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Jin Yahui was living his regular life in good ol' Earth. Until he was hit by Truck-san and was transported to a Wuxia world!!! His golden finger? A music system... that only plays music. ORZ Watch Jin Yahui as he suffers through old-timey tunes and elevator music in his journey to conquer the world! ........... Expect less than 50-word slice of life chapters, and if you're here for a story, then you're at the wrong place. Please kindly find another novel ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯ Hello! I have stopped writing this book and gone towards completing a serious version. Search for Music System: REWRITTEN for the novel!

CONTENT WARNING This story is intended for a mature audience and contains graphic, intense scenes that may be disturbing to some readers. Reader discretion is strongly advised. DON'T FUCK ME OR YOU DIE... Camilla Gray's loneliness ended when she found a family in the Harts—and a fierce, consuming love in their son, Bran. Their wedding day was soft and sunlit. The kind of day that makes you believe in forever. It shattered on their wedding night. He died inside her. Years later, Camilla isn't healing. She's surviving. She lives as a servant in her own home, enduring the venomous blame of Bran's family, who are convinced she killed him. She's starting to believe them. Then a stranger steps out of the rain. Lucian Thorne is a trillionaire whose calm is more terrifying than any rage. He holds a contract bearing Bran's signature—and hers. To settle an unimaginable debt, Bran sold her. Now Lucian has come to collect. Camilla faces an impossible choice: remain in a prison of grief and contempt, or walk into a gilded cage owned by a man who sees her not as a person—but as collateral. This is not a story about moving on. This is a story about what happens when the only way out is to sell yourself to the person who already owns you. Genres: Dark Romance | Psychological Thriller | New Adult | Tragedy

Walking across the street 23 year old Bai An saw an injured kitten limping across the road as a huge vehicle sped towards it. Her animal lover instincts kicked in and she pushed the kitty away just in time it's body landing on an old torn up mattress. However Bai An herself was not as lucky with no one wanting to risk their lives to save hers she quickly fell victim to Truck Sama. "At least I did a good deed" was her final thought before her mind gave into the darkness. Waking up she sees her self floating in the air, everything around her is pitch black as her mind races wild with idiotic thougts. "What the-..." all of a sudden a ball of light appears out of nowhere. "WELCOME MY DEAR CHILD TO THE DIMENSION OF SPIRITS" A fat man bellowed his bald head shining brightly with vigor as if saying " look at me, look at me see how smooth I am I know u wanna touch it." Bai An laughs at her ridiculous thoughts before bringing her attention back to the piece of blubber in front of her. The fat man whose name she learned is Jun Qiang told her that he's from the committee of gods who decided that her death was too early so they decided that she would be Reincarnated into one of their worlds. Which one she doesn't know but she's a little excited because from the novels she's read before the protagonist always gets sent to a world that's a game they already played in their past life and they have a ton of cheats so she's hyped up. Jun Qiang then wishes her good luck as she feels her spirit being sucked into a vortex. "Awwwww YEAHHHHHH" she screams but it comes out as a baby's wail instead as her arms flail around her eyesight blurry.

Cursed prince Zyranth is dying from shadows that eat his soul… unless he fúcks powerful women to steal their essence and grow stronger. One brutal, mind-melting session at a time, he builds a harem of deadly beauties: - A red-haired warrior who rides him like she’s conquering kingdoms - A silver-haired sorceress whose pú$sy pulses with forbidden magic - A diplomat whose curves seal treaties in cûm - An elf healer who binds him with living vines - An assassin who surrenders her blade—and every h0le Every thrust unlocks new power. Every 0rgasm crushes the curse. Every woman joins the fight against a rival duke who wants the throne… and his head. But the more he claims, the hungrier the shadows become. Will his endless, filthy b0nds save the empire… or doom it to eternal lúst? If you love over-the-top fúcking that actually moves the plot, this is your next addiction. Add now before the next chapter drops and the shadows claim him forever.

Maxie Langford isn’t your typical heroine—she’s thirty-two, emotionally allergic to monogamy, and currently ghosted by a guy who once moaned his own name during sex. After one tequila-soaked night of frustration, Maxie stumbles upon a dusty old self-help book titled The 100 Steps to Sexual Enlightenment—allegedly written by a bisexual monk with a foot fetish and poor impulse control. Naturally, she decides to follow it. All of it. What follows is a ridiculously hot, hysterically chaotic journey through sensual soul-searching and sexual misadventure. From attempting seductive eye contact at yoga class, to accidentally joining a nudist drum circle, to discovering her vibrator may be haunted—Maxie’s pursuit of “sexual enlightenment” takes her through 100 steps of absurdity, awkwardness, and explosive orgasms (some emotional, some battery-powered). But this isn’t just about pleasure—it’s about power, confidence, and finally learning how to train her dck*… whether it’s attached to someone else or hidden in the drawer next to her tax returns. Featuring a cast of deliciously inappropriate sidekicks—including a sexologist with a kink for TED Talks, a dominatrix barista, and a talking dildo named Harold—this is the most erotically unhinged and laugh-out-loud memoir you’ll ever read. --- Warning: May cause spontaneous blushing, uncontrollable giggling, and sudden urges to buy a velvet whip.

white lies, school dance and bad boy Hunter McCarthy. the top three things that are going on in Ivy Hasting's life with her innate ability to burst out lies about her love life. to save face, she enlists the help of the infamous (but very attractive) Hunter McCarthy by asking him to teach her. from lessons in self-confidence to unconventional teaching methods, Ivy has two weeks to find a partner for the school dance. only problem? well, you'll have to find that one out for yourself. and in the mean time, f*ck love.

Title: Overpowered or Lazy as F**k Genre: Fantasy, Action, Comedy Setting: Modern-day Seoul, South Korea, with a blend of otherworldly realms and supernatural occurrences.

Na utopia sem-fim de Ecclesia, uma cidade perfeita, onde vive Yarin Zanetti, a Igreja é o poder absoluto e o Clero é o ápice da sociedade, mas todos vivem bem e dormem tranquilos. Até que uma força superior invadiu a Catedral. O Clero agora é aquilo que diz querer exorcizar: demônios. Eles são chamados de "Umbros". Os "Umbros" não são demônios físicos, mas sim entidades que mudam a aparência de seu Hospedeiro. Assim que Yarin descobre que o mundo virou de cabeça para baixo, antes mesmo de pensar no futuro, ele tem que pensar em como ficar vivo.

Bai Su, who transmigrated into a book set in the interstellar Beast World, has only one interest: making delicious food at the orphanage, raising children, and enjoying her hard-won new life. Future's great villains? The cubs are all super well-behaved in front of her! The Federation Leader comes to freeload a meal, and his disability is cured! The business emperor comes to freeload a meal, and his infertility is solved! The obese little female gets thinner the more she eats, gradually growing into the number one beauty of the Beast World. She also attracts the number one genius doctor of the interstellar era and the interstellar great captain. The villainous cubs, driving warships and controlling ten thousand beasts: "If you want to get close to our Mom, you'll have to withstand our cannon fire first!" The Federation Leader laughs in anger: "You dare to bomb my armory? Courting death!" The gloomy and bloodthirsty emperor: "A bunch of little trash! You think I'm afraid of you?" The doctor's face turns ashen: "Either give back my research results, or die!" The interstellar great captain dangerously shoulders a Barrett: "I see you're all dying to get locked up." Bai Su smiles and peeks her head out, holding a gleaming kitchen knife: "Time to eat! What are you all doing?" The big shots and the little villains, harmoniously putting their arms around each other's shoulders in a picture of fatherly love and filial piety: "Coming~~"

[Ding! The 'Randomly Spend' Tycoon System is at your service.] On her way to work, Yun Zijin was bound by a system named 'Randomly Spend'. [Spending Task Completed. A 2x rebate has been triggered. Ownership of Villa No. 1 at Xingyu Mansion. The related documents have been placed in the system backpack.] [Spending Task Completed. A 3x rebate has been triggered. Ownership of Dingsi Building. The related documents have been placed in the system backpack.] ... Yun Zijin was dazzled by the system's rewards, only to be told that her wealthy parents had found her? That she's the true daughter of the Xia Family of Dijing? Being bound to the Tycoon System was exciting for Yun Zijin, but she refused to be part of any cliché wealthy family drama. The Xia Family of Dijing? Yun Zijin: Get lost! Don't even think about associating with me!