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【Double C1V1】A certain gossip magazine exposed that the newly crowned actress Mu Yan spent the night at the villa of a certain already-married business mogul, accusing her of being a mistress intruding into someone else's family. Mu Yan posted on Weibo, "I went back to my own home, what business is it of yours?" Young Master Jiang from the Jiang Family, known for his immense power and noble grace in Upper City, reposted the Weibo, causing a city-wide uproar. At home, Mu Yan looked at the man beside her who kept refreshing her Weibo on her phone. "Since when did you learn to direct and act all by yourself?" The man was displeased, "You won't acknowledge me, and you won't let me fight for it myself?" Mu Yan, "..." She really couldn't tell who had been the domineering one forcing her to sign the marriage papers back then. If love were a poison, when he first met her, he was already poisoned to the core, with only her being the antidote. A secret love story in the entertainment industry.

The Luofeng Rising System allows him to see the desires list of any goddess who scores over 90 points. As long as he satisfies their desires list, he can obtain generous rewards. Desire list of the newlywed female host: 【1. It's tough being a new host, can someone tip me 100 bucks? I will give you my private contact info】 Ding! You tipped the host 100 yuan, fulfilled the host's desire list, and got a million-dollar luxury car exchange card. 【2. I want to move out of the dorm, it's inconvenient to broadcast live here】 Ding! You invited the female host to co-rent, satisfying her desire, and got a beauty enhancement. 【3. I want to find a boyfriend to learn how to act cute】 Ding! You successfully confessed to the Goddess, and got a Jump Money Card reward. Unknowingly, Luofeng had become the savior of the goddesses... 【Desire list of a grassroots goddess: I was laughed at for my 99 yuan purse, I really want to buy an LV】 【Desire list of a dance major goddess: My parents won’t allow me to date, it's been ten lonely years, I wish to find a comrade to keep secrets and solve my problems】 【Desire list of an aloof school beauty: Someone chase me, let me experience what it feels like to be pursued, and I'm really easy to chase, just take me out for dinner】 【Desire list of a popular female star: I'm already in my late twenties, I want a child】 Thousands of faces, every goddess has a unique hidden desire in her heart. Luofeng, using this cheat, begins to successfully handle the goddesses. Even the most noble ones seemed transparent before him. Alternate titles of this book are: "I'm not really a warm guy, please spare me little sisters", "I just want to shear rewards", "I understand women's hearts"

SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with F- grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce". Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality. One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully. Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!) Rating: “PG” => No One 17 and Under Permitted ___ • Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously. • All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated. • The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨ • Read and you won't regret* *Disclaimer: 50% probability.

Kata siapa move on itu gampang?? Agni dan Alka sama-sama ingin melupakan masa lalu mereka. Berusaha lari dan menghindar untuk melupakan justru kuduanya dipertemukan kembali dengan bagian masa lalu yang merupakan sumber persakitan, sekaligus pemilik hati mereka. Bertekad move on keduanya membuat list untuk bisa sembuh dan melepas masa lalu, siapa yang tau dalam perjalanan melakukan misi move on ini keduanya terus diusik hingga kesuksesan untuk berhasil lepas dari masa lalu kian menipis. Apakah Agni akan kembali jatuh dan mempercayakan hatinya pada seorang yang mengecewakannya dimasa lalu ? Lalu apakah Alka akan memberikan kesempatan kudua kala dilema dan cinta itu sukar untuk dihindarkan ?

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

One sunny day, Shen Jingwei, a Z-list actor, received an opportunity to attend an open-call audition the very next day. It was for the role of an antagonist in a new BL C-Drama, "Dance Of The Dragons", which was adapted from a novel of the same title. He agreed to join the audition due to several factors, among which his manager's threat to jump off the 20th floor, his dire need for money, and also the fact that his rank in the film industry could not go any lower. One look at the panel of judges made him want to turn on his heel to leave, but it was all too late. Because who would expect the poor Z-List actor to meet his mortal enemy/ex-boyfriend, Yan Renzhong, the A-List Actor responsible for his decline long before he even learned how to fly? ------------------ "You and I... are playing a couple of lovers, who will go on to get married and have children with each other." Shen Jingwei could sense blood coming up his throat. What was the point of saying it out loud, again? "Yes," he forced himself to agree nonetheless. Yan Renzhong pinned him with a stare. "We have unresolved issues from the past. I hope you won't let them affect your and my performance in the drama. Act the professional you are supposed to be." "..." "And don't call me 'Emperor Yan' anymore." Yan Renzhong left after delivering one blow after another, not even waiting to see if Shen Jingwei succumbed to his injuries or not. What? Whattt? Whattttttttt?

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

Warning!!! Rate M untuk adegan dewasa dan kata-kata kasar. Bekerja di sebuah penerbitan besar dan ternama adalah suatu kebanggaan tersendiri bagi Inggrid. Tapi kalau owner penerbitnya adalah Mikael Dewangga? Inggrid harus punya stok kesabaran yang banyak. Inggrid sadar, sejak awal ia mengirim lamaran ke Orange Publishing adalah suatu kesalahan besar. Tapi jika itu berarti ia tidak akan bertemu dengan mantan keparatnya, Inggrid rela harus berhadapan dengan orang paling menyebalkan bernama Mikael Dewangga, tetangga yang merangkap menjadi bosnya itu!! "Sudah puas menggerayangi tubuhku?" "Aku ... itu ... maksudku ..." "Menyusup ke dalam kamar seorang pria tengah malam begini, hormon mu pasti sedang naik pesat." "Apa? Heeey ... jaga bicaramu, ya!" . "Apa yang kau bawa? Tali? Kain? Kamera?" Mika mengerling nakal, "Aku lebih suka jadi dominan kalau kau ingin tahu." "Dasar pria sinting!"

Who said that the death of a person is akin to the extinguishing of a lamp; that all previous karmic ties would be severed. Raizel, the pinnacle cultivator of Terra made an oath to his dying junior martial brother to complete his To-do list. What was the big deal? It is definitely not as difficult as fighting the Devil King. That is till he saw the list. Plant a fire lotus flower in the Shuya Ice peak, Skinny dip in the Neva river, Save a beautiful poisoned female cultivator in the forest, win the most loved teacher in the school. How could he have forgotten the psycho that is his junior martial brother, Lucas? His journey to complete the To-do list takes him to various places and throws him into unique situations. He meets different characters and he discovers a hidden love so deep that it is almost painful. "I knew from the moment that I set my eyes on you that you were mine. Even if I have to fight Heavens to get you, even if I am sentenced to the 66 Hells; I would never regret loving you." This book is a slow burn romance. Would it be worth it in the end? Yes, I promise there would be enough smexy scenes for a massive nosebleed. Hope you enjoy!! #Book cover not mine.