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Oh, no! I Became the Sister of the Novel's Tragic Heroine!

Oh, no! I Became the Sister of the Novel's Tragic Heroine!

Yin Xun wanted to read a light-hearted novel, only to be tricked by the synopsis. It turns out that it was an abusive plot, with the male lead causing the female lead's family to fall apart, while he imprisoned her with domestic violence and subjected her to all sorts of torment... only for them to live happily ever after!Finishing the book, Yin Xun complained about the female lead: If I could transmigrate into the book, I will slap you in the face so that you would wake up! What an idiot! Bleurgh! And yet, she transmigrated into the book in the next instant and became the nonexistent sister of the female lead, leaving her speechless. Is it that costly to voice a complaint these days?! She had to transmigrate as payment?!Still, what happened had happened. Rolling up her sleeves, Yin Xun looked at her adorable family and prepared herself to torture the male lead... but at the next instant, her wish came true, as the first slap she gave was to the female lead!What do you mean, we're rich, and it was no skin off our back, so we don't need to give any compensation? This was the starting point of our downfall! Realizing that the female lead was a little skanky and very much deserved to be tormented, Yin Xun decided to straighten her out along with the male lead. Nonetheless, she wanted a trade empire for herself as well, since she couldn't allow her life to revolve around those two... but a certain big-shot got upset as her business began to take off: "What is more important? Me, or your ambition?"Yin Xun: "So, are you cutting ties with me?"Seeing that she did not get what he was saying, the big-shot sighed: "No."The path of wife-chasing was a long one for him!
General
670 Chs
General, Karın Çiftçilik İçin Eve Dönmeni İstiyor

General, Karın Çiftçilik İçin Eve Dönmeni İstiyor

# AİLE HAYATI Su Xiaoxiao bir öğle uykusundayken gözlerini açtı ve kendini başka bir bedende, şişman bir kızın vücudunda buldu. Saygın bir askeri doktordan şimdi obur ve tembel birine dönüşmüştü. Dahası, sık sık babası ve kardeşiyle birlikte köydeki insanları korkutuyordu. Bu yüzden çevrede kimse onunla evlenmek istemiyordu. Ailesi seçkin bir aile ile evlilik ayarlamayı başarsa da, damat düğün günü kaçtı. Babası ona bir koca bulacağını söylediğinde, Wei Ting'i eşkıyalarla savaşmaktan bitkin düştüğü sırada bir çuval içinde yakalayarak bunu kelimenin tam anlamıyla yapacağını beklememişti. Su Cheng kızına gizemli bir şekilde gülümsedi. "Baba'nın iyi haberi ve kötü haberi var. Önce hangisini duymak istersin?" "Fark etmez." "Sana bir koca yakaladım. He Tongsheng'den yüz kat daha yakışıklı! Kesinlikle onu beğeneceksin!" "Peki, iyi haber nedir?" diye şaşkınlıkla sordu. Su Cheng akışa ayak uydurmaya karar verdi ve sözlerini değiştirdi. "İyi haber şu ki artık doğum yapmana gerek kalmadı! Damadım bize çocuklar verdi bile!" Evlendikten sonra, Su Xiaoxiao gangster babasını ve küçük kardeşini iyileştirmek, yakışıklı kocasının hayatını kurtarmak ve üç yaramazını büyütmek için yoğun bir hayat sürmeye başladı... Üstelik, beklenmedik bir şekilde Yan Hanedanlığı'nın en güçlü kadınlarından biri haline geldi!
Genel
480 Chs
Oh, non ! Je suis devenue la sœur de l'héroïne tragique du roman !

Oh, non ! Je suis devenue la sœur de l'héroïne tragique du roman !

Yin Xun voulait lire un roman léger, mais elle a été trompée par le synopsis. Il s'avère que c'était une intrigue abusive, où le protagoniste masculin fait s'effondrer la famille de l'héroïne, tout en l'emprisonnant dans la violence domestique et la soumettant à toutes sortes de tourments... pour qu'ils vivent finalement heureux pour toujours ! Après avoir terminé le livre, Yin Xun s'est plainte de l'héroïne : Si je pouvais me réincarner dans le livre, je te giflerais pour que tu te réveilles ! Quelle idiote ! Beurk ! Et pourtant, l'instant d'après, elle s'est réincarnée dans le livre et est devenue la sœur inexistante de l'héroïne, la laissant sans voix. Est-ce si coûteux de se plaindre de nos jours ?! Elle a dû se réincarner en guise de paiement ?! Malgré tout, ce qui est fait est fait. Retroussant ses manches, Yin Xun regarda sa famille adorable et se prépara à torturer le protagoniste masculin... mais l'instant d'après, son souhait se réalisa, car la première gifle qu'elle donna fut à l'héroïne ! Qu'est-ce que tu veux dire, nous sommes riches, et ça ne nous coûte rien, donc nous n'avons pas besoin de donner de compensation ? C'était le point de départ de notre chute ! Réalisant que l'héroïne était un peu dévergondée et méritait bien d'être tourmentée, Yin Xun décida de la remettre dans le droit chemin, ainsi que le protagoniste masculin. Néanmoins, elle voulait également un empire commercial pour elle-même, car elle ne pouvait pas permettre que sa vie tourne autour de ces deux-là... mais un certain grand homme s'est fâché lorsque son entreprise a commencé à décoller : "Qu'est-ce qui est plus important ? Moi, ou ton ambition ?" Yin Xun : "Alors, tu romps les liens avec moi ?" Voyant qu'elle ne comprenait pas ce qu'il voulait dire, le grand homme soupira : "Non." Le chemin pour conquérir une épouse était long pour lui !
Général
629 Chs
What is the relationship between the comic and the phrase 'oh shit'?
Well, it could be that 'oh shit' is used to express surprise or a sudden turn of events in the comic. Or perhaps it's just a random phrase thrown in for shock value.
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2025-06-21 09:58
Oh shit, it's a woman comic - What's the story about?
I have no idea. You haven't given me enough info to figure it out.
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2025-03-30 18:27
Oh shit funny date story. Can you share one?
Well, I had a date at a fancy restaurant. I ordered a steak and when it came, I cut into it a bit too vigorously and the piece of steak flew across the table and landed on my date's lap. We both just stared at it for a second and then burst out laughing. It was a disaster but a funny one.
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2024-11-21 07:11
Oh shit funny date story. What makes a date story funny?
Unexpected things like clumsy actions. For example, spilling a drink on yourself or your date. It's that sudden 'oh no' moment that turns into laughter.
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2024-11-21 06:18
Oh shit funny poop story: What could be considered a hilarious poop - related incident?
When my little nephew was potty training. He was so proud of his poop that he wanted to show everyone. He ran out of the bathroom with his little potty in hand and started yelling 'Look what I did!' It was so cute and funny.
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2024-12-02 16:52
Oh shit funny poop story: Have you ever had a really funny poop story?
Well, once I was at a friend's house and their dog was really excited. As I was about to use the bathroom, the dog rushed in and barked at me. I was so startled that I jumped, and it was just a really awkward and funny moment.
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2024-12-01 23:47
Famine, shit, how do I brush shit?
In Don't Starve, you can obtain and farm poop in the following ways: 1. ** Obtained from animals ** - Cows were one of the main sources of fertilizer. They would defecate automatically on a regular basis and could be picked up from behind the herd. - If the Pigman was fed vegetables, berries, or flower petals, it would produce 1 poop. When the Pigman became a crazy pig, put the above three kinds of food on the ground, and the Pigman would continue to eat and become a poop-making machine. - Look for an elephant (koala) to get its poop. - If the crows in the cages were fed meat, they would definitely drop an egg. If the crows in the cages were fed seeds, the more seeds they were fed, the higher the chance of dropping bird droppings. 2. ** Obtained through in-game activities ** - Collect a large number of flower petals and put them in the pig village after they have deteriorated. After the pigs eat them, they can quickly obtain a large amount of fertilizer. - When killing the Mad Pig, throw dozens of flower petals nearby during the transformation process, then move horizontally towards the monkey. After a monkey hits its chest, it will smash out five poop. - Exploring the map, looking for naturally occurring shit. - By cutting trees, mining, and other collection activities, they could obtain fertilizer resources. - They could obtain fertilizer resources through fishing and other activities. - Using the feces of the insects as a resource. - Cooperate to obtain fertilizer resources in multiplayer mode. - Obtain additional fertilizer rewards by unlocking achievements. - Obtain fertilizer resources through quests and plots. - Special activities such as hunting pig kings can obtain a large amount of fertilizer resources. 3. ** Using food related methods ** - Eating some low-level food such as berries, carrots, etc. can produce feces. - Drinking raw bird egg juice can wash shit. - Create roasted blue mushrooms. After eating them, they will produce feces. While waiting for the TV series, you can also click on the link below to read the classic original work of "Dafeng Nightwatchman"!
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2026-07-02 02:58
Is the Earth a shit pit?
I recommend " Cataclysm of the Earth ", a science fiction novel written by Shi Mian. There were many civilizations in the universe, and the mysterious void corridor had no exit. The supernova explosion did not destroy Earth, but instead allowed life to evolve. The young man rose from Earth to the universe. " The Divine Heavenly Master who Traversed the Hong Kong Film World " was also not bad. It was written with half a scoop of rice wine. Lin Feng had transmigrated to the supernatural world that was fused with Hong Kong movies. He was bound to the system and his various abilities were upgraded directly. He held the sword of Tao to slay demons and devils. Many characters admired him. There were many characters and wonderful stories. " Digging the Earth " was an urban novel written by Fu Bao. The main character, Zhou Yun, explored the unsolved mysteries of Earth and searched for lost treasures. Although the author was not very reliable and the book might be incomplete, it felt good after reading a few chapters. The style was cool, and there were new elements like Golden Pupil. " Earth No. 7 Strategy Guide " was a science fiction novel by Yun Mou. The seventh person went to Earth to find a target, but ended up running to the wrong Earth in a parallel space. Although it became a ten-thousand-year-old pit, there were still people chasing after it. " Inauspicious Star " was a science fiction novel created by ROX. It was a survival story after the Army Destroyer was sent to the death penalty planet. Although it was lacking, it was an early and refreshing novel. It could be recorded in the book shortage. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-03-18 01:58
Transformers 7 is a piece of shit
Although this statement was rather extreme, Transformers 7: Rise of the Superhero did have many shortcomings. The plot was thin, and there were many flaws in the logic. For example, the autobots were eager to find the second key when they lost one key, which was unreasonable. The mechanism of the peruvian temple was not carefully designed. The Eagle Warrior was injured and controlled without explaining clearly. The primitive beast's custody of the key was also unreasonable. They also failed in terms of character creation. They were known as " Super Warriors " as the main characters, but they only appeared more than an hour later and did not have much effect in the later stages. Most of the scenes were still focused on the car squad. Moreover, the image of Prime was not as stable as the previous films. His character was easy to go to extremes, and the character did not meet the audience's expectations well. Although the film's special effects were one of the highlights, the overall quality was not improved compared to the previous films. The 3D images were foggy and dropped frames, and the fighting scenes were not even as good as the previous films. At the same time, the plot was suspected to be templated. The main character team's combat strength fluctuated between high and low, and there were also a lot of sensational clips. The overall plot could not withstand scrutiny. These factors caused many viewers to not have a high evaluation of this movie. " Transformers: Origins " was not enough. Everyone, please click to read the novel!
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2026-07-26 12:50
Why is shit white?
White stool can be caused by many reasons. If the bile duct was blocked and bile could not enter the intestine, it would cause the stool to be grayish-white like clay. It was commonly seen in bile duct diseases such as gallstones, bile duct cancer, cancer of the head of the gallbladder, or liver cancer. The diarrhea could make the stool white, rice-like, large, and sticky; the malabsorption syndrome could make the stool white, foamy, and light in color, with a layer of white oily substance floating on it, which was common in children and patients with low gallbladder function; the acute diarrhea could make the stool white, red, and pus, red and white, nasal mucus and pus, and blood. In addition, gastric and intestinal disorder, indigestion caused by drinking too much milk may also make the stool white. Serious gastric and intestinal disorder may be caused by bile duct obstruction, vibrio infection, hepatic echinococcosis, prawns eating harmful algae, liver disease or nutritional metabolism problems, etc., may also cause white stool. While waiting for the TV series, he could also read the exciting content related to this site!
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2026-07-20 22:03
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