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Fifty years ago, Dragon City transmigrated to the Other World. Alone in the world, they lifted the banner of Earth’s civilization and fought against the terrifying forces of the Other World. And in the end, Dragon City was destroyed. Then, Meng Chao was reborn after Dragon City was destroyed, and he returned to the time fifty years after Dragon City transmigrated to the Other World. But he was not alone, he returned with a system named Kindling, who told him that he can become stronger if he contributed to society. So Meng Chao swore that he would become stronger. In the beginning, he only wanted to make small contributions to the society by teaching them technology, martial arts, and skills from the future, and in the end, everything snowballed from there, and he found that… Earthlings were really insane.

Jing He, crown prince of the nine heavens, has to descend to the mortal realm to weather a human life full of vicissitudes. Each event carefully crafted by fate's scribe, Shun Tao, nothing should go wrong. Just that Qiu Ling, king of the dragon race, follows him. Incapable of watching his lover's suffering he intervenes and plunges the carefully scripted plot into chaos, resulting in a fate that none of them ever intended. A slightly humorous cultivation novel with a handsome yandere dragon, a god ready to quit his job by chapter 3 and a god-turned-mortal, who is still blissfully unaware of everything. Well, that's just how fate is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ You can find the revised version of this novel, as well as OMF's prequel "Romancing the Son of Heaven: The 69 Stratagems of Dragon King Qiu Ling", on my website www.yansusustories.com

"Lin Yi, I'm pregnant..." "Oh my God, triplets?" Lin Yi was immersed in boundless shock. "Ding! The Good Father System is officially activated!" "Newbie reward: A 400 square meter luxury villa in the city!" "Be nicer to your wife and children, and you'll have more chances to trigger rewards, oh!" Lin Yi was ecstatic. "Xue Mei, let's get married!"

Cinquant'anni fa, la Città del Drago è stata trasportata nell'Altro Mondo. Da sola in quel mondo, ha innalzato la bandiera della civiltà della Terra e ha combattuto contro le terrificanti forze dell'Altro Mondo. E alla fine, la Città del Drago è stata distrutta. Poi, Meng Chao è rinato dopo la distruzione della Città del Drago, ed è tornato al tempo cinquant'anni dopo che la Città del Drago era stata trasportata nell'Altro Mondo. Ma non era solo, è tornato con un sistema chiamato Accensione, che gli ha detto che poteva diventare più forte se avesse contribuito alla società. Così Meng Chao ha giurato che sarebbe diventato più forte. All'inizio, voleva solo dare piccoli contributi alla società insegnando tecnologia, arti marziali e abilità dal futuro, e alla fine, tutto è cresciuto a dismisura da lì, e ha scoperto che... i Terrestri erano davvero folli.

Yin Xun wanted to read a light-hearted novel, only to be tricked by the synopsis. It turns out that it was an abusive plot, with the male lead causing the female lead's family to fall apart, while he imprisoned her with domestic violence and subjected her to all sorts of torment... only for them to live happily ever after!Finishing the book, Yin Xun complained about the female lead: If I could transmigrate into the book, I will slap you in the face so that you would wake up! What an idiot! Bleurgh! And yet, she transmigrated into the book in the next instant and became the nonexistent sister of the female lead, leaving her speechless. Is it that costly to voice a complaint these days?! She had to transmigrate as payment?!Still, what happened had happened. Rolling up her sleeves, Yin Xun looked at her adorable family and prepared herself to torture the male lead... but at the next instant, her wish came true, as the first slap she gave was to the female lead!What do you mean, we're rich, and it was no skin off our back, so we don't need to give any compensation? This was the starting point of our downfall! Realizing that the female lead was a little skanky and very much deserved to be tormented, Yin Xun decided to straighten her out along with the male lead. Nonetheless, she wanted a trade empire for herself as well, since she couldn't allow her life to revolve around those two... but a certain big-shot got upset as her business began to take off: "What is more important? Me, or your ambition?"Yin Xun: "So, are you cutting ties with me?"Seeing that she did not get what he was saying, the big-shot sighed: "No."The path of wife-chasing was a long one for him!

"Lin Yi, ich bin schwanger..." "Oh mein Gott, Drillinge?" Lin Yi war in grenzenlosem Schock versunken. "Ding! Das Guter Vater System ist offiziell aktiviert!" "Neuling-Belohnung: Eine 400 Quadratmeter Luxusvilla in der Stadt!" "Sei netter zu deiner Frau und deinen Kindern, und du hast mehr Chancen, Belohnungen auszulösen, oh!" Lin Yi war überglücklich. "Xue Mei, lass uns heiraten!"

Yin Xun voulait lire un roman léger, mais elle a été trompée par le synopsis. Il s'avère que c'était une intrigue abusive, où le protagoniste masculin fait s'effondrer la famille de l'héroïne, tout en l'emprisonnant dans la violence domestique et la soumettant à toutes sortes de tourments... pour qu'ils vivent finalement heureux pour toujours ! Après avoir terminé le livre, Yin Xun s'est plainte de l'héroïne : Si je pouvais me réincarner dans le livre, je te giflerais pour que tu te réveilles ! Quelle idiote ! Beurk ! Et pourtant, l'instant d'après, elle s'est réincarnée dans le livre et est devenue la sœur inexistante de l'héroïne, la laissant sans voix. Est-ce si coûteux de se plaindre de nos jours ?! Elle a dû se réincarner en guise de paiement ?! Malgré tout, ce qui est fait est fait. Retroussant ses manches, Yin Xun regarda sa famille adorable et se prépara à torturer le protagoniste masculin... mais l'instant d'après, son souhait se réalisa, car la première gifle qu'elle donna fut à l'héroïne ! Qu'est-ce que tu veux dire, nous sommes riches, et ça ne nous coûte rien, donc nous n'avons pas besoin de donner de compensation ? C'était le point de départ de notre chute ! Réalisant que l'héroïne était un peu dévergondée et méritait bien d'être tourmentée, Yin Xun décida de la remettre dans le droit chemin, ainsi que le protagoniste masculin. Néanmoins, elle voulait également un empire commercial pour elle-même, car elle ne pouvait pas permettre que sa vie tourne autour de ces deux-là... mais un certain grand homme s'est fâché lorsque son entreprise a commencé à décoller : "Qu'est-ce qui est plus important ? Moi, ou ton ambition ?" Yin Xun : "Alors, tu romps les liens avec moi ?" Voyant qu'elle ne comprenait pas ce qu'il voulait dire, le grand homme soupira : "Non." Le chemin pour conquérir une épouse était long pour lui !

Yin Xun quería leer una novela ligera, solo para ser engañada por la sinopsis. Resulta que era una trama abusiva, en la que el protagonista masculino provocaba la ruina de la familia de la protagonista femenina, mientras la aprisionaba con violencia doméstica y la sometía a todo tipo de tormentos... ¡solo para que al final vivieran felices para siempre! Al terminar el libro, Yin Xun se quejó de la protagonista: "¡Si pudiera transmigrar al libro, te daría una bofetada para que despertaras! ¡Qué idiota! ¡Puaj!". Y, sin embargo, al instante siguiente transmigró al libro y se convirtió en la hermana inexistente de la protagonista, dejándola sin palabras. ¿¡Tan caro sale quejarse en estos días!? ¿¡Tuvo que transmigrar como pago!? Aun así, lo hecho, hecho estaba. Arremangándose, Yin Xun miró a su adorable familia y se preparó para torturar al protagonista masculino... ¡pero al instante siguiente, su deseo se hizo realidad, ya que la primera bofetada que dio fue a la protagonista femenina! ¿Qué quieres decir con que somos ricos y no nos costaba nada, así que no tenemos que dar ninguna compensación? ¡Este fue el punto de partida de nuestra ruina! Al darse cuenta de que la protagonista era un poco rastrera y merecía con creces ser atormentada, Yin Xun decidió enderezarla a ella junto con el protagonista masculino. No obstante, también quería un imperio comercial para sí misma, ya que no podía permitir que su vida girara en torno a esos dos... pero un cierto pez gordo se molestó cuando su negocio empezó a despegar: "¿Qué es más importante? ¿Yo, o tu ambición?". Yin Xun: "Entonces, ¿vas a cortar lazos conmigo?". Viendo que ella no entendía lo que él estaba diciendo, el pez gordo suspiró: "No.". ¡El camino para conquistarla fue largo para él!

Vor einem Jahrhundert stürzten kolossale Steinschwerter vom Himmel und bohrten sich tief in das Herz von achtundzwanzig Städten. So begannen die Schwertprüfungen. Welten gegen Welten, Spezies gegen Spezies, ausgetragen in einem separaten, einzigartigen Schlachtfeld-Reich, das dem größten schwertthematischen, Fraktion-gegen-Fraktion-MMORPG ähnelte, das je existierte. Level, Legendäre Ausrüstung, Versteckte Quests, Gilden, Territorien, Spawns, NPCs, Schwertfertigkeiten, Beute, die durch eine spezielle Währung Welten überwinden konnte … Nur diejenigen, die ihre Schwertmale erwecken können, wurden Klingengeborene genannt, Krieger ihrer Rasse. Bewaffnet mit Seelengebundenen Schwertern verschiedener Stufen, die über ihren Rang in der modernen Hierarchie entschieden, kämpften sie für das Fortbestehen ihrer Welten. Die Schlacht zu beenden, erwies sich jedoch als weitaus schwieriger als erwartet. Eine scheinbar unüberwindbare hundertjährige Pattsituation war die Folge. Das apokalyptische Ende verblasste schließlich aus den Köpfen aller, und ein Klingengeborener zu sein, wurde plötzlich zu einem Beruf. Manche behandelten die Schwertprüfungen sogar als reines Spiel. Schulen begannen, Schwertkunstkurse als Hauptfach anzubieten, und diejenigen, die an derselben High School ihre Mitschüler übertrafen, wurden Schwertprinz und Prinzessinnen genannt. Eine solche Berühmtheit war Daru Finnley, ein junger Mann, der eine ungewöhnliche Liebe zum Schwert hegte. Nach einer katastrophalen Erweckungszeremonie als der Gefallene Schwertprinz bezeichnet, verwandelte sich das Etikett des Genies über Nacht in das eines Versagers. Aber sein „Müll“-Schwert barg ein Geheimnis. Und ebenso seine Seele … Drei Welten WERDEN fallen.

A century ago, colossal stone swords descended from the skies, stabbing deep at the heart of twenty-eight cities. Like so began the Sword Trials. Worlds against Worlds, Race against Race in a separate, unique, battleground realm that resembled the greatest sword-themed, faction versus faction MMORPG that ever existed. Levels, Legendary Equipment, Hidden Quests, Guilds, Territories, Spawns, NPCs, Sword Skills, Loot that could transcend worlds through a special currency… Only those who can awaken their sword marks would be called Bladeborns, warriors of their race. Armed with Soulbound Swords of varying tiers that decided their ranking in the modern hierarchy, they would fight for the continued existence of their worlds. Ending the battle, however, proved far more difficult than expected. A seemingly unbreakable hundred-year stalemate was reached. The apocalyptic ending eventually faded from everyone’s minds, and being a Bladeborn suddenly turned into a profession. Some even treated the Sword Trials as a mere game. Schools began adding swordsmanship classes as a major subject, and those who excelled beyond their peers at the same high school would be called Sword Prince and Princesses. One such celebrity was Daru Finnley, a young man who had an unusual love for the sword. Labeled the Fallen Sword Prince after a disastrous awakening ceremony, the title of genius changed into garbage overnight. But his “trash” sword held a secret. And so did his soul… Three worlds WILL fall.