks and securing loyal allies. The novel follows his tumultuous journey, filled with exhilarating successes, devastating setbacks, and intense confrontations with powerful foes. Throughout his quest, the protagonist navigates internal team conflicts, betrayal, and competition from rival groups, all while infusing his creations with elements of humor, fantasy, and sensuality. With R18-rated scenes woven seamlessly into the narrative, the novel offers readers an enticing blend of erotic escapades and a gripping tale of ambition and resilience in an enchanting, fantastical world. Chapter schedule:- At least 2-3 chapters daily. Author's Note:- Thank you for visiting my novel page. Chapter 6 , 7, 14, 15, 32 & 66 are a bit more erotic. Proceed with caution. Discord link:- https://discord.gg/Bu9vph4W
chief_47 · Fantasi
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The Cat hides its Claws
Myohan, a very normal and boring student, has a secret that he cannot tell anyone. He can turn into a cat! But one day, that 'man' appeared out of nowhere and tells him how to cure this! He must find others who can also turn into animals. There are 12 out there who turn into each of the animals of the zodiac! But as he finds them one by one, he starts to remember the things he had forgotten about one by one...
LEE Hye Rin · LGBT+
4.8
#ACTION #ADVENTURE #MAGIC #WEAKTOSTRONG #CULTIVATION #ANTIHERO #WIZARDS #BEAST TAMING
Elemental Cats
A universe of elemental magic and beasts. Toz is born with the power to acquire the same element as a cat he establishes a bond with. On a journey to explore the universe, Toz picks up cats and enemies while treading on the path to becoming a peerless elemental mage. Who also happens to use a sword. The story begins with Toz setting out for adventure and exploration with his first two cats, Nil and Lucy. And then stuff happens. *** Disclaimers: MC is pretty nonchalant about people he doesn't know. Close to being coldhearted but not a complete psychopath. The main story only acts in the background in the beginning and isn't even mentioned in the synopsis, but it plays a major role later on. Kind of. A bunch of chapters at the beginning of the novel are pretty rough, but it gets better.
Kiwidraken · Fantasi
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Adopting A Stray Cat By The Road
On a rainy night of July 15th, Qin Sisi brought home a shivering stray cat. Since then, her life underwent a profound change… "Come sleep with me." "No way!" "Didn't we always sleep together before?" "Back then you were just a cat." "I can still be a cat now." As the words fell, the tall figure vanished, leaving a black and sleek cat, lazily curled up at the head of the bed. Its deep, purple eyes slightly narrowed, it let out a lazy, adorable meow at her, “Meow…” Fan group: 817058766
Night like a poem · Fantasi
Peringkat tidak cukup
#ROMANCE #COMEDY #ENTERTAINMENT
Your Potty Partner : Adult Jokes Added Daily
Hello WebNovel Readers, "Your Potty Partner" is the new-age way to get your daily dose of Adult humor, anytime, anywhere - with WebNovel's easy-to-use app and website. Don’t blush: 80 percent of the mobile users admit to using their phones in the bathroom. 'Add This Book to your collection' - for your next bathroom visit: check out the latest added Jokes to pass the time during your next extended reign on the throne. These adult jokes are guaranteed to put a cheeky smile on your face. You can also share your own jokes in the "comments section - below the chapters". Have Fun!! -------------- Yang Studio is a writers’ circle which is a support group for writers who wish to be among like-minded people. If you want to start writing and are looking for inspiration, this circle is for you. Books published on WebNovel are works of the respective writers from the circle. For reporting any content, readers can contact us. --------------
Yang_Studio · Fantasi
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Young adults
Sandra_Choonga · Masa Muda
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Adults in the room
Hussain_Ahmad_0129 · Fantasi
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For Rent or For Real
College student Ted Davis is desperate for money. Without a source of income he’ll be forced to quit school and return home to his homophobic stepfather who cut him off when he was caught fooling around with his best friend. While working as a waiter, Ted meets suave, handsome Trace Morrison, who offers Ted a job as an escort. Ted is reluctant at first, as he doesn’t believe himself to be gay. However, when Trace seduces him, Ted realizes his stepfather’s assessment of him was correct. Ted quickly discovers that working as an escort is not as glamorous or satisfying as it appears on the surface. He becomes disillusioned with his life as a rent boy and seeks to find a way out of his situation -- to escape the world of shallow, impersonal sex to find a relationship that has real depth and meaning. Will Ted be trapped in this life of sex for hire until he’s too old to attract the attention of the parade of rich and needy clients that rent his body to fulfill their fantasies? Or will his own fantasies of a real, loving and monogamous relationship be realized when someone from Ted’s past re-enters the picture?
Terry O'Reilly · LGBT+
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#R18 #HAREM
First Day Being an Adult
The charming stepmother, the hot and beautiful elder sister, and the shy and introverted second sister... Just turned 18 years old, Song Feng's sex life was completely satisfied by these three women... If being with the stepmother was only an accidental secret teaching, then the experience with the elder sister was something he had never even thought of. Just when the eldest sister was reduced to his plaything, having fun with him night and day, the second sister came to the door with a videotape secretly recorded by her featuring him and his eldest sister, and her request was, surprisingly, to become Song Feng's dog? Cheating, dirty, revealing, SM, props, the door of the new world slowly opened in front of Song Feng's eyes...
Secret Teaching · perkotaan
3.3
#R18 #COMEDY #CULTIVATION #TRANSMIGRATION #IMMORTAL #HISTORICAL
Dumb Husky and His White Cat Shizun (2ha)
Mo Ran thought becoming Chu Wanning’s disciple was a mistake. His shizun was really too much like a cat while he himself was a dumb pup who’d only slobber and wag his tail. Dogs and cats were different by nature; originally, the dumb pup didn’t want to extend his furry paws to that cat. He originally thought, dogs should be with dogs, like his shixiong, beautiful and tame like a cute Japanese Spitz, and the two of them together would surely be a match made in heaven. Yet, after having died and reborn, after having lived two lives, the one he hauled back each time to his den in the end was always the one he couldn’t stand at first: that snow-white kitty shizun. Dumb off the charts husky gong x proud, aggravated, big white cat shou Emperor of the cultivation world Mo Weiyu deceived elders and slaughtered ancestors, and committed all crimes and sins known to man. After ending his own life, he was reborn and transmigrated to the year he first became a disciple. In the shell of a boy held an old and weary soul. After coming back to life, truth after truths that had been hidden below the surface in the previous life floated to the top and broke through the waters one after the other. Of all the revelations, the one that stunned him the most was that the Shizun he had hated to the bone in his previous life had always been protecting him from the shadows… The heart of man can change; even demons and monsters can become compassionate and do good. Only, he had sinned deeply. Can the blood on his hands ever be cleansed? Novel written by *Meatbun doesn't eat meat*
Bettygift · LGBT+
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The Greatest Villain is Afraid of Cats
"The Villain has finally been caught!" Billions of people was overjoyed by the news that spread across the Wolf bane continent, but young master Wei was one of those who were more confused than angry...'He doesn't seem to be a villain at all? But the news says otherwise' Young master Wei embarked on a journey to find out the truth and maybe fall in love...maybe! ___________note___________ A little heads up. I will not write mature content without a warning. But I will not warn for gore. Feel free to criticize my story I'm still a newbie writer. Link for the glossary [still not finished because I add words every time] Link to my discord server
Lemone · LGBT+
4.8