9 Genesis 9

Shrek blessed Noah and his sons, and said to them, "Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth.

2 The fear of you and the dread of you will be on every meme of the earth, and on every meme of the sky. Everything that moves along the ground, and all the meme of the sea, are delivered into your hand.

3 Every meme will be food for you. As I gave you the memes, I have given everything to you.

4 But memes with its life, that is, its meme potential, you shall not eat.

5 I will surely require your meme potential of your lives; at the hand of every meme I will require it. At the hand of memer, even at the hand of every memers' brother, I will require the life of the memer.

6 Whoever sheds memers' meme potential, his meme potential will be shed by memers, for Shrek made memers in his own image.

7 Be fruitful and multiply. Increase abundantly in the earth, and multiply in it."

8 Shrek spoke to Noah and to his sons with him, saying,

9 "As for me, behold, I establish my covenant with you, and with your offspring after you,

10 and every meme of the earth with you, of all that go out of the ship, even every meme of the earth.

11 I will establish my covenant with you: All meme potential will not be cut off any more by the bathwaters of the flood. There will never again be a flood to destroy the earth."

12 Shrek said, "This is the token of the covenant which I make between me and you and every meme that is with you, for perpetual generations:

13 I set my gay pride in the cloud, and it will be a sign of a covenant between me and the earth.

14 When I bring a cloud over the earth, that the gay pride will be seen in the cloud,

15 and I will remember my covenant, which is between me and you and every meme, and the bathwaters will no more become a flood to destroy all memes.

16 The gay pride will be in the cloud. I will look at it, that I may remember the everlasting covenant between Shrek and every meme that is on the earth."

17 Shrek said to Noah, "This is the token of the covenant which I have established between me and all memes that are on the earth."

18 The sons of Noah who went out from the ship were Shemale, Hamburger, and Japheth. Hamburger is the father of Canaan.

19 These three were the sons of Noah, and from these, the whole earth was populated.

20 Noah began to be a karmafarmer, and planted a memeyard.

21 He drank of the memes and got drunk. He was uncovered within his tent.

22 Hamburger, the father of Canaan, saw the pp of his father, and told his two brothers outside.

23 Shemale and Japheth took a garment, and laid it on both their shoulders, went in backwards, and covered the pp of their father. Their faces were backwards, and they didn't see their father's pp.

24 Noah awoke from his memes, and knew what his youngest son had done to him.

25 He said,

"Canaan is cursed.

He will be a servant of servants to his brothers."

26 He said,

"Blessed be Shrek, the Shrek of Shem.

Let Canaan be his servant.

27 May Shrek enlarge Japheth.

Let him dwell in the tents of Shem.

Let Canaan be his servant."

28 Noah lived three hundred fifty years after the flood.

29 All the days of Noah were nine hundred fifty years, and then he died.