36 You-know-who ?
The plan went on without a hitch.
The moment I intended to do my mischief I started spying on Gabriel with Tom. No less than thirty seconds later, Michael was with her, looking around trying to find out who was looking at her.
As soon as Michael was present, I quickly stopped and switched target to 'The System'. The moment I saw it I used my new cable to connect my specially crafted console to it and as soon as it was done I tasked Celina to use Tom on Michael and Gabriel to keep their attention.
Once I was connected I realized my mistake. The 'programming language' used was extremely complex. It was just crazy complex and encompassing. That's the moment I understood why the big guy was called a genius.
At first I intended to put some backdoors and create a few things but after my first contact I threw the idea to the pigs. I simply did not have the time to understand the language enough to 'program' anything. So instead I thought of a delightful idea, if I can't create something, I would just 'copy paste' an existing entry, with a name alteration.
It took me roughly an hour, during which Celina kept tickling the angels senses, but I implemented my idea.
It was surprisingly easy once I thought about it, and pretty benign. But if after THAT Ajuka and Azazel had still considered me a braggart only, then I don't know what could have convinced them otherwise.
As soon as my upgrade to 'The System' was done, I took my cross space Ethernet cable back and readied myself for my grandiose moment.
Red_Troll : *Peasants, I demand your attention !
This fine day, I decided to let you bask in my awesome glory by sharing my latest deed.
Rejoice !*
Zaz69 : *Really...? You better have something impressive to tell after such an introduction*
TheDevilBrain : *I hope that this is not about you stealing ANOTHER one of Zazi's porn book.*
Zaz69 : *Impossible. This time I am sure he won't be able to steal them. I completely changed my security system.*
TheDevilBrain : *You said the same thing last time...*
Red_Troll : *No, today it is not about the possible theft of a sexually frustrated fallen's prized possession. No... Today I respond to a taunt you send my way several days ago.*
Zaz69 : *Seeing as we keep taunting each other it doesn't really help.*
Red_Troll : *Before I explain myself, I need our favourite devil to show himself on the cam, with the sound.*
TheDevilBrain : *Oh ? Is this about me ? Alright, I am intrigued. Wait a sec.*
As soon as Ajuka face was shown on the app I texted my next message.
Red_Troll : *I have a question for you Ajuka Beelzebub, self proclaimed smartest Devil of the underworld ! What is the moniker used by the antagonist of the Harry Potter's books, the so called You-Know-Who ? *
Ajuka : "Uh ? I don't really get it but I'll bite, his name is Voldemort..." *Ouch*
Then I could see his incomprehension at what happened.
Zaz69 : *I don't get it, what happened ?"
Ajuka : "That's... That's just not possible... Voldemort !" *flinch* "Voldemort !" *flinch* "Voldemort !" *flinch* "... Alright... I don't understand how you did that, it's almost like... Wait..."
It's AT THAT MOMENT I got the face I wanted. I could see his utterly dumbfounded expression, a mix of disbelief and a bit of fear maybe ? Of course, his face being so priceless, I instantly snapped it and saved it in my 'powerful people with stupid expressions' folder.
Zaz69 : *I still don't get it, Red, what's happening ? Why is Ajuka looking like an idiot ?"
Red_Troll : *THIS my elderly minion, is me being too impressive. I took your challenge, won, and now stand proud and victorious. As it should be.*
Zaz69 : *Alright, I can see that you must have done something crazy just by looking at Ajuka, but can I have some details ? So that I can be awed by your magnificence, my lord.*
TheDevilBrain : *I can't believe it, you really went and tinkered with it ? Worse, you did something so... Dumb ?!
Let me tell you what he did... Red_Troll modified 'The System' and now when I say You_Know_Who's moniker, it acts as if I said the big guy name... If I understand this right, devils won't be able to say his name anymore...*
Zaz69 : *...Uh ?*
Red_Troll : *That's right, I put a taboo on the dark lord's name using 'The System', MOUAHAHAHAHA ! BOW TO ME PATHETIC IMMORTALS ! WORSHIP MY NAME !!! RED . TROLL . RED . TROLL . RED . TROLL . RED . TROLL !*
Zaz69 : *...Uh ?*
TheDevilBrain : *...*
Zaz69 : *I've just reassessed your level of danger and craziness. I'm happy that you just feel like a lazy bum with no aspiration in life aside being a dick... If someone like you decided to incite war...*
TheDevilBrain : *You had (have ? even scarier thought) access to 'The System', and apparently you even have enough knowledge to tinker with it and you decide to put a taboo on the name of the villain of a kid book ...? I'm also happy that you're not a power hungry battle maniac.*
Red_Troll : *It is good that you finally acknowledge me as your superior in your heart of heart. I'm happy you finally reached illumination and discovered the truth of life : I'm the best."
Zaz69 : *◴_◶*
TheDevilBrain : *no comment*
Red_Troll : *sooooo, what's the next challenge ? Because unlike YOU, I need a new one, cause you know... You still haven't found out who I am... Oh wait ! My servant is calling me, I'm having a victory meal apparently. Not that you'd know what that is.
Ciao losers.
PS : if you're too sad of having another name banned for you Ajuka, try to find comfort with the pile of porn book you'll find at your doorstep. They should be good, I took then from Azazel new secret stash.*
* a few minutes later *
Zaz69 : *We REALLY need to find out who he is... And Damn, I can't believe he stole from me AGAIN ! Is my safe his bookshelf or something*
TheDevilBrain : *He's good, but every one makes mistakes. He'll make one too, and when he will... we'll make him pay...*
Zaz69 : *Though, I have to admit that despite his annoying attitude, our discussion are mostly fun. It's pretty nice to have a place to rebound ideas, or simply relax. But you're right in the end. He'll have to pay...*
