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Nina Sinclair had the worst luck for eight lifetimes. Her boyfriend of three years was getting married, but the bride wasn’t her, and he even wanted her to attend the wedding? In a fit of anger, she found a man to fake a marriage. She planned to have him impersonate the mysterious billionaire uncle of her scumbag boyfriend who was on a business trip, aiming to crush the cheating couple by attending the wedding as his aunt! After getting the fake marriage certificate, Nina discovered she had been deceived. The marriage certificate was real, and the driver husband from the fake marriage turned into her real husband. That man even demanded she fulfill wifely duties! To slap the scumbag in the face, Nina had no choice but to brace herself. Unexpectedly, the husband she picked up on the go had good kidneys, a strong waist, loved her, spoiled her, and even helped her teach the scumbags a lesson, almost spoiling her rotten! Later, she discovered that whenever the billionaire went on a business trip, her bargain husband disappeared. The media snapped a photo of the billionaire with a globally unique pink diamond necklace, which appeared on her dressing table the next day… Could it be that her bargain husband was actually the billionaire himself?! Nina Sinclair: “Explain yourself!” The man walked over and wrapped his arms around her waist, “Calm down, my dear wife, don’t let it affect the baby.”

She had three younger brothers, the first two were not related to her by blood, but the last shared the same mother but different fathers. The first younger brother hated her. The second younger brother resented her. The third younger brother avoided her. She smiled. The first younger brother didn't know she had almost died for him at the freezing seashore. The second younger brother didn't know she had allowed the whole world to misunderstand her as a great sinner for his sake. The third younger brother didn't know that, in the last year of her life, she counted down the days for him every day. Later, the first younger brother with teary eyes, clutched her frantically and said, "If you were to die, I would die with you." The second younger brother knelt before her, clutching at the hem of her garment, "I beg you... please don't leave me behind again, alright?" The third younger brother, wanting to give all his blood to her, "Sister, how about trading my life for yours?"

[Revenge • Power Couple • Sweet & Savage] Qi Yuan died on the altar of her own love—watching the man she adored marry another. As her soul slipped away, one figure stormed the chapel: Shen Family’s untouchable heir, eyes scarlet, cradling her body like shattered glass. Then she is reborn on her wedding night with Shen Family’s heir. Debt list: every blade that cut her, every smile that watched her fall—paid in blood. Collateral: the man who once buried her dignity now buries enemies for her. By day, he is ice— “Divorce? You speak when I allow it.” By night, he is fire— “Stay, or I’ll chain the world to keep you.” Qi Yuan came for vengeance; she stayed for the storm that answers only to her.

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As a nobody in the entertainment industry, Tong Gui, was plagued with scandals. Haters clamoured for her to get out of the industry, passersby warned 'beware of fire, theft, and Tong Gui', and it was said that Su Tu, a big gun in the industry and also her ex-husband, wanted her blacklisted. Later, Tong Gui accidentally won awards of 'Dance King', 'Song King', and even got promoted to 'Queen of Film'. The entire internet mocked her as someone who slept her way to the top. At this time, a suspicious photo of Su Tu forcefully kissing Tong Gui against a tree went viral online. The haters were in turmoil: I would rather die on the spot, there is no way this is my idol. Tong Gui urgently clarified: The photo is misleading, I don't know Mr Su well. But Su Tu posted old wedding photos with Tong Gui: You don't know your ex-spouse well? Are you trying to get me involved without taking responsibility? Hence, the headline exploded: Shocking! Tong Gui's ex-husband is Su Tu! Tong Gui can't explain it anymore: Everybody, Mr. Su is just my ex-husband. The next day, Su Tu made a surprise visit to the film set, and the scene of his live-streamed marriage proposal was a sensation......

Megan Kane transmigrated into a book, where her role is unmistakably that of the villainess. However, unfortunately, she has no intention of changing. She just wants to destroy everyone equally. From then on, Megan Kane roasts everyone and everything, elegantly and calmly winning verbal battles against all. As for that bullshit called love, she wants nothing to do with it. Jason Forrester traps her in his arms, "Don't you love me anymore?" "I love your mother's ass." Megan Kane was dying to kick the male lead in front of her away. But Jason Forrester replied, "Woman, you want to meet my mom? Are you that desperate to marry me?" Megan Kane's face turned pale with rage, "Are you insane?" Jason Forrester sealed her lips with a kiss, "Well, I'm about to take my medicine."

Ever since James Barrington the third was a small child, he hated being told what to do. Yes, he was a rebel, a wild child. His mother died when he was in his teens, barely fourteen and his father… Well, suffice to say, he tried his best to tame James, make him into his image. He failed. Miserably. The more he pushed, the more James pulled. Then there was his grandfather. James’ father was his clone. To top it all off, he was the only child. The heir to the Barrington billions. Now his grandfather and father were setting an ultimatum. Give up his philandering and wild ways, get married and take over Barrington Enterprises. Or face being disinherit-ed. Even arranged for him to meet Marcy Davenport, eldest daughter of Richard Davenport, one of the richest and most influential families in Westwood. He loved his freedom he was twenty-six for heaven sakes. So, James being the rebel he was, promised himself to marry the first woman he runs into who didn’t know him from a bar of soap, just to shut the old men up. Destiny Johnson is a girl from the other side of the track. Growing up in a poor neighborhood, Destiny was used to having very little. Now she lives in a trailer park and works at a convenience store. James sets out to turn her into the perfect girl to impress his grandfather and father, the James’s as he calls them. But as he tries to change Destiny to fit his mold, she is slowly changing his universe around. With her different outlook on the world, she slowly reels James in, making him into the man he was meant to be. Call it fate or call it Karma… An accidental meeting changed both their lives in an instant.

This work is set in a alternate universe so there is some different settings so don't be suprised. Twenty-seven-year-old Rahul was living the ultimate modern nightmare: drowning in EMIs, working a soul-crushing corporate job, and dealing with a girlfriend who viewed him as a personal ATM. When she demands a massive fifty lakh rupee security deposit just to marry him, Rahul finally wakes up. He dumps her on the spot, quits his job, sells his cramped suburban flat, and decides to actually live for himself. His grand plan? Fly to Dhaka, Bangladesh, and become a famous travel vlogger. There is just one tiny problem. Within ten minutes of landing, his wallet is stolen, leaving him completely stranded and penniless in a chaotic foreign city. But just as he is about to panic, a strange, incredibly overpowered system awakens in his mind: the Karma Succubus Attribute. Suddenly, his face is upgraded to literal perfection, and he gains the passive ability to irresistibly attract women wherever he goes. Even better, the system rewards him with points and crazy upgrades for forming romantic connections. Armed with a vlogging camera, zero cash, and a face that makes local receptionists forget how to breathe, Rahul sets out to survive his first day. What starts as a desperate attempt to charm his way into a free lunch quickly spirals into a hilarious, globe-trotting adventure. He is leaving his stressful life behind and embracing a completely absurd, fun-filled journey as an international heartthrob. Grab a seat and watch as Rahul fumbles his way to superstardom, navigating crazy travel mishaps and an ever-growing crowd of lovestruck fans, all while capturing it on camera for the world to see.

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this is a story of a innocent and sweet girl of 17years old girl EVA. she is a cheerful and bright student..... but after her father 's death , one day suddenly there was a knock at the door...... #knock## knock # she opened the door and there was a tall and handsome man at40 standing front of her. his eyes were same as her deep green. EVA: who are you sir?? MAN: I am Mr. xi luxian, I am your father. ? EVA: ???????sorry sir. but I think today is not Aprilful day. ? after some days later another knock. #knock# #knock # EVA: who are u? BOY: oh come on sis.i am your brother. EVA:?????? ..... ...... ...... after some years later. everything is changes.. there are no innocence in her life. no hope, no love, only one thing....... but this is a mystery..... but fate changes?????????? there are another knock. EVA: now who are you? MAN:i am your husband, my wife ???? EVA:??????????? MAN:sister someone at the door. plz open the door. EVA: no I will not open the door again in future. MAN:??????? ...... ....... ....... plz enjoy the most beautiful and romantic love story. there are a hidden love between father and daughter, silent Love between sisters and teasing love between them......... who is he?...... ???that is also a mystery. ..... ..... ..... so feel all emotions and add yourself with EVA's journey. plz comment and vote for story. this is my first novel. I hope you don't mind my mistakes. update time: everyday. mass release depends on votes and time???