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Xu Wendong acquired a dual cultivation technique called the Dragon Phoenix Creation Art, setting forth on an extraordinary life unlike any other.

The funniest harem cultivation is here! (No NTR) Visit the Wikia link: https://the-romantic-cultivator.fandom.com/wiki/Ji_Yuan Sword Saint Ji Yuan, a 'genius' sword cultivator has just breakthrough to the lofty seventh realm saint level after a period of 100 years. When he returns to his celestial clan where he was once the sect leader, he has found out that many things have changed. The worst thing had happened to him; he had lost his beautiful beard and in the Desolate Celestial Fraternity, a beardless cultivator is to be scorned and despised! This is a cultivation story of an unromantic cultivator surviving in a cultivation world full of geniuses, blessed sons and daughters of heavens, not forgetting cultivation cheats and evil dual cultivators. There are also plenty of mysteries in this story and endless twists, you can only read it to believe it! Join Ji Yuan, a typical arrogant young master and an anti-hero of his cultivation on his epic quest to become a 'Romantic Cultivator' in the dangerous world of cultivation as he explored its mysteries. In the Desolote Celestial Fraternity, there are 3 powerful forbidden palaces, the Evil Cultvation Palace, the Hundred Flower Divine Palace and the Water Melody Palace. Also there are 12 major celestial sects, the 7 major orthodox celestial sects and the 5 major unorthodox celestial sects. There are a total of seven celestial levels in order to cultivate as a celestial cultivator; Practitioner, Master Practitioner, Enlighten Celestial, Immortal Celestial, Golden Celestial, Golden Supremacy and Sacred Saint.

After grandpa passed away, Yang Chen was left without support in the countryside, so he went to Peach Blossom County to seek help from his stepmother. However, due to losing his rationality while practicing the Cultivation Technique, he ended up violating his sister… "Bastard, take it out now, don't leave it inside, I'll get pregnant!"

<p><strong>*He was the super soldier king of Dragon Battle Team, This time he had come to Jinghai City on a mission. </strong></p><p>Facing the pure and prideful daughter, the sexy school beauty, as well as the temptation of the city&#x27;s various benefits, he took his mission to heart. </p><p>A hot-blooded man should strengthen himself. He must protect his family and protect his country to be loyal and kind! "</p><p>But who said the hero can not both have honor and beauties, Let us see could him finish his mission and have the beauties in his arm?</p>

After meeting an unfortunate death on earth, Sigrid unwillingly transmigrated into a novel world becoming Lady Sigrid Thorin the unwanted wife of the crown prince. She resigned herself to her fate and set a goal to become the empress. But to become the future empress, she had to gain the heart of her husband_the foul tempered Prince Roland Maximus a man that loathed her and would sooner kill her than kiss her. While his heart was too thin for her to squeeze into, it was rather wide for the woman he brought home on returning from a three month expedition, a woman he had sworn to protect forever. The same woman Sigrid was on a mission to destroy, an irreconcilable enemy. With misunderstandings, scheming and jealousy, thus begun Sigrid's trials to win the heart of the man that had undeniably captivated her with his dazzling smile and her mission step over the fake female lead, be crowned empress and change her fate. Excerpt. "A knife to the throat of your husband that has just returned from war, what do you hope to accomplish crown princess?" Sigrid's eyes trailed down, to the silver blade pressed against her abdomen, she raised her head and laughed snidely. "A knife to the belly of your wife as soon as you return from war, other men start by saying, honey i am home. They also don't bring home unwanted canaries as presents for their wives." Roland leaned down with a part smug and part angry smoldering look in his eyes. It was if he wished to set her on fire, and not in the passionate way. "Honey i am home." he slowly said, dragging the words out. Sigrid trailed the knife slowly over his neck, almost as if she was caressing it with her fingers. "Welcome back, i hope you don't mind but i intend to kill that canary. If you want to bring me a gift next time, try gold and diamonds. I can also accept you, just wrap a ribbon around your bare chest."

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Ep; "Yeah but can't we do that some other time?" When he frowned grumpily and didn't say a word, she smiled and cupped his face, "My handsome boy, I promise to go out with you some other time. Max is left alone with Maggie, how's she gonna cope with that babysitting all alone?" "I know but–okay, when next are you coming." "Well let's say–" "Tomorrow." He quickly suggested. Holding her both hands in his, he kissed them, "Please, visit me tomorrow." P.S; Credit to cover owner.

Hidup Lareina Pramudita dan Leander Arsenio berubah sejak kemunculan gosip yang mereka timbulkan sendiri. Hidup keduanya seolah tak berhenti disorot media, hingga membuat Mama mereka yang bermusuhan mulai jengah. Mama mereka mulai sibuk mencarikan calon agar gosip Rein dan Lean menghilang. Akankah gosip yang ditimbulkan hilang kala mereka sama-sama mendapat pasangan? Atau sebuah gosip baru akan bermunculan? This is Romantic Scandal.

(Mature Content 18+) Ryshaka Syailendra memegang jabatan sebagai seorang General Manager di sebuah perusahaan multinasional, sifatnya yang cenderung suka mengritik melibatkan dirinya dengan pertikaian konyol antara dirinya dan asistennya sendiri, karena semua argumen yang ia keluarkan akan dimuntahkan kembali oleh Aletha yang mempunyai watak defensif yang bertentangan dengannya. "Apapun yang saya lakukan, anda tidak berhak untuk ikut campur!" Ucap Aletha dengan nada suara yang berapi-api. Mampukah Ryshaka melunakkan hati Aletha yang keras, karena sepertinya ia mulai terpikat oleh pesonanya. Namun disaat Aletha mulai luluh dengan semua perhatian Ryshaka, masalalu pria itu perlahan mulai terkuak. Meninggalkan banyak tanya pada benak Aletha. Siapakah sebenarnya sosok wanita yang ada pada figura foto yang sudah 2 tahun lamanya disimpan oleh Ryshaka? Ini adalah kisah tentang Aletha dan Ryshaka, yang romansanya terbentur oleh jati diri yang disimpan rapat-rapat oleh keduanya. #Cover edit by Pinterest

She secretly married a superstar; however, their marital status was kept in public knowledge. She loved him like a dog, so loyal, so shameless, but he kept pushing her away only for his selfish reason to take revenge against her mother. After their divorce, she accidentally slept with a handsome stranger who's blue-eyes were exuding extreme sex appeal, drawing her into an unavoidable fatal attraction. He was so calm and gentle, promising her eternal happiness. 'Ms. Cathryn Riley, will you marry me?" His expression was serious and sincere. The man's slender fingers held a very delicate and beautiful red velvet round box; inside it was an exquisite diamond ring. Scared emotionally, she responded to him, 'I have divorced once. I hope you won't make me divorce for a second time again." Keith smiled and replied softly, 'My world has never been centered on anyone. But in the days to come, my world is centered on you." She was touched that she just couldn't help shedding tears of happiness. Being with him brought everlasting joy, and his eternal promise replaced her suffering from the failed marriage.