stupid knock knock jokes

This is an Isekai styled story, written from the point of view of the protagonist. Discover the secret of the new, unknown world with Peter, as he sets his first steps in an empty, ruined city. Meet new people from all around the globe. Fight, laugh, and cry.

Hello WebNovel Readers, "Your Potty Partner" is the new-age way to get your daily dose of Adult humor, anytime, anywhere - with WebNovel's easy-to-use app and website. Don’t blush: 80 percent of the mobile users admit to using their phones in the bathroom. 'Add This Book to your collection' - for your next bathroom visit: check out the latest added Jokes to pass the time during your next extended reign on the throne. These adult jokes are guaranteed to put a cheeky smile on your face. You can also share your own jokes in the "comments section - below the chapters". Have Fun!! -------------- Yang Studio is a writers’ circle which is a support group for writers who wish to be among like-minded people. If you want to start writing and are looking for inspiration, this circle is for you. Books published on WebNovel are works of the respective writers from the circle. For reporting any content, readers can contact us. --------------

Lionel adalah CEO Muda sukses, Tampan namun dingin sikapnya. Ia memiliki banyak musuh akibat persaingan tak sehat di antara dirinya dan para pebisnis lainnya, tak jarang Lionel babak belur akibat pertarungan dengan orang-orang suruhan musuhnya dan membuat Mama Farah tak tega melihat putra semata wayangnya terluka hingga tak sadarkan diri. Mama Farah langsung membuat keputusan, memanggil wanita muda usia di bawah Lionel yang bernama Ayumi. Mama Farah menunjuk Ayumi sebagai bodyguard Lionel, tugas utama Ayumi hanya menjaga putra semata wayangnya itu. Namun agaknya Lionel tetap tak setuju, apalagi bodyguardnya seorang perempuan yang Lionel pikir hanya akan merepotkan dirinya bukan malah membantu dirinya dalam menghadapi musuh-musuh di luaran sana.

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Dark Jokes so dark that you,ll need a flashlight to read them

Clara was a brilliant scientist, wife to the charming Nathaniel, and a loving sister—until the day she ignored her sister’s warning. Trusting her best friend was the biggest mistake of her life. It cost her everything—her marriage, her family, and even her future. But fate gives her an impossible gift: a second chance. Reborn years in the past before she lost everything, Clara refuses to repeat her mistakes. This time, she’ll repair her relationship with her husband, protect her sister, and maybe deliver a few satisfying slaps to her treacherous best friend for good measure. Yet as she peels back the layers of her family’s mysterious disappearance, Clara discovers that not all betrayals come from outside—and the truth buried in her past might be far darker than she ever imagined. She doesn't slap her best friend till later in the chapter and she also slaps her emotionally not just physically.

this is a story of a innocent and sweet girl of 17years old girl EVA. she is a cheerful and bright student..... but after her father 's death , one day suddenly there was a knock at the door...... #knock## knock # she opened the door and there was a tall and handsome man at40 standing front of her. his eyes were same as her deep green. EVA: who are you sir?? MAN: I am Mr. xi luxian, I am your father. ? EVA: ???????sorry sir. but I think today is not Aprilful day. ? after some days later another knock. #knock# #knock # EVA: who are u? BOY: oh come on sis.i am your brother. EVA:?????? ..... ...... ...... after some years later. everything is changes.. there are no innocence in her life. no hope, no love, only one thing....... but this is a mystery..... but fate changes?????????? there are another knock. EVA: now who are you? MAN:i am your husband, my wife ???? EVA:??????????? MAN:sister someone at the door. plz open the door. EVA: no I will not open the door again in future. MAN:??????? ...... ....... ....... plz enjoy the most beautiful and romantic love story. there are a hidden love between father and daughter, silent Love between sisters and teasing love between them......... who is he?...... ???that is also a mystery. ..... ..... ..... so feel all emotions and add yourself with EVA's journey. plz comment and vote for story. this is my first novel. I hope you don't mind my mistakes. update time: everyday. mass release depends on votes and time???

[Hello everyone, I will be on HIATUS. Please don't buy the privilege until I'm back.] “No! I don’t want to die and give you my money!” “I will die with you so you don’t have to worry!” At the last moment of his life, the stingy and stupid Shao Chen still considered his money and felt relieved after knowing that other people won’t use his money. His soul flew away with peace but…. ‘Hm? I’m still alive?!’ --- He was transmigrated into a pretty man’s body name Yao Yusheng. Without knowing why, his new family was murdered by the emperor and he decided to go into the palace as a harem girl to get revenge. But, even though he had managed to go inside the palace…. ‘What is harem?’ ‘What should I do to get my revenge?’ ‘What exactly is revenge about?’ How did Shao Chen get his revenge without any clue about it? --- This is a story about a stupid and stingy man that transmigrated into a pretty man’s body and the emperor of the kingdom Xin who was easily blinded with love. A story full of the MC foolishness while trying to get his revenge against the emperor which giving headaches to everyone around him and some mysteries behind the nobles. This is my first time writing in English and I’m still learning so please give me constructive feedback. -- Check my other stories: - This is Your Baby, Mr. Incubus! [BL] (Indonesian) Follow me on: IG: aoishana8 Discord: AoiShana8#5682

"Congratulations, Host! Your mission is to survive, thrive, and make the Villain Duke fall in love with you!" Ivy Everhart, a bookstore owner with a passion for bad endings, would have preferred to stay dead after getting shot. Instead, she wakes up as the other Ivy—the pathetic, hated canon fodder wife destined to be executed by the world’s most ruthless man: Duke Lucien Ashburn. According to the original plot, the Duke is supposed to cast her aside and end her life. According to Ivy? Not on her watch. Armed with nothing but a sassy, glitchy system and zero survival skills, Ivy decides to trade her "spoiled noblewoman" act for maximum chaos. She isn't just trying to survive; she’s trying to rewrite the script. The problem? The Duke isn't playing along. Lucien was supposed to be cold, brooding, and indifferent. Instead, he’s watching her every move with a terrifying, possessive intensity that definitely wasn't in the original book. Between accidentally flirting with the villain and surviving assassination attempts from the plot itself, Ivy realizes that staying alive is hard—but staying away from the man who was supposed to kill her is proving to be impossible. Survival Rule #1: Avoid the plot. Survival Rule #2: Steal the Duke's heart. Survival Rule #3: Try not to die in the process.

Adrian had lived with one secret for as long as he could remember. He could see ghosts. Ignoring them was the only reason he had survived this long. Then, one rainy night, a notification appeared on his phone. Can you see ghosts? Before he could answer, another message arrived. Verification complete. Your first mission has been assigned. From that moment on, Adrian is forced into a hidden world where every mission is a nightmare, every ghost is bound by an obsession, and every choice comes with a price. Complete the missions, and the curse that has haunted him since childhood will finally disappear. At least… that’s what the app promises. The app knows more than it should. And somewhere in the darkness, someone who once walked the same path as Adrian is waiting. In a world where the dead never knock… What answers your door?