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Harry Potter and the transmigrated twat

Autor: THE_alpinism
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Death is but the next great adventure." :Said dumbledore calmly. Robert should've known that death was too easy an escape. But even for him it was fucked up to be fictional character in a book. "FUCK THOSE ISEKAI MOTHERF******"

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# ACTION
# ADVENTURE
# REINCARNATION
# MAGIC
# WEAKTOSTRONG
# TRANSMIGRATION
# ISEKAI
# HARRYPOTTER
# WIZARDS
# SELF INSERT
Chapter 1the beginning after the death

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To the motherf***** who invented the self insert genre....

F*** you and your whole generation of descendants. I hope ur death will be as painful and gory as possible...

....

Amen.

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The concept of multiverse is a beautiful one. It suggests the existence of infinite number of worlds each one a tad bit different and yet completely unique. This postulates worlds where the impossible might be possible. Worlds where dreams are indistinguishable from reality. One might find this concept.... Magical.

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MAGICAL MY ASS!!!

Hi. My name is robert. As you might have guessed by now, i died. Plz bear with me while i do the cliché transmigration introduction. I know it sux. you know it sux. But its like... you know... Formalities.

So robert. well robert, was an idiot. Robert was born in quiet an average family. Robert went to an average school and did average in his studies. But robert didn't want to be average. Robert being the dumb fuck he was, thought he was destined for greatness. Spoiler alert. HE WASN'T.

He spent all of his family's hard earned money to create a company. He believed firmly that great things awaited him. Spoiler alert. IT DIDN'T.

Robert soon realized that life sucked. But by the time he arrived at that earth shattering revelation. He was knee deep in debt and broke. He was soon back in parents basement. But they weren't embarrased or angry with him. They were simply content. They still only made average income. They still led average lives. But they were happy. Thats when robert realized that a satisfactory life had nothing to do with huge sums of money. Or being famous and powerful. Robert realized.

He wanted what his parents had all along. He wanted to be average. Oh what a dumb fuck he had been for wishing this. Oh yeah... you will get why this is funny later on.

And robert in his quest to find happiness emboldened by determination, invigorated himself in hope..... Got hit by a truck. See kids. Thats what u get when u try to have hope. you get hit by a truck.

See that should have been the end of robert's tale.

Directed by

CHRISTOPER NOLAN

Produced by...

Nope. Coz that story doesn't have any marketing value. That was only the beginning of roberts tale.

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MrCoconutLv14

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1yr

Nine11P2
Nine11P2Lv4

okay I will list all the key things in this fanfic:- 1) writing quality :- it isn't the best of the best,if you expect very edited perfect grammar writing then this isn't ,it almost feels like you are messaging someone but not bad enough to be considered bad webnovel is full of obnoxious writing so this is average i guess 2) character:- now this is where I was surprised,mc is a cautious one, he has a good humour(finally),he also has flaws which I am thankful for cuz nobody likes perfect mc aka Mary Sue. he feels like a normal adult just put down in Harry Potter . 3)story:- the plot is good if you read ahead you will feel like the fic has many plot holes but later the author fills it by giving information. whole idea is not new but it's around mc and almost feels like an AU which the author said it's not. 4):-updating stability:- it's just the starting author proves it by giving us chapters 4-5 per week minimum idk how long it will go.... fyi this a a neutral review feel free to point out the wrong facts

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THE_alpinism
THE_alpinismAutor

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Joe_momma
Joe_mommaLv4

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Jacob_Hobbs_7913
Jacob_Hobbs_7913Lv4

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