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Live Streaming: Starting as a Door-to-Door Salesman for Coffins!

Disclaimer: *This is Not an original story.* *I don't own this story and the book cover.* For those interested, this is the original name of this novel: 直播上门推销,请问要棺材吗 Kindly, Please Note that: 1) This is an Edited MTL. 2) I'm not a translator. I don't understand the Chinese language. I don't even know a single character of it. 3) I don't have any previous Editing experience. 4) However, I do have a decade worth of experience in reading translated chinese web-novels. 5) Leave a review, or comment if you like my work. Thanks! Synopsis: Han Haocheng activated the system, "Live life to it's fullest while you're still alive." As long as he completed tasks, he would get rewards. It seemed simple and easy. Alas... He couldn't have been any more wrong. He had to complete livestreaming tasks like: [Knock on any house's door and sell coffins seriously!] [Go to any company for a job interview and ask the interviewer, are you recruiting a chairman?] [Find the fiercest and strongest looking person in the Internet cafe, and turn off the power while he is playing a team battle in the game!] [Talk to a lady, beautiful as a fairy, on the street. Get her WeChat account and seriously sell her a coffin. After she agrees or refuses, Allow her to bargain for a lower price.] Han Haocheng: "..." Netizens after watching Han Haocheng's live broadcast: "Is this something a carbon-based organism really thought of???"

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[He laughed himself silly, as if he was erasing yesterday's pain!]

Han Haocheng's inner thought process halted for a second.

Originally, he wanted to take advantage of the fact that it was early morning when not many are online.

So, there shouldn't have been many people in his live broadcast room.

He wanted to get this whole thing done quickly and quietly.

Yet..

As soon as the live broadcast room was opened, tens of thousands of people joined in an instant.

Only then did Han Haocheng notice that the number of his fans had increased from 1,000 to 50,000 overnight.

If he remembers correctly, then previously it took him half a month to barely gain a thousand fans...

The current number of fans is several times higher than yesterday!

He doesn't need to think hard to understand what's happening. Yesterday's door-to-door coffin sales must have gone viral.

It seems that it is destined for him to socially die again today.

"I have a request, can you guys please exit my live broadcast room?"

"I have social phobia. I'm scared when there are too many people around."

As soon as Han Haocheng finished speaking, the viewers in the live broadcast room immediately began to respond:

"Social fear? People who dare to sell coffins door-to-door, how can they be afraid of society?"

"Anchor, stop being modest. Not many people in the world dare to do what you do! How can you be afraid of society? If you are really afraid of people, then I must be the richest man in the world!"

"Do you believe that the host is scared, or rather believe that I am more handsome than Wu Yanzu?"

"This broadcaster is so amusing, it's the first time I've encountered an anchor who asked the audience to leave the live broadcast room!"

"The streamer's brain structure must be really extraordinary! You've such a unique thought process!"

"I won't leave. Not only will I not leave, I will also share the stream, ho ho!"

"The host must have thought of what's going to happen next! Haha.. Maybe, he's a little embarrassed. Don't tease him everyone!"

"..."

The audience was here to have some fun. Listening to Han Haocheng's request, asking them to leave, there was laughter all around.

Not only did many people not leave, they even actually shared the live broadcast room.

Therefore, the growth rate of the live broadcast room increased rapidly.

In addition, the popularity of yesterday's door-to-door coffin sales was still on the rise.

Many viewers were still joining Han Haocheng's livestream room after searching for his on-screen name.

"The broadcast started so early today, why are you juggling your timings?"

"Oh damn! What the hell! Are you sure, you really want to do what this title says?"

"Goodness gracious.. Going to the most popular supermarket nearby and buying condoms? Still asking for a pretty saleswoman to give advice? Yet, no matter how small the size she suggests, keep asking if there are any smaller ones? Is this streamer crazy?"

"That's awesome! Yesterday, you went live to sell coffins door-to-door. Today, you want to use this socially suicidal method to put yourself in a coffin?"

The new viewers, who just came in, saw the title of the live broadcast and burst into another round of laughter.

Most people's lives are extremely stressful. Sometimes living in itself isn't easy. Everyone hopes to find a little period of relaxation.

Henceforth, this kind of entertaining and funny content, combined with the unexpected nature of the live broadcast, attracted attention everywhere.

Many people in front of their screens were smiling as they shared the live broadcast room with more people.

The popularity of the current livestream kept rising at a speed visible to the naked eye.

...

In a house in Beijing..

There was a certain macho man nearly two meters tall..

He was holding his mobile phone and watching some videos.

The name of this burly man is Zhang Dewang.

He was the person persecuted yesterday, when Han Haocheng sold coffins from door-to-door.

As a native of Beijing, Zhang Dewang's family conditions have always been awe-inspiring.

In other words, this young master from Beijing grew up while rolling in dough. Not only was he born with a silver spoon in his mouth, his family also has an influential background.

So much so that, when he was still a child, he even performed in the Great Hall of People.

Zhang Dewang considers himself as someone who has seen all kinds of big scenes and grand events.

But yesterday, he was so genuinely shocked. It was as if he was struck by lightning!

It must be stressed that this is the first time in Zhang Dewang's life to witness.. No, to be a part of, a live broadcast where the host sells coffins from door-to-door.

In simple terms, counting eight generations backwards from Zhang Dewang's, this was the first time anybody had encountered such a situation.

To be approached by someone for a live-streamed door-to-door coffin sale, It made Zhang Dewang furious enough to chase the seller for several streets.

Only to let the guy run away because of his size!

After Zhang Dewang returned home, for the first time in his life, he thought about losing weight.

He hardly ate anything last night and went to bed early.

As a result, when he woke up, he saw that he was trending on the hot search list.

He had become a laughing stock on the entire internet!

Zhang Dewang angrily opened Han Haocheng's live broadcast room.

Immediately, he posted a barrage on the live broadcast.

Dewangwangwangwang:

"This streamer, do you dare to make an appointment for a head-to-head confrontation offline?"

"You had the guts to come to my house as a door-to-door coffin seller! Are you tired of living?"

"Believe it or not, soon I will send you directly into the coffin!"

As soon as these comments appeared..

They instantly attracted the attention of the netizens.

"What's going on? Who is this person?"

"Look at his profile picture, isn't he the victim from yesterday, right?"

"Hahaha, that's correct. I checked his profile and it turns out he's a Beijing native."

Viewers hastily clicked on 'Dewangwangwangwang's profile one after another.

They saw the memes he had uploaded, videos of him birdwatching in the old Beijing courtyard, videos showcasing antique wooden furniture made of mahogany, and videos of him hanging out with his group of similarly built friends...

Only then did everyone realize that this handsome man who was subjected to door-to-door coffin sales was actually a Beijing native. A local boss..

Many stream viewers were amazed.

For a while, barrages kept popping up.

"Wow, he is from an old Beijing's native family. Certainly, he is the local young master who was pranked by the anchor!"

"Haha, no wonder he's so furious. Families like his are usually a bit superstitious, so this incident must be really getting on his nerves!"

"It's so funny, the streamer sure knows how to pick out a boss level character!"

"Realistically, if the anchor hadn't run so fast, he would definitely be in the hospital right now!"

"Only if others went easy on him, would he be sent to the hospital. Otherwise, he might really have ended up straight into the coffin! Hahahahaha!"

"..."

Han Haocheng also noticed the presence of the other party who had found out his live broadcast room.

Reflecting on what happened yesterday, he realized he might have gone too far.

So, out of politeness, Han Haocheng said:

"Sorry, Brother Dewang."

"I was definitely a bit out of order yesterday."

"Don't be angry anymore. It's not good for our health to stay angry for so long. If we have the chance in the future, I would like to apologize to you face to face."

Upon hearing this, the audience immediately tried to ease the tension between the two of them:

"That's right, the streamer has it tough too. It's all for the sake of entertainment. Brother Wangwang, please forgive the anchor."

"Exactly, actually what the broadcaster said is right. Everyone will need a coffin some day, it's not a big deal to buy one in advance. Don't take it to heart."

"Hey, the one above, are you defending the host, or are you adding fuel to the fire?"

"..."

Zhang Dewang saw Han Haocheng's message and the comments by others. He didn't completely let go of his anger, but he felt a little better.

Zhang Dewang, who has always believed in being tough offline, knows that venting any further in the live broadcast room won't be a classy move.

Apart from wasting words, it wouldn't cause any harm to the other party.

Moreover, the other person has already apologized. As an influential man from the capital, there is no need for him to be involved with the poor drifters.

For these non-locals, life is not very easy.

So, Zhang Dewang had nothing more to say.

He was about to exit the live broadcast room when he saw the title of the live broadcast room——

[Go to the supermarket to buy condoms from a female salesperson. No matter how small size she gives, ask her if she has any smaller ones? ]

Zhang Dewang couldn't help but pause!

He raised an eyebrow in bewilderment.. o.O

Zhang Dewang thought about what might be happening next..

A moment later, Zhang Dewang couldn't control himself. He laughed so hard that his whole body was shaking crazily.

Without needing to be asked, he shared the live broadcast room to his small circle of friends and added a voice message:

"Brothers, you have to see this! The guy who sold me coffins yesterday is now buying condoms on the livestream?"

At this moment, Zhang Dewang..

He laughed himself silly, as if he was erasing yesterday's pain!