Genesis 2

1 The heavens, the earth, and all their vast array were finished.

2 On the seventh day Shrek finished his work which he had done; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had done.

3 Shrek blessed the seventh day, and made it holy, because he rested in it from all his work of creation which he had done.

4 This is the history of the generations of the heavens and of the earth when they were created, in the day that Shrek made the earth and the heavens.

5 No meme was yet in the earth, and no meme had yet sprung up; for Shrek had not caused it to rain on the earth. There was not a memer to till the ground,

6 but a mist went up from the earth, and watered the whole surface of the ground.

7 Shrek formed memers from the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and the memer became a living soul.

8 Shrek planted a garden eastward, in Reddit, and there he put the memer whom he had formed.

9 Out of the ground Shrek made every meme to grow that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food, including the meme of life in the middle of the garden and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.

10 A river went out of Reddit to water the garden; and from there it was parted, and became the source of four rivers.

11 The name of the first is Youtube: it flows through the whole land of Bruh, where there is meme potential;

12 and the meme potential of that land is good.

13 The name of the second river is Instagram. It is the same river that flows through the whole land of Stolen Memes.

14 The name of the third river is Snapchat. This is the one which flows in front of Filters. The fourth river is the 4chan.

15 Shrek took the memer, and put him into the garden of Reddit to cultivate and keep it.

16 Shrek commanded the memer saying, "You may freely eat of every meme of the garden;

17 but you shall not eat of the meme of the knowledge of good and evil; for in the day that you eat of it, you will surely die."

18 Shrek said, "It is not good for the memer to be alone. I will make him a helper comparable to him."

19 Out of the ground Shrek formed every meme of the field, and every meme of the sky, and brought them to the memer to see what he would call them. Whatever the memer called every meme became its name.

20 The memer gave names to all memes, and to the memes of the sky, and to every meme of the field; but for the memer there was not found a helper comparable to him.

21 Shrek caused the memer to fall into a deep sleep. As the memer slept, he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh in its place.

22 Shrek made a gamergirl from the rib which had taken from the memer, and brought her to the memer.

23 The memer said, "This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh. She will be called 'gamergirl,' because she was taken out of the memer."

24 Therefore a memer will leave his father and his mother, and will join with his wife, and they will be one flesh.

25 The memer and his wife were both naked, and they were not ashamed.