[That might have been a temptation from Auntie!] 

Zhang Dewang's exuberant voice shocked everyone in his small friend circle.

What's the situation?

Even after meeting that crazy guy who came to sell coffins yesterday, how come this fellow is in a jovial mood?

Shouldn't we all be scolding him, mocking him, or even cursing him?

What's up with making us watch this livestream of buying condoms?

What could be so funny about that?

With a curious heart,

Several of Zhang Dewang's similarly built friends opened Han Haocheng's live broadcast room.

As soon as they saw the title of this live broadcast room, everyone fell silent.

Good lord, this was not just a simple case of buying condoms on a livestream!

Instead, it's about getting the female salesperson to help one buy...

Then no matter how small sized condom she takes out.

The broadcaster will ask the female shop assistant:

"Is there any smaller one?"

They imagined the scene in their mind..

Then, these chubby guys reacted exactly like Zhang Dewang, they all burst into a hysterical round of laughter.

Even after laughing for a while, these men were unable to calm themselves.

In excitement, they all started to send voice messages in their group:

"This guy is so bold and daring!"

"Indeed, I suddenly felt that it was not too much to go door-to-door to sell coffins yesterday."

"What should I do, brothers? I've already started to sympathise with the sales lady!"

"I'm laughing so hard. This guy is a real comedian. How can there be such an entertaining person in the world?"

"It turns out that the purpose behind yesterday's visit to sell coffins was for this kind of live broadcast effect. How come, suddenly, I don't feel so upset about it anymore, haha!"

"Stop chatting in the group! This guy has already entered the mall, don't regret it if you miss it, just watch the show!"

"..."

In the live broadcast footage, Han Haocheng had already entered a supermarket.

He quickly walked in and searched for the adult items section.

Soon, Han Haocheng stopped at a shelf.

Fortunately, it was early in the morning, so not many people would come to buy from this section.

No one was standing in the area at the moment.

"Excuse me, sir, what do you need?"

At this moment, a fourty year old looking saleswoman walked over and asked enthusiastically.

"Uh..."

*Gulps*

Han Haocheng swallowed his saliva. He seemed to be nervous, feeling a little embarrassed, he was unable to respond immediately.

When the audience witnessed this scene, they couldn't sit still for a moment.

Suddenly, countless barrages began to flood the screen:

"The anchor is blushing too, hahaha!"

"It's so darn funny. Look at his expression.. Did you guys see the word, 'awkward,' written on the streamer's face?"

"This is more than embarrassing. Thinking of what is going to happen next, even I feel the need to cover my face!"

"Pardon me, I laughed so hard that I sprayed saliva all over the screen. I'm sorry, everyone, It didn't splash on your faces, did it?"

"I was taking the subway to work when I watched this and suddenly laughed out loud. Many people are giving me strange looks!"

"Hey streamer boy, hurry and speak up! I want to see this aunt's reaction!"

"It would be nice if the saleswoman was a beauty. This aunt is not that interesting!"

"The one above, stop nitpicking. If the host dares to say it aloud, it's already pretty good. After a while, the streamer might give up and we would have nothing left to watch!"

"..."

Meanwhile, various viewers held their mobile phones and watched the live broadcast with exaggerated smiles.

Everyone was looking forward to how today's stream would unfold.

This salesperson, who looks like she is in her forties, appears to be someone well experienced in handling adult goods.

Seeing that Han Haocheng did not reply immediately, the middle aged saleswoman said:

"Don't be embarrassed, handsome!"

"We are all adults. If you need anything, you can tell me."

"I can introduce it to you!"

"..."

As soon as these words fell, before Han Haocheng could speak, the barrage of comments answered for him:

"Anchor, care to tell her what you need?"

"Host: I'm sorry, auntie, I'm embarrassed to say it aloud!"

"Auntie, don't act like a veteran. What the broadcaster is about to say will definitely shatter your worldview!"

"I guarantee that this aunt will have an extremely memorable impression of the host after five minutes, hahahahaha!"

"It won't only be a profound memory, it will be something she'll never forget!"

"Many years later, someday the aunt will hold her grandson in her arms and tell him: My dear grandson, back when I was working as a salesperson, there was a man who told me about his..."

"..."

Life is very difficult nowadays.

People from all walks of life are stressed to the max.

They have few outlets to relieve the pressure of life.

Some so-called entertainment projects are never able enough to provide sufficient release.

That's why many people watch relaxing videos, like trimming donkey hooves, cleaning bamboo joints, and so on.

Now, watching this entertaining live broadcast, everyone feels incredibly relaxed.

Numerous viewers, while posting comments, are also letting their imaginations run wild.

That scene just now was akin to a grand opening, full with roars of gongs and drums, and cracking firecrackers!

"I just came here.. What kind of live broadcast room is this? Why is the chat so hyped?"

"Look at the title of the livestream, hahaha, how can this not be exciting!"

"I'll be damned! I saw it. This anchor is so courageous. No wonder there are so many people. He is a role model for all streamers!"

"Man, I laughed so hard, I must have bust my gut. I've seen broadcasters all over the web, but I've never known one so daring. Is this the rhythm of finding the funniest way to die?"

"He is the one who sold coffins door-to-door, right? That's super awesome! Respect!"

"I bet this streamer is definitely not a human!"

"..."

Amidst the eager anticipation of the multitude,

While gazing hard at the middle-aged lady,

Han Haocheng finally spoke:

"Ahaha!"

"I'm afraid what I want, you probably don't have it here!"

Upon hearing this,

The middle-aged aunt raised her eyebrows and said with a smile:

"You mean, you want something... Interesting?"

"Is that right, young master?"

"Haha!"

"How could we not have it!"

"It's just that it's not suitable to display items from this section, so we don't put them on the shelves."

"Come on, young man, follow me to the warehouse and I'll show it to you!"

Saying this, the middle-aged lady gestured for Han Haicheng to follow her inside.

Seeing the middle-aged lady's practiced demeanor, the discussions among netizens became even more intense:

"Hahaha, you've misunderstood, Auntie. You definitely don't have what the anchor wants!"

"Nonsense, isn't it obvious that anyone in this line of work must be experienced!"

"I'm looking forward to the host's wording, how will he say it aloud? Hahaha, I am dying of laughter!"

"I feel like the streamer is a little embarrassed too, so funny!"

"Streamer, please follow her in quickly. Go to the small warehouse and show us what 'not suitable for display' items the middle-aged lady is talking about!"

"That's right, just follow her inside. Maybe there is a bed in the small warehouse, and you can even try it out, hahaha!"

"The one above, don't mention it, it's really possible!"

"You're acting silly. This is a shopping mall, not a Xiaocheng speciality store. How could they provide such a secret service?"

"Openly, it's not possible. But in secret, well, who knows? Ahem ahem, those who know, know!"

"That might have been a temptation from Auntie!"

When there are too many people in the live broadcast room, it's easy for the chat to veer off-topic.

What's more, it's a livestream to buy something like this.

Coupled with the middle-aged lady's frank and experienced demeanor, the chat took a humorous but crooked turn.