One funny comic quote could be: 'I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure!'
Here's a good one: 'Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?' It always makes me chuckle. Sometimes the simplest word plays can be the funniest in comics.
One funny quote is from 'Pride and Prejudice' by Jane Austen: 'It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.' This line is humorous as it sets the satirical tone of the novel about the social expectations regarding marriage and wealth.
One famous quote is from 'V for Vendetta' - 'People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.' This quote has become quite iconic and is often used in discussions about power and freedom. In 'Sin City', there are some gritty quotes like 'It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.' which are very characteristic of the dark and violent world of the comic novel.
There's a story about Mark Twain. He once received a letter from a reader who said that he found a spelling mistake in one of Twain's books. Twain wrote back, 'I am so sorry about that. I must have been misspelled by the printer.' His humorous response turned the situation around in a clever way. Another example is Oscar Wilde. He was known for his witty quotes. One time he said, 'I can resist everything except temptation.' This simple yet profound statement is both funny and thought - provoking.
One funny quote could be 'I don't want to be alive, but I don't really want to die either. I'm just kind of... stuck.' It shows the complex and relatable state of the main character's mind in a humorous yet poignant way.
Well, there's this one: 'Venom says, I'm not just a symbiote, I'm a symbiote with a sense of humor!'. It shows Venom's self-awareness and playfulness.
There's also 'The best stories are the ones that are told over and over again, until they become legends. And then they start to sound like lies.' This is funny as it shows how a story can transform over time through retelling. What begins as an interesting anecdote can become so exaggerated that it seems untrue, yet that's part of the charm of storytelling.
Well, 'You sit on a throne of lies!' is also quite funny. It's said in a rather dramatic way in the story, and it makes you picture this big confrontation about the truth of Santa Claus. The way it's delivered adds a touch of humor to the whole Christmas lore.
There's a great quote: 'Stories are the naughty children of our thoughts. They run wild and do unexpected things.' This implies that stories can be unpredictable and unruly in a funny way. And 'A story is a puzzle. Sometimes you lose a piece and end up with a really strange picture, but it's still a story.' This shows that even if a story has some flaws or missing parts, it can still be an interesting and unique experience.
One funny quote could be when the mice are trying to make Cinderella's dress and one of them says something like 'This is harder than stealing cheese!' It shows their comical take on a task that is quite important for Cinderella. Another could be when the stepsisters are arguing over who will try on the glass slipper first and say something silly like 'I'm the prettiest so I should go first!' Their vanity makes it a funny moment in the story.
The short story 'How Much Land Does a Man Need?' by Leo Tolstoy also has some interesting moments. Although it's more of a moral - centered story, the peasant's thoughts and actions can be seen as somewhat comical. For example, his greed - driven race to mark out as much land as he can, which is humorously tragic in a way.