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Damn it! Let's smash the darkness together!

Damn it! Let's smash the darkness together!

In the post-apocalyptic era, amidst the wasteland and chaos, the great path reaches the heavens. Mad Outer Gods, uncontrollable cursed cultivation methods, extraordinary martial artists facing ominous old age... Above the starry sky, deities circle, and below, ghosts roam at night! In this doomsday scenario, Xu Shu carries the "Primordial Scroll" and transmigrates. Through a simulation game, he achieves one exclusive accomplishment after another, seeking a sliver of hope for survival. The ten-day apocalypse, the Dragon King returns, resurrects his lover, and saves the world; With a passionate and generous heart, he fights and conquers while carrying the burden of a grieving father whose child was stillborn... As more and more accomplishments are achieved, he gradually lets himself go within the simulation game. Until... A true disciple of the Female Void Palace is pregnant overnight, announcing an emergency lockdown; The long-extinct master of the White Jade Capital rises from the grave, destroys enemies with a wave and proves his Dao as a Great Emperor; A shepherd boy arrives at the gates of the Holy Temple, claiming to be Ye Su; Moreover, a young man riding a cow attains enlightenment, leaving Hangu Pass and preaching with a scroll: - The human race must strengthen itself. You may admire me, but there's no need to worship me; - Together, we punish those who claim to be gods! ... Dreams reflect reality, and more and more people begin to spread his name and words across the land. Only then does Xu Shu realize that the life he simulated has far-reaching effects, like a butterfly flapping its wings! And those rampant Outer Gods finally recall the fear that once dominated them... He dies thousands of times on the path to ascension, and another night passes in the Primordial Scroll. Suddenly looking back, he has shattered both heaven and earth. "I, Xu Shu, am a crude person. My apologies, fairy!" ---
Eastern
1512 Chs
Stop it, Taoist, Your Fight almost Ruins the DAO!

Stop it, Taoist, Your Fight almost Ruins the DAO!

【Exhilarating】【New Ultimate Path Plus Points】【Dry Humor】 The world plummets; who shall uphold the heavens? Demons spawn from earth and sky, the Taoist stands valiant and resolute. I am Yi Chen, 'Chen' as in dust, styled Yi Chengzi, eighteen years old, fearful of violent evil spirits, fond of making money. With a cold heart and ruthless hands, he transmigrated to a bizarre world where goblins and malevolent spirits dwell, becoming the eldest senior brother of the Hidden Dragon Pavilion, and as his master lay dying, he entrusted Yi Chengzi with the duty to uphold the path of benevolence and righteousness, to take good care of his younger Taoist brothers; he promised he would. However, his understanding of the path of benevolence and righteousness differed slightly from that of his master. What is benevolence? Slicing evil men and ghosts in half is benevolence. What is righteousness? Smashing the heads of evil men and ghosts into their chests completes righteousness. After his master's death, unable to awaken 'spiritual essence' for cultivation, he set upon an unorthodox path of cultivation with the help of the Golden Finger. Facing the wolves eager for a fight after his master's demise, he struck with heavy fists, understanding the true essence of righteousness. Confronting the malevolent spirits that stood in his way, he naturally reformed them with the iron fists of love. He slew demons, exorcised evil, and tested his sword against various spiritual cultivators, enjoying the landscapes of the world. When he reached the summit and looked around, he was shocked to find that demons were but minor afflictions and that this land and sky were falling... A millennium-long scheme, an eternal enigma, slowly unveiled itself. Strange, it has arrived, and it does not die or perish. Witnessing this scene, Yi Chen laughed. Even the malevolent dogs passing by his Taoist abode had to endure a couple of slaps; how dare someone be so disrespectful to him? Yi Taoist stomped one foot and soared into the heavens! The onlookers exclaimed in shock, "Taoist, stop fighting, the great 'Dao' is nearly worn away!"
Eastern
1254 Chs
Tiny Genius Alert! Mom & Dad Better Make Peace

Tiny Genius Alert! Mom & Dad Better Make Peace

For money, Jin Jumo "signed" herself to the business tycoon Rong Mochen, for a period of one year. Upon their first meeting, the man's voice was icy, "I like women who keep their place, understand?" "Yes." Jin Jumo nodded lightly. So, Jin Jumo always adhered to her place, tightly locking her heart away, never crossing the line. If there was anything in her relationship with Rong Mochen that Jin Jumo hadn't anticipated, it would be... --- "Mr. Rong, our contract expired a week ago." Jin Jumo lightly curved her lips, giving a smile that didn't reach her eyes as she looked at the man in front of her. "So?" "So, Mr. Rong, are you playing rogue now?" Jin Jumo gritted her teeth. "Hmm..." Rong Mochen frowned, leisurely raising his head to look at Jin Jumo, "Is my daughter behaving well in your belly?" "It's not even two months, how do you know it's definitely a daughter..." Wait... Jin Jumo's eyes widened in terror, she hadn't told him she was pregnant... Rumor had it, a car accident targeting Z City tycoon Rong Mochen resulted in the death of a seven-month-pregnant woman. Rumor had it, after the accident, the Rong Family's president underwent a drastic change, becoming ruthless and fierce from being coldly indifferent. Rumor had it, the person killed in the accident was the person closest to Rong Mochen's heart. --- Four years later. "Brother, do we really need to find a new boyfriend for Mommy?" The little bun bit his chubby fingers, looking at the little boy beside him who was slightly taller. "Yes." The boy squinted, his gaze coldly fixed on the televised global sensation of the Rong Family's president's luxurious engagement ceremony. "But didn't Brother say that the old man named Rong is our real dad?" Jin Jumo, who had just stepped into the house, was nearly collapsing inside. How did the two little guys know Rong Mochen was...
Urban
1126 Chs
What are some of the funniest dad stories you've heard?
A friend told me that her dad tried to assemble a new bookshelf. He got so confused with the instructions that he ended up building a very wonky structure that looked more like modern art than a bookshelf. It was so slanted that no book could stay on it, but he was proud of his 'creation' which was really funny.
1 answer
2024-11-28 02:32
What are some funny bad dad stories you've heard?
There was a dad who tried to put together a new bookshelf. He was so confident at first. But as he got further into it, he realized he had put some parts on backwards. The bookshelf ended up looking all wonky. His family still teases him about it.
1 answer
2024-11-02 23:16
I heard mom and dad panting in the middle of the night. What's going on?
There could be many reasons for hearing parents panting in the middle of the night. Physiologically speaking, as one grew older, the muscles of the respiratory tract would become loose, and snoring and asphyxiation might occur. This kind of short asphyxiation would cause the body to lack oxygen, affect the quality of sleep, and also produce panting. Some diseases such as asthma were easy to attack at night, with symptoms of wheezing and exhalation difficulties. Sleep asphyxiation syndrome was also more common, which would cause breathing to be uneven and produce panting. If you suffer from chronic fatigue syndrome, your body's ability to recover will decrease. Long-term physical or mental stress may cause this condition. Breathing at night may also be affected. In addition, if you are too tired during the day, it may also lead to heavy panting at night. If panting is serious or accompanied by other abnormal symptoms, such as breathlessness, difficulty breathing, etc., it is recommended to seek medical examination in time.
1 answer
2026-07-02 22:39
What are the most interesting 'dad thought i was mom' stories you've heard?
There was this story where a son had just got a haircut similar to his mom's. His dad walked in the room, glanced at him and said, 'Dear, can you pass me the newspaper?' The son was shocked at first but then found it hilarious. He played along for a while before revealing his identity.
3 answers
2024-11-29 00:24
Poor Dad, Rich Dad
Poor Dad, Rich Dad was a very popular novel about a young entrepreneur, Chris Tapscott, who learned how to manage money and invest from his poor and rich fathers. This book helps readers better understand wealth and financial management by delving into the nature of wealth and the factors that affect it. After Rich Dad and Poor Dad, there are some books related to financial management and investment that you can consider reading, including: 1 The Intelligent Investment: Benjamin Graham is a famous value investment master. His book is one of the classics of the investment world. This book provides insight and practical tips on value investing. 2 Reminiscences of a Stock Operator: Jesse Lievermore was a famous stock trader and investor. His book, Reminiscences of a stock operator, described his experiences and trading strategies in the stock market. This book is very helpful for beginners who want to understand stock trading. 3. The Little Book of Common Sense Investment by John Bogel. The book introduced the basics of investing and investment strategies for readers who wanted to start investing but didn't know how. 4 The Little Book of Common Sense Investment by Robert Hagman. The book introduced the basic theory of value investing and investment strategies suitable for readers who want to understand stock investing in depth. These are some books related to financial management and investment that you can consider reading. I hope they will be helpful.
1 answer
2024-09-26 18:24
Is 'Rich Dad Poor Dad' a novel?
Yes, 'Rich Dad Poor Dad' is considered a kind of educational and financial-themed novel.
2 answers
2024-10-03 21:12
Is 'Rich Dad Poor Dad' fictional?
No, 'Rich Dad Poor Dad' isn't fictional. It presents real-life financial concepts and experiences through a storytelling approach.
1 answer
2024-09-27 10:20
What are the differences in the parenting styles of rich dad and poor dad in the 'rich dad poor dad real story'?
Rich dad was more hands - on in teaching financial independence. He used practical examples like buying and selling properties to teach his kids how to build wealth. Poor dad was more concerned with instilling values related to getting good grades and climbing the corporate ladder, with less focus on financial acumen.
1 answer
2024-12-09 08:52
Who is the author of Poor Dad, Rich Dad?
The author of Poor Dad Rich Dad was Robert Kiyosaki.
1 answer
2024-09-12 11:02
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