The holy meme Bible created by the Almighty Shrek himself. Basically, I'm translating the bible to meme language. Enjoy!
Don’t wanna miss every update of the story? No worries, Webnovel app is here for you.
When you say that all the magic happens in your bedroom, you're usually talking about one thing. But if you're Cameron... Well, while everyone else is dreaming, his mind travels through time, and he has no control over it whatsoever. That might be neat when you just want to have some fun. But not when you keep getting thrown into situations where you constantly have to face the person who broke your heart. Especially not when their life is slowly deteriorating right in front of your eyes. Drugs. Guns. Suicide. And there is nothing Cameron can do to save him. Unless... An LGBT Coming-of-Age story about finding true love and learning how to let go.
Walking across the street 23 year old Bai An saw an injured kitten limping across the road as a huge vehicle sped towards it. Her animal lover instincts kicked in and she pushed the kitty away just in time it's body landing on an old torn up mattress. However Bai An herself was not as lucky with no one wanting to risk their lives to save hers she quickly fell victim to Truck Sama. "At least I did a good deed" was her final thought before her mind gave into the darkness. Waking up she sees her self floating in the air, everything around her is pitch black as her mind races wild with idiotic thougts. "What the-..." all of a sudden a ball of light appears out of nowhere. "WELCOME MY DEAR CHILD TO THE DIMENSION OF SPIRITS" A fat man bellowed his bald head shining brightly with vigor as if saying " look at me, look at me see how smooth I am I know u wanna touch it." Bai An laughs at her ridiculous thoughts before bringing her attention back to the piece of blubber in front of her. The fat man whose name she learned is Jun Qiang told her that he's from the committee of gods who decided that her death was too early so they decided that she would be Reincarnated into one of their worlds. Which one she doesn't know but she's a little excited because from the novels she's read before the protagonist always gets sent to a world that's a game they already played in their past life and they have a ton of cheats so she's hyped up. Jun Qiang then wishes her good luck as she feels her spirit being sucked into a vortex. "Awwwww YEAHHHHHH" she screams but it comes out as a baby's wail instead as her arms flail around her eyesight blurry.
Life is unpredictable. Life in a world where soulmate exists is like putting cherry on top of a cake, beautiful, sweet, and pretty. Life with soulmate where mythical creatures exist spice up the situation even more. Adding up with apocalypse shows how savage the world truly is. An illegal program was created. With unknown goals, hundred experiments were confidentially. A prototype was stolen and leaked, causing major outbreaks around the world. Only 1% of those contaminated survived and Luo Yi is one of them, with the consequence of living as an undead. Apocalypse. Every being strived to survive. Humans, Vampire, Werewolves. By all means. PANDORA. Grants immortality. Why would anyone desire it when living in an apocalypse setting? During these times, love shouldn't be a problem. But why was Luo Yi caught in a tight situation between them? A conflict of love, between soulmate or a destined fate; a vampire or a werewolf; which one is the true love? *Disclaimer* -Warning: There will be a bit of smut and warning of manipulations in the future chapters, Please read on your own discretion- *I Don't own the cover, so all rights reserves to OG artist and edited by @CrimsonMoonLover*
A young man reborn into his favorite world. He was granted some request after his death, but the problem was that the granter had no control over how those request were to be granted. Watch as he grows from a single boy in the dark to a protector who wishes to light the path forward for the magical world one step at a time. ———— I just couldn’t read other fanfics cause this idea just kept ringing in my head. It’s my very first time writing or posting anywhere. And I obviously don’t own any of the settings, but so what? I’m doing cause I felt like it and for the fun of it.
A complicated love story, full of intrigue and war between brothers Fernando forced his daughter's nanny to marry him because he wanted to take revenge for the death of his only daughter. He wanted to make her life a living hell. Viona who was framed for the incident must survive the ordeal to clear her name and kept her promise to her foster mother. This is a story about a girl, who was abandoned by her biological parents when she was a baby, survived her tough life and rose to the top.
I don't own anything except for my Mc and characters I might add. I also don't own the cover photo. Please inform me if you want it removed(to the owner of the Pic.) ************** MC wakes up at a room he doesn't recognize. When he tries to check where he was he heard a voice inside his head. ************** 1st time writing so be prepared for errors in grammar. Wish-fulfillment with large number of girls. If it's not your thing don't read~ ************** World/empire building Massive Harem Easy going mc OP mc R-18 System World traveling
A murder mystery changes the lives of the Carter brothers. In pursuit of the truth the Carter brothers change their opinions on life. They learn to love, to trust and also to hate someone. Owen Carter, the eldest among the brothers hates superficial girls who lust after him. Mrs. Parker is his new secretary whom he had selected after a lot of consideration because he believes that she is meticulous and mature. But who knows that the actual scenario will be veryyyy much different. *********************** "Mrs. Parker.... Please tell the planning department to submit another proposal. Tell them... Stress my words!!! Tell them not to burn a hole in my pocket by submitting these kind of proposals another time". Mrs. Parker stood there for a long time before asking carefully, "Sir, You did not tell which pocket? the left one or the Right one? the front ones or the back ones?" "............." Owen questions his thoughts on his life. ************************* Blake Carter enjoys life to the extreme. He believes that he is born for the sake of girls. ************************* Blake believing in his charms goes to the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. In the bar he approaches the girl by donning his most charming smile. "Hey babe.. Do you mind if I take a seat?" Without waiting for her answer he approaches a chair opposite to her. She stretches her legs and places them on it. When he try to sit on the chair beside her, she pours the drink in her hand on it. When he try to take the last chair shamelessly she gets up leisurely. "All yours...." Arya left after playing with him. Blake's confidence is shaken for the first time in his life. ************************* Max Carter is a shut in. He hates when people invades his privacy the most. ************************** Max is changing in his room. He takes off his Tshirt and is about to take off his pants when he hears a sharp shriek. He is shocked to see a girl in his wardrobe. And then he became furious. "What are you doing????" he roared at his new neighbour. "I came to see whether you are a pervert." Ms. Arnold says righteously. "........" Max is speechless. 'You are the one who ran into my apartment. You are the one who hid in my wardrobe. And lastly you are the one who was watching while I was changing. Why am I the pervert here?' **************************** The three brother's choices of life are questioned by the three women and their lives become a three ring circus. Will they accept Love when it comes knocking on the door? Or they push aside love and escape the torment. ............................................................................................................ Eliza goes missing one day in mysterious circumstances. Later the news that Eliza is dead brings devastation upon her family. Her family blames Eliza's friend, Buttercup. Can Eliza's murder mystery be unraveled? Who is the murderer? Who is Buttercup? What is her relation with the three women? Can she extract revenge from Eliza's murderer? Read my novel to know the secrets. This novel is a compilation of mystery, Fun, Love and revenge. Give this novel a chance guys.. Also guys I stress my words... the first 100 or so chapters will be purely fun. only later the mystery begins... the chapters maybe silly but who does not want to laugh a bit. right? please don't judge the book so early.. And give it a try...
A young American teenager, Spencer had an unexpected death by the hands of two men. Due to some unforeseen turn of events, he is transported to a world filled with powerhouses capable of destroying entire worlds. Wielding powers bestowed by a transcendental being, follow Spencer in his journey to the ZENITH. *** DISCORD Community: https://discord.gg/Pd86yBD The story was remade in collaboration with the original author and consent. We would advise you to read it through from the beginning as it was rewritten from the ground up, making it (hopefully) better, while still keeping true to the original vision.
What if Naruto wasn't the only one born the night of the Kyūbi attack, what if he had an older brother who wants nothing more than to keep his Otōto and the ones he loves safe, rated M for mature scenes later
( la historia está escrita en español pero la sinopsis en inglés) A boy from our world, reincarnated in a world with the most indecisive and annoying protagonist of the anime world, "TO LOVE RU " the young man believed that in this world he would have the opportunity to create a harem of beautiful girls, unfortunately for our friend, he did not reincarnate as the protagonist, he reincarnated as one of the most perverted and hated characters in the series, he reincarnated as KENICHI SARUYAMA the best friend of the protagonist yuuki rito, when our unfortunate friend began to fall into despair, the heavens showed him a way out. - installing system - .. 25% ...... 50% .... 75% .... 100% -complete installation, starting CASANOVA SYSTEM- -system operating at its optimum capacity - -Welcome host- Will our friend change his destiny from being one of the most hated perverts in the series? (la sinopsis está en inglés para atraer a más lectores extranjeros)
It's a Bird... It's a Plane... It's me Reincarnated as Superman! The man of steel version of superman will be what I will follow in the start ... we will see how op I can make him later ... This is a fanfic written just for fun so All the characters belong to DC. The Image was made and gifted by a friend, Burger96. The discord link: https://discord.gg/SKUf49m
A Highschool young man was reading a novel while waiting for a bus to arrive. When he wants to click the next chapter, his phone got robbed. He looks around and suddenly found himself died. "What?"The young man was confused and looked down to see a hole in his chest. He looked back only to see the thief's hand pulled out the gun. "Ah, shit... I was careless." His body fell, and he started losing his vision. Then dark surrounded him from everywhere, and his consciousness was slowly fading out. [Processing to Next World…..] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tags: Reincarnation, Slow-Pace, Western Fantasy, Male Mc Schedule: 1 chapter/week. Chapter Lenght: 1000 - 1200 words -------------------------------------------- Support the Author: https://ko-fi.com/dragonknov paypal.me/dragonknov -------------------------------------------
A young man finds himself suddenly within a white void, and a voice telling him that he had died before his time and he is going to be reborn into a new life with a system to help him make the most of things, what will he do when he gets there, what dreams will he aspire to reach for, lets find out
A Harry Potter fan has been reincarnated into the Harry Potter universe and will be attending Hogwarts, but he hasn't been reincarnated into the Boy-Who-Lived, oh no he is the lost son of another Ancient and Most Noble house, and with his knowledge of future events and his perspective on how things have come to pass, you can just bet that he is going to make one hell of a splash
Veru once forced into work by a tyrant, finally manages to escape with his friends, Hina and Hose. Unfortunately, the ship they boarded, met with an accident, and the three find themselves on the shores of a desolated island, where they meet Sanim and the other crew members. While the other think the storm to be a coincidence, there is someone who knows it is not; they venture deep inside of the forest, and one by one they meet their demise. Veru and his friends, having lost the entire crew, continue to search for an escape, until one day Veru mysteriously vanishes. No one knows where is he, except one. Having been stabbed in his back, Veru finds the true meaning of the isle. Both, the Devil and God reside there. Whom will he choose? Will he turn to the dark side?
Lily has always loved dark arts and tales. She even wished to become a witch. But she could not become a witch since she is the princess and sole heiress of her country. However, in just one night Lily lost everything. She was destined to die but she survived. Not only she was able to get out alive, but she also got her heart's desire, to become a witch. Now only one thing is certain... she needs to exact REVENGE! Briar had always been suspicious of his childhood friend, Lily. Who in their right mind would like to become a witch? Being fascinated by myths, legends and history, Briar had always loved the Enclave of Kings. But for some reasons he could not shake the feeling that curse left by the Enclave's nemesis might be fulfilled.
Percayakah kalian bahwa cinta itu dapat bertahan selamanya bahkan setelah kematian? Kalau kalian bertanya padaku, aku akan dengan yakin menjawab, "Ya aku percaya." Eh? Kalian bertanya-tanya menapa aku bisa seyakin itu? Yah, tentu saja. Itu karena aku sudah mati, namun cintaku padanya masih tetap hidup sampai sekarang. Ya. Hanya untuknya. Aku mencintainya. Aku mencintai gadis itu. Sayangnya, bisakah aku untuk memilikinya?
Tells a 38 year old middle-aged man whoowns a company that just went bankrupt. When his company went bankrupt his life began to fall apart, His savings ran out because he spent drinking alcohol and his wife and children left him. When his body was about to be destroyed by alcohol just as death was about to pick him up he heard strange noises in his head. Long story short, The man found him reincarnated in another world but not men But to be a beautiful bishojo girl. How is the adventure story of this man? Eh .. This bishoujo vampire ?? Join Discord https://discord.gg/aBRHwUz
Cedric Reyes has a secret, he is the heir and eldest son of the famous Reyes clan. As tradition all heirs of their family have to go through a form of poverty training at the age of fifteen. At twenty eight he works at Mor Co., a subsidiary of Reyes Group, as an assistant. Five years ago he married Adrianna Hernandez, the spoiled daughter of the Hernandez clan, a rich and snobbish family. Adrianna fell madly in love with Cedric, but due to his position in life the Hernandez family always looked down on Cedric Reyes, they believe he relied on his wife to get by. When Cedric gets handed the reins of the Reyes empire things take quite a turn for the Hernandez family.
My name is Edward Kavka. Well, that's the only name that I remember after i was born... or reborn I guess? Yep, I think I reincarnated because I still remember my past life though I don't really know who i was and what led me to this world. Finally, after living for years in this world I know that I was born in a unique world. Marvel Cinematic Universe. "Hey kid." Hmmm... but wait... if this is MCU why is there a board written with "Welcome to Raccoon City: Home of Umbrella"? "Oi!" Is this really MCU that I know? "HEY! Do you hear me!?" Startled I looked back only to see a man looking at me from his car. "Huh? Ah... I'm sorry, I just spaced out." Curious the beardy man then asked, "Are you okay? Need a ride?" "Ahh, thank you. I happen to lost my family at the gas station before. I think I walked too far.", I said while pretending to be sad. The man looked concerned after seeing my haggard clothing and bag. After getting in to the car I asked, "My name is Edward. Edward Kavka. What's yours, kind sir?" After thinking for a while he answered, "John. John Wick" What the f@€k!! Is this really MCU?!
...... ...... ...... I'm a H protag!!?
Come and get your daily dose of Guilty Pleasure. No story here only smut. Only Smut! Only Smut! Only Smut! Only Smut! Only Smut! Only Smut! Only Smut! Only Smut! Only Smut! Only Smut! Warning: Only for cultured men! Boys can suck a lollipop! Thats all!
Her heart began to beat heavily. She was fascinated by the man. Awareness flooded through her, as did a sudden need to brush her hair. Dammit, why had she put on this stupid bum short and singlet today. She wondered what he would look like with that shirt off. She swallowed and tried to look away. Fantasies like that would get her nowhere. "Hi" he said. And for a few seconds Emma didn't realize he was speaking to her. She blushed when she lifted an eye brow questioningly. "Oh hello" "Urmm...name's Daniel. Nice to meet you" "it's nice to meet you too.. I'm Emma" -------------------------------- Emma Green has totally given up on relationships and happy ever after. Not because she doesn't think it's amazing to have someone, mind you, but because she simply doesn't believe in love. She's been there and done that, and she's not doing it again. But when she meets Daniel Rohan, she starts to think that maybe, just maybe falling in love again might not be all that bad.... -------------------------------- Take control.. Feel the rush... Explore your fantasies Step into stories of provocative romance where sexual fantasies come true. Let your inhibitions run wild.
Since the day she slid out of the womb, Polly has always dreamed of being a pirate, though she's really only interested in exploring new lands and learning about new cultures (pillaging isn't her cup of tea). As she travels from island to island and meets all sorts of people and creatures, Polly finds herself realizing that there are more things that can't be explained than can. ... A collection of stories about the adventures of a self proclaimed pirate.
bagaiman perasaanmu jika tau calon suami mu adalah seorang gay?? lanjut menikah dengannya?? atau mundur saja?? dan bagaimana perasaanmu jika kau sudah berusaha keras supaya perempuan yang tidak kau sukai pergi dari hidupmu tapi malah tetap bertahan walau segala cara sudah kau lakukan agar perempuan itu menyerah??
Takeda Haruki would never believe he’d fall for a drawing, and a guy’s drawing out of all things! But when he finds himself dragged to an otome game, Haruki soon finds out the 'Bad Boy' character is real. And Haruki is attracted by him like a magnet! How can a group of actual handsome men be dragged to an experimental girl’s otome game and how do they get out of there? They’ll discover it’s harder than they think, but they are not willing to follow the rules. "Down with the system! We're on strike!" The spontaneous and sweet Haruki, a debuting singer, is the most improbable of the alphas. How the group trusts him enough to be the leader of the ‘Otome Syndicate’? As if it’s not a problem enough, the natural-born alphas, ‘Bad Boy’ KAI/Jun and ‘CEO’ KOICHI/Saito fight for his love! WARNING: IT CONTAINS SOME BL SMUT! ***** Hello, it's my first story! Please support this novel with votes and reviews. English is not my first language, feedback is appreciated! Hinata Perolada
Everything began ever since a half-blood princess had to struggle to choose between her demon and her human side. She had to prove herself as a proper queen for the human realm before the beasts, or her vicious grandmother could ruin her or claim her throne... Cordelia, our half-blood princess, has a long journey during war and peace, from magic and soul suckers to finding a way for controlling her powers. In this journey, her friends and enemies are assisting her to make a choice, whether to become a human queen or a devil one.
Ace was shocked to hear a voice inside his head when was dying in space. ( read the first chapter to find out how he ended up in space xD ) || " Hey, want to become Host of The Great Anti-Hero system who is going to make you The Greatest Hero? II " What !! you are an Anti-Hero system but you are going to make me ' The Greatest Hero? " But Ace our MC is not alone in his journey as there are many types of systems found by people in this Vast World full of secrets... There are shocking Secrets buried behind the Existence of Systems that appears in various universes and Multiverses....if you want to find out more, join the journey of Ace. ( i moved my previous synopsis into chapter 0 as it was quite big and created this new synopsis...Don't forget to read Chapter 0 as it is crucial )
Anya dreams to have a simple, and peaceful life. However, there has only been misery in her life. This beautiful girl must work hard Every day to support her mother and herself. Until one night, Anya accidentally spent the night in a luxury hotel room, with a handsome man she didn't know! That night changed her whole life... Aiden offers Anya a marriage, for unknown reason to the girl. But Aiden also promised to make Anya's dream come true: wealth and a peaceful life. Will Anya live quietly and happily like her dream? Can Anya live in peace by becoming the wife of the CEO of the largest company in Asia?
Felicity is just an ordinary teen, but her life turned 360° on the day she lost everything, she moves back to live with her grandparents house and suddenly finds out about her past. All her life, was it all a lie? How will she overcome all the obstacles and her life's deepest darkest secrets slowly unfold. What will you do? A.N. UPDATES DAILY! & Feel free to comment and rate! Thank you! lastly, if you have any suggestions, message me! TY!
WARNING!!! THIS IS NOT A 100% INCEST !!! Mc will be adopted. However he will be adopted at young age (Qingyue 5y old) and they will thus develop a real brother-sister relationship overtime. An assassin wants to enjoy and relax during his second life in the world of ATG. The mc wants to mainly enjoy his life so he will be mainly adventuring. There won't be any kingdom building, sect creation or taking over Asgard. The mc will just travel around the cultivation world while being OP. Also he will start his journey 2 years before canon. This is the first time I write something in english besides my tests at school so if you have any problem with the phrasing or grammar, please point out my mistakes in the comment section and I'll be more than happy to correct them and improve as well. If you have any suggestion on how the story should go please tell me that as well, but I will still follow my initial storyline (I might make some changes here and there if your proposals will help improve my story). Anw this is just my first fanfic and I don't think I'll update regularly. So just put it in your library to know when there’s a new chapter. Maybe once I get to 20+ chapters then i'll try to establish a proper release schedule. Oh yes forgot, I don’t own ATG nor the other works mentioned
An unexpected tragedy happened, and a boy suddenly died. Because his death was unexpected even in the eyes of Fate, he was given a chance to reincarnate to the world of his liking. Follow the boy in his misadventures and series of misfortunes as he lives his second life while being burdened by the curse of his name. Author's notes: So this story will have slow updates as this idea was stuck in my head for a while, and I can't really find a fanfiction with this idea so I'm making one. You can even copy my idea since I don't know if I will put an end to this story. I will apologize in advance if there are grammar mistakes because English is my second language. I don't own any of J.K. Rowling's works, except my SI-OC character.