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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"
Games
601 Chs
To His Hell and Back

To His Hell and Back

Sold by her father, Bella short for Arabella, was forced to live a life as a slave that would entertain the guests of the castle. The job of slaves were merely to be humiliated and to have as feast once they became a boring creature toward the guests. Arabella with her fierce attitude had only caused more trouble than good, although that helped her from being feasted by the vampires until her body dried up, the vampires also enjoy in harming her, toying with her, hoping to see that one day she would break. However she had caught the wrong attention by those crimson gaze, eventually being the toy of the one and only Mad Crown Prince of Versailles. Eventually this interest only cause her to be more tangled by the twisted and thorny battle for the Throne. Will eventually Bella concede and accept the Mad crown prince? Or will she finally succeed in running away from his grasp. Why her? *** excerpt*** Arabella felt her wrists stung as the shackle around her wrist jingled from the sudden pull. She then met with the icy red eyes that brood down upon her appearance, drinking into every inch of her figure as if he was studying her, even to how those breaths escaped her lips. "I thought we had bonded over the days we have spent together, Bella," he sang, his bright scarlet eyes betraying the singing tone he had used as it had grown so dark and filled with anger. "Yet you left so quickly as soon as I opened the castle gate." Bella gritted her teeth, her eyes glaring at him as she defiantly shook his hand off her face, "I can remind you if you have forgotten it, Your Majesty, I am kept here against my wish." Cassius' smile faded as he stared at her. The sudden pin-drop silence filled her nerves with tension as she found his smileless face the most terrifying sight. She had always known his fearsome side however, it felt scarier tonight. Bella tried to endure how loud her heart had raced against her chest, gathering her breaths together even though it remained shallow in his presence. "So cold," he muttered, his tone trying to tease her, but she could see the raw anger crossing his eyes. "You cannot run from me. Not after what we've done. Not after what you promised." Her heart faltered. She wasn't supposed to stay in this castle; she knew that the royal palace was filled with those vampire monsters who would kill for their desire, simply to have fun. She knew she should never give her heart to any of these monsters, and she had once believed she would never. But that was until Cassius came. She had made that promise because her heart had betrayed her, and she wished that she had never uttered that promise. Promises she had made to him on the call of love. Yet deep within her, a part of her still crave for him. "You're not the first one I have broken my promises with," she gritted her teeth and looked up at him, "I broke my promise the way you broke yours first, isn't it fair?" "Fair? Then was everything a lie, Arabella?" he murmured, his hands cupping her face, forcing her to meet his eyes. "You were mine the moment you entered my castle. And you will be mine until the very end." She gulped as his eyes shone underneath the moonlight, his gaze unforgiving over her, exposing his wild hunger. Her breath caught, her pulse quickening. "A human and a vampire should have never stayed together. They were all right." "I don't care," he spoke through his clenched jaw. "You're going to remain here by my side forever."
Fantasy
548 Chs
An angel‘s road to hell

An angel‘s road to hell

What happens if the one transcendent being that cares for mortals fell and got a second chance in a world full of magic, intrigue and possibly even friendships? Does the past determine the future or are we all able to pick our own destiny? An angel, one of the two nigh immortal species in existence, has been hunted and killed by his own kind because he wasn’t prepared to watch silently while his people followed their own desires to whatever end. When, against all odds, he opened his eyes again, he was someone else, his past and powers hidden deep within him. On an ancient world, with advanced magic but medieval technology, he was reborn as Cassandra Pendragon, the youngest daughter of one of the five royal families on Boseiju, the home of the fox tribe, the kitsune. As she grew up, who she was and who she had been, started shaping her future. Forgotten friends and unknown enemies began knocking at her door and while she struggled to find her way between the past and the present, the winds of war were already blowing across her home. I‘ll try to publish at least 2 chapters a week, probably more. The first story arc is pretty much mapped out. Should be around 150 or 160 chapters for the first volume (it’s taking much longer than I expected) and the second one is nearly finished as well. Try it, it should be one hell of a ride. One more thing: the first two chapters are more or less a prologue and if you want to, you can skip them, I wouldn’t recommend it, though. The writing style as well as the perspective shifts dramatically, afterwards. As for trigger warnings: it’s going to get gory from time to time, and the MC often has to pay a toll in blood. Additionally there are -mildly- sexualised scenes, once in a while, but nothing graphic. Lastly, somewhen webnovel changed the description box from female lead to female oriented. It’s mandatory and I can’t change it either way but I have no clue if the book is catering male or female preferences. I hope the description above makes up for whatever confusion it might cause.
Fantasy
476 Chs
What is the theme of the 'Amen Hell Yeah' comic?
The theme of the 'Amen Hell Yeah' comic is quite complex. It might touch on themes of perseverance, hope, and the search for meaning. But again, it's subjective and can vary from person to person.
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2025-04-19 02:43
Is the song 'Hell Yeah' by Hush based on a true story?
I'm not sure. It's hard to tell if it's based on a true story. Maybe it's inspired by real events, but it could also be purely fictional.
2 answers
2024-10-03 07:33
Does Woody say 'Hell yeah' in Toy Story?
No, as far as I can remember, Woody doesn't say 'Hell yeah' in Toy Story. His dialogues are usually more kid-friendly and not that kind of expression.
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2024-12-14 19:54
Mayday, yeah yeah
I'm not sure about the specific content of your question about "Mayday". If you want to know the basic situation of Mayday, Mayday is a Chinese rock band from Taiwan. It was formed on March 29, 1997. The members include Wen Shangyi (Monster), Chen Xinhong (Ashin), Shi Jinhang (Stone), Cai Shengyan (Marsha), and Liu Yanming (Guanyou). They released nine studio albums, held thousands of concerts, and won many awards. If it's something else about Mayday, please clarify. The novel,"July Flower Fragrance", is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-01-10 04:16
What is the significance of 'yeah yeah yeah cartoon dog'?
Honestly, 'yeah yeah yeah cartoon dog' seems pretty ambiguous. Maybe it refers to a particular character's catchphrase or is part of a unique story within a niche cartoon. But without more context, it's hard to say for sure.
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2025-06-09 15:09
What is the meaning of 'cartoon dog yeah yeah yeah'?
I have no idea what it could mean. Maybe it's just a random phrase or some sort of nonsense expression.
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2025-05-22 16:07
What kind of dog cartoons are represented by 'yeah yeah yeah'?
I have no definite idea. It could potentially be dog cartoons where the dogs make those sounds frequently, or it might just be a random title with no direct connection to the content of the cartoons.
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2025-05-06 03:25
What's so special about the 'Kite Man Hell Yeah' comic?
The 'Kite Man Hell Yeah' comic stands out because of its compelling characters and the way it builds tension. The world-building is top-notch, and it has a great mix of adventure and drama.
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2025-05-29 01:01
What are the novels about the red skeleton returning to hell?
I recommend " Hell's Apartment ". This is a great horror novel written by Black Tinder. It was cursed upon entering the apartment, and only the chosen ones could see it. Once they became residents, the mission written in blood on the wall would come. They would have to follow the instructions and stay in the terrifying place for a long time. When they came back, they would have to wait for the next time. It was a variant of the infinite style, creating its own terrifying scene. It was filled with ghost, horror, and curse elements. The atmosphere was tense and exciting. The group portrait was very successful, and the dungeon was cleverly set up. The sense of horror was all based on stimulating the imagination, and it could scare people into nightmares. Although the ending was a little unsatisfying, it was still a good work and had four stars. There was also Black Tinder's Death Curse Island, which was the follow-up to Hell's Apartment. In order to extend his life and enter the world of the dead, Xu Yun had to go through terrifying exams and work to earn money to buy soul candles. Later on, he met the protagonist of " Hell's Apartment ", Li Yin. This was the apartment's tenth bloody mission. Even though it was a bit of a failure, the plot was interesting and the atmosphere was terrifying. Master Mei's " How to Find a Place " was a social mystery novel. There was a hidden story behind the female chairman's fall from the building, and the process of the criminal police investigating the truth was also self-redemption. In Duke Red Lotus's " Dark Skeleton King," the main character had transmigrated to the world of Diablo. He could only summon skeletons, but he could mutate them and summon all kinds of skeleton kings. Even though the later stages were a little off, it was still pretty good in Diablo Doujin novels. Young Master Peng's " Uncle Nine, Bring Me Along " was a story of the main characters Lin Shiyi and Uncle Nine in a modern setting. It did not cross over, did not have a harem, had a high IQ, and had a big imagination. The newcomer had written it very well. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-04-06 15:19
What does the cartoon dog that says 'yeah yeah yeah' represent?
It could represent a dog that's being agreeable or excited.
2 answers
2025-04-17 10:38
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