What are some funny bad dad stories you've heard?
There was a dad who tried to put together a new bookshelf. He was so confident at first. But as he got further into it, he realized he had put some parts on backwards. The bookshelf ended up looking all wonky. His family still teases him about it.
What are some funny bad dog stories you've heard?
A dog I knew would howl every time the doorbell rang on TV. It was really strange and funny. It didn't matter if it was day or night, as soon as the TV doorbell sound came, it started howling as if there was a real visitor.
What are some having a bad day funny stories you've heard?
I heard about a guy who was running late for a job interview. He got on the wrong bus and ended up in a completely different part of town. When he finally realized his mistake, he had to call the company and explain. They were so amused by his story that they rescheduled the interview for him.
What are some of the funniest dad stories you've heard?
A friend told me that her dad tried to assemble a new bookshelf. He got so confused with the instructions that he ended up building a very wonky structure that looked more like modern art than a bookshelf. It was so slanted that no book could stay on it, but he was proud of his 'creation' which was really funny.
What are the most memorable funny bad timing stories you've heard?
A student was about to answer a really difficult question in class that he had studied hard for. But just then, the fire alarm went off. By the time they got back to class, the teacher had moved on to the next topic.
What are some funny bad first date experiences you've heard of?
There was a story about a first date at a coffee shop. The guy was trying to be all suave and order for the girl. But he got her order completely wrong and she was allergic to something in the drink he ordered. She had a mild allergic reaction right there and they had to rush to get some medicine. It was a mess and not at all how they expected the date to go.
What are the most hilarious funny bad hair day stories you've heard?
A friend of mine was at a music festival. She was dancing all night and sweating a lot. In the morning, her hair was matted and sticking out in all directions. She said people thought she was some kind of wild animal. It was so funny when she told me about it.
What are some hilarious bad driver stories you've heard?
A friend told me about a bad driver who was driving with his dog on his lap. The dog suddenly got excited and jumped on the steering wheel. The car swerved all over the road until the driver managed to get the dog under control again.
What are some of the best bad date stories you've heard?
A friend of mine went on a date where the guy took her to a really loud concert when she had specifically said she preferred quiet places. He didn't seem to care about what she liked at all. She ended up leaving early because she couldn't stand the noise.
What are some funny revenge stories you've heard?
There was this instance where a person in an office always took the credit for others' work. One of his colleagues printed out pictures of donkeys and put them on his cubicle walls with the words 'Credit stealer'. It was really embarrassing for him. Another funny revenge story is that a person's friend always double - dipped their chips. So the person bought really spicy salsa and when the friend double - dipped again, his mouth was on fire.
What are some funny drunk stories you've heard?
There was a man who got drunk at a wedding. He mistook the bride's veil for a tablecloth and tried to pull it off the table (the bride's head) to clean up some imaginary mess. His face when he realized what he was doing was priceless.