robot chicken nerd

Cultivating immortality was too hard, with no Spiritual Root, Wang Ba accepted his lot in life. He chose to join a Sect, becoming a servant in charge of raising chickens. But the moment he touched a chicken, he realized that his path to immortality might be a little different!

"Better to have and not need than to need and not have." Sky Ishiyama is a nerd with Photographic Memory who after the bumps and turns in his life, turned to be a Doomsday Prepper. The story takes place in our world where our MC was diving through the Dark Web just for fun and discovered something that could only be found in books, movies, novels, manga, anime, or games. Zombies, Walkers, Freaks, Infected, Biters, or whatever you may call them. They're fucking real. Ever wondered what you could do in a zombie apocalypse where you actually know what you're doing? Actually surviving properly while preventing stupid deaths? Doing what is right and necessary? Or better yet, actually doing what you shout in the monitor when you're watching a film? Our MC is coupled with the knowledge of not just fighting z's but actually surviving by securing his home, finding allies, scavenging for supplies, building a community and so much more. If you could, kindly like the tags I've put up and it would be huge, huge help for me, thanks in advance! Also, a comment, a review, or even a vote of a single power stone would help me out a lot! Thanks again! Disclaimer: All of the names and places mentioned in this novel are fictional and any relation to people IRL is purely coincidental. Discord Server Link: https://discord.gg/3JstDAV (It's just something I created for fun and random chatting with people that want to discuss more about zombie things and other random stuff. It's created on 16/07/20 so it's fairly new and nothing much is in there lol Anyway, everyone is free to drop by and spend a few minutes to pass the time.) My Discord: Sky2316#9623

Raised by a league of assassins and trained for thirteen years, Shan Yue was seventeen when she took the throne of best assassin, becoming an untouchable legend amongst assassins. Despite being legendary, she put her faith in the wrong people and was killed by her own league's betrayal. However, while Shan Yue thought her death was assured in the violent explosion, she was surprised to find herself reincarnating into the body of a useless female student. Forget how pudgy and dim-witted she was — she seemed to get into fights every day! Her original body's sister sneered, “Fatso! All you do is eat... and look at how ugly you are! You really embarrass me!” Fat? Ugly! Shan Yue started a daily training regiment, rapidly slimming down and becoming a ravishing beauty! Her original body's mother snapped at her, “How did I give birth to a child as stupid as you?! Always last place in school — you embarrass me! I should have strangled you right after I gave birth to you!” Stupid? Last place in school? Shan Yue lifted a finger, and the principal of the top school in the capital personally visited, offering a transfer to his school. Elite hackers, doctors, mercenaries, math geniuses... All of them were now vying for her attention! Though she managed to get the chance to become normal after going through so much, she accidentally become a big shot again, even finding herself a two-faced bigwig for a husband! Shan Yue: I just wanted a quiet life, but my abilities prevent that. Sigh...

Anak kembar memang identik dengan semuanya serba sama, begitulah pendapat kebanyakan orang. Tapi hal itu tidak berlaku untuk Reyno dan Revan, dua anak kembar laki-laki itu memiliki sifat dan style yang bertolak belakang. Reyno sebagai anak yang lahir pertama, dari kecil memiliki sifat playboy dan bossy sama seperti papanya. Sedangkan Revan memiliki sifat yang kalem, suka mengalah dan pemalu sama seperti mamanya. Hubungan anak kembar itu menjadi renggang, semenjak Revan dituduh sebagai penyebab kecelakaan beberapa sopir tambang di perusahaan sang papa. Tuduhan tersebut mengarah ke Revan, bermula dari laporan si anak pertama yang menjadi saksi bahwa Revan lah yang menjadi tersangka utama. Semenjak kejadian itu sikap Revan menjadi lebih tertutup dari hingar bingar kehidupan, laki-laki itu tidak pernah mau bergaul dengan sana-sini seperti kakaknya. Beberapa wanita yang mendekati Revan, semuanya gagal mendapatkan hati laki-laki itu. Hingga akhirnya orang tuanya memutuskan untuk menjodohkan Revan, dengan anak yang masih sekolah di bangku SMA. Berharap sang anak memiliki teman wanita, yang mampu mengubah sikapnya menjadi lebih welcome terhadap dunia.

Akira Kuromiya is just an average high schooler who gets killed by a robber. He wakes up and is now a chicken!? Even worse he becomes the familiar of a girl who"s apparently the heiress of a powerful clan. That was for a short while though, as he was abandoned and woke up to find out he, now she, is trapped in a deadly magical forest with all sorts creatures trying to kill her. The world she finds herself is one of magic and monsters like the manga she's been reading. Akira, now Hinotori is trying to live her life as a chicken in another world! Tags: Isekai, Adventure, Action, Weak-to-strong, Monster, Evolution, System, LitRPG, Yuri, Overpowered MC, Harem, Demons The book is quite slow paced, with some arcs seeming quite useless and boring. However, I promise, every arc is important and I urge you to continue. If you can't, I won't try to stop you because the choice is yours. Over the few months this story's been up I've come to notice one common comment. The MC is stupid. Well, that's just how she is at the the beginning. A selfish entitled brat who believed the world was against her(previously him) after some mistakes she made. I mean, what's a story without personal growth? The character growth is slow and annoying, but it's there. MC will have to learn to make the bigger and smarter decisions with not only his life on the line. If you also can't wait to see a person change, that's fine too. I can't change your mind on that. All I'm saying is give it a shot. Anyway, that's it for my blurb!

Bob the barn owner from Bagel village. An Essential tutorial NPC, typical of any game. One fine morning, Bob gains sentience and begins to question his immortal humanity. Immersion Online. A Virtual Reality Massively Multiplayer Open World Role-Playing Game (VRMMORPG) that took the continent of Asia by storm. In that game, nobody expected a certain tutorial NPC would dominate the meta. Follow the adventures of Bob on his journey to discover just what he really is and laugh along with his shenanigans. Just a heads-up, this is a gag novel so if you laugh you lose. If you have anything to say to me personally, send me a DM on discord at Goat#9660

The virtual massively multiplayer online role- playing game (vrmmorpg) "Dungeons and Towers of Fate" was released on the year 2064 and more than 64% of the people in the world bought and played the game. Jay Castle, a 28 year old shut-in, who reached an incredible feat in the game had a strange dream one day. The next day he gets reincarnated into the game. "Goddamn, not this s*** again." - Jay Castle

||Book 1 in D'KAT Series|| ● ● ● "So please tell us, sir. What is your greatest weakness?" "Losing my wife", he grinned. The hostess smiled, "Aww, that's beautiful. What will you say is your greatest strength?" "Having my wife". "Okay sir, last question... How would you describe your wife?" His lips grew into a devious grin, uncontrollably holding the hand of his heart's desire. "The best dream no man but me deserves". The entire audience clapped in adoration. Delia smiled, glancing at her husband then back at the interviewer. The hostess then asked, "And sir, bonus question, how would you describe your marriage?" "A condom". Delia, his wife, then chipped in, "A paranormal one, at that". "One that none of us can escape, unless we go boom!" He smiled. • • • The son of a powerful western empire, Dilen Liam, has to prove his innocence against false racial accusations by dating a dark skinned girl; all to save his family's name and businesses. Unfortunately, things go beyond haywire when he gets intertwined with Delia Alan Ada, a Nigerian girl cursed yet gifted with the supernatural ability to see the future and speak to the unseen. Their attraction grows stronger and deeper beyond race and ethnicity, enclosing them in a paranormal condom-like romance. But all cards are played when their faith and love are put to the test — against powerful diabolic forces beyond their worlds had ever imagined. Romance. Paranormal. Horror. Urban. Politics. BWWM. Demons. Conspiracy. African. Nigerian. American. Cults. Power couple.

Criada por uma liga de assassinos e treinada por treze anos, Shan Yue tinha dezessete anos quando assumiu o trono de melhor assassina, tornando-se uma lenda intocável entre os assassinos. Apesar de ser lendária, ela confiou nas pessoas erradas e foi morta pela traição de sua própria liga. No entanto, enquanto Shan Yue pensava que sua morte era certa na violenta explosão, ela se surpreendeu ao reencarnar no corpo de uma estudante inútil. Esqueça o quão gordinha e obtusa ela era — parecia que ela se metia em brigas todos os dias! A irmã do corpo original zombou: “Sua gorda! Tudo o que você faz é comer... e olhe como você é feia! Você realmente me envergonha!” Gorda? Feia! Shan Yue iniciou um regime de treinamento diário, emagrecendo rapidamente e se tornando uma beleza deslumbrante! A mãe do corpo original esbravejou com ela: “Como eu dei à luz uma filha tão burra quanto você?! Sempre em último lugar na escola — você me envergonha! Eu deveria ter te estrangulado logo depois que você nasceu!” Burra? Último lugar na escola? Shan Yue ergueu um dedo, e o diretor da melhor escola da capital a visitou pessoalmente, oferecendo uma transferência para sua escola. Hackers de elite, médicos, mercenários, gênios da matemática... Todos eles agora estavam disputando sua atenção! Embora tenha conseguido a chance de se tornar normal depois de passar por tanto, ela acidentalmente se tornou uma figurona novamente, até mesmo arranjando um chefão de duas caras como marido! Shan Yue: Eu só queria uma vida tranquila, mas minhas habilidades me impedem. Suspiro...

Criada por una liga de asesinos y entrenada durante trece años, Shan Yue tenía diecisiete cuando ascendió al trono de la mejor asesina, convirtiéndose en una leyenda intocable entre los asesinos. A pesar de ser una leyenda, confió en las personas equivocadas y fue asesinada por la traición de su propia liga. Sin embargo, aunque Shan Yue pensaba que su muerte era segura en la violenta explosión, se sorprendió al reencarnar en el cuerpo de una inútil estudiante. Y no solo era regordeta y tonta, ¡sino que parecía meterse en peleas todos los días! La hermana de su cuerpo original se burló: "¡Gorda! ¡Solo sabes comer... y mira qué fea eres! ¡Realmente me avergüenzas!". ¿Gorda? ¡Fea! ¡Shan Yue comenzó un régimen de entrenamiento diario, adelgazando rápidamente y convirtiéndose en una belleza deslumbrante! La madre de su cuerpo original le espetó: "¿Cómo pude dar a luz a una hija tan estúpida como tú?! ¡Siempre la última de la clase, me avergüenzas! ¡Debería haberte estrangulado nada más nacer!". ¿Estúpida? ¿La última de la clase? Shan Yue movió un dedo, y el director de la mejor escuela de la capital la visitó personalmente para ofrecerle un traslado a su centro. Hackers de élite, médicos, mercenarios, genios de las matemáticas... ¡Todos ellos competían ahora por su atención! Aunque consiguió la oportunidad de ser normal después de todo lo que había pasado, accidentalmente volvió a convertirse en una pez gordo, ¡e incluso se encontró con un mandamás de dos caras como marido! Shan Yue: Solo quería una vida tranquila, pero mis habilidades no me lo permiten. Suspiro...