Chapter 6 [A minute of silence for the oblivious, soon-to-be tormented saleswoman!]

As for the reason why the audience is shocked..

Let's talk about what Han Haocheng did.

Perhaps happiness came too suddenly..

Han Haocheng ate and drank to his contentment yesterday, and had a good night's sleep.

After waking up, he thought that what happened yesterday was a dream.

  Until..

He opened the online banking app and saw his unchanged balance.

After turning on the system again, Han Haocheng came to a realisation.. Everything he experienced the day before was as real as gold!

Just as he began smiling in joy, the system's voice sounded again.

[As long as you are alive, you have to do the daily task, today's mission: Go to a bustling supermarket nearby and find a beautiful saleswoman. Let her help you buy condoms. But, no matter how small the size she suggests, keep asking her if there are any smaller ones! ]

He had already experienced the ruthlessness of the system yesterday.

Hence, Han Haocheng thought he had been adequately mentally prepared.

However, after seeing this task, Han Haocheng was still left reeling in shock.

He couldn't help but open his mouth wide and shout on the spot: "Damn it! What the hell?"

'First buy condoms, then let a saleswoman help me buy them? Even more, keep asking her for a smaller size, no matter what size she brings??'

'How small does it have to be?'

Han Haocheng subconsciously looked down.

He seems to have received dissatisfaction from the 'little self' below.

Small self: Am I that small? Don't make fun of me, I'm your lifeline!

Honestly, simply thinking about this content made the corners of Han Haocheng's mouth twitch several times in a row.

As an upright man with a great stature, it was impossible to say aloud that he was small!

In addition, he needed to speak up at a jam-packed supermarket nearby?

Still on a livestream!

Wasn't this the very definition of social death? No, Social Suicide!

How could he possibly do this kind of thing?

"System, can I give up on today's mission?"

[This system is fair and impartial. It never forces the host. The host can choose to give up. However, the system will automatically uninstall after you give up. It will seek a new & more handsome host among all the readers!]

[Host, do you choose to give up?]

[Please answer within ten seconds; in case of no response, it will be assumed by default that the host chooses to give up, and the system will automatically uninstall!]

[Ten, nine, eight, seven...]

'Holy Moly!'

'So straightforward, yet so cruel?'

'Simply uninstall if I give up?'

"Wait! Don't give up, I won't give up!"

Han Haocheng gritted his teeth and had no choice but to accept.

He could care less what other people thought, but Han Haocheng felt that he really needed a system all in all.

Han Haocheng, who often read various novels, had actually fantasized about having his own system countless times.

In his imagination, he always relied on said system to reach the pinnacle of life!

Now, the impossible had happened!

He had gained his personal system..

How could he give up so easily?

Moreover, even if he gave up, others may not want this broken and somewhat perverse system.

Let me, Han Haocheng, handle such socially suicidal matters.

Thinking so, Han Haocheng stared at the system rewards. Gradually, his eyes lit up.

[Mission Rewards:]

[1: Cash 100,000 Yuan]

[2: Erhu Playing Skills: Professional Top Level]

[Note: These type of skills are divided into: Amateur level, Professional level, Master level and Mythical level]

Another reward of 100,000 RMB!

And besides that, there was an additional skill reward?

This was clearly something Han Haocheng could never foresee getting.

Professional-Level Erhu playing ability, just this alone, ordinary people might require a few years to master, right?

Although Han Haocheng doesn't know much about musical instruments, he knows for a fact that the erhu is one of the most difficult instruments to master.

Now, all he had to do was complete the mission, and he could learn this skill.

He might not know when and where it will be useful, but Han Haocheng understood the concept that having many skills in his arsenal would never hurt.

More importantly, there is another reward of one hundred thousand yuan.

As stressed previously, in truth, Han Haocheng is a money-loving average joe.

If every mission gave rewards of this magnitude..

A hundred thousand a day, which amounts to three million a month..

Don't even mention losing a bit of face; Han Haocheng would even consider running around naked everyday!

'Isn't it merely buying condoms?'

'Isn't it just saying I want the smallest ones?'

'Let's get this show on road!'

'Today, I, Han Haocheng, will be as bold as brass.'

He checked the time and it was still early. He immediately decided to start streaming while there were fewer people.

Without further ado, he straightaway turned on the live broadcast and changed its title to:

[Go to the supermarket and ask a female salesperson for condoms. No matter how small size she suggests me to buy, keep asking her if there are any smaller ones?]

As soon as the live broadcast room opened, many viewers joined in a heartbeat.

Many of those who had mocked Han Haocheng on the previous livestream were now actively following him.

As soon as he tuned in, they immediately turned up to watch.

In addition, last night, they had already promoted him wherever they could.

Numerous newcomers had rushed in and started flooding the chat with comments:

"Is the streamer going to sell coffins again today?"

"666 host, you really didn't get beaten up? I can only say you're a very fast man!"

"Damn, look at the soaring popularity! How come there a few ten thousand people already?"

"Are you all here to look at the coffin seller or coffin sales? Hahaha!"

"To be honest, I'm most looking forward to the anchor being beaten. I really emphathize with the macho man, considering how a big a trauma his heart went through!"

"Wait, the title seems to have been changed! Look carefully at what it says!"

"..."

These people came here because of the hype surrounding Han Haocheng's coffin sales yesterday.

So, as soon as they joined the room, everyone began discussing door-to-door coffin selling.

Suddenly someone noticed the changed title and gave everybody a reminder.

No matter who saw this title, they were flabbergasted!

In the live broadcast chat, there was silence for a while.

"?"

Then, someone, nobody knows who it was, sent out a question mark.

Right afterwards, a long row of question marks appeared. Like lava overflowing from a volcano eruption, they flooded the chat instantly!

"???"

"???"

"???"

"..."

A full minute..

For an entire sixty seconds, the barrage was dominated by question marks.

Only after that, the text content surfaced.

"Damn! As an uneducated person, I can only say: 666!"

"Oh my! I got no other words except, this is incredibly astonishing!"

"Such a ruthless anchor! This host is so savage, he might as well be a wolf hunter!"

"Oh my God, he was selling coffins door-to-door yesterday! Today, he is going to buy the smallest size condoms? What kind of stimulation did this streamer receive in real life? How does one come up with such self-deprecating pranks that can be deemed as socially suicidal?"

"I can already picture the saleswoman's embarrassed expression!"

"Pfft... Ha-ha-ha.. I started laughing before the stream even started. Someone tell me why!"

"ROFL, my stomach got cramps from laughing."

"I'm curious, can someone guess the size of trauma on the heart of the soon-to-be tormented saleswoman?!"

"I will ask again! Is this something that carbon-based organisms can think of?"

"On the whole Internet, no... In the entire entertainment industry, I dare say that Brother Haocheng is the number one prankster! No comparisons needed!"

"Seriously, if the host does this prank today, I will immediately convert to a fan, and follow him for life!"

"..."

For a time, countless barrages flooded the screen.

The audience in front of their screens were tickled by merely seeing this hilarious title.

They couldn't stop smiling after imagining what would happen next.

Netizens were shocked by Han Haocheng's thought process. They wondered what kind of brain circuit his thoughts went through.

Many people are even thinking about what Han Haocheng has experienced in real life that allowed his mind to come up with such a weird way of living?

"A minute of silence for the oblivious, soon-to-be tormented saleswoman!"

"This is very exciting, I'm really looking forward to it!"

"Come on, host, let's get this party rolling!"

"The best part about this stream is that everything will be an unscripted event happening in reality. Finger's crossed, eagerly looking forward to what happens next!"

"..."