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It was similar to "Lord of Gods: Hammer You into Farts!" The novels were: 1:"The Overlord of the Civilization," Author: Lost Deer and Dreamy Fish 2. Warhammer: I Am a God Outside the Box. Author: Mad Madman 3."From the Lizardmen to the Middle Ages." Author: Autumn Night in the Country Warhammer: Imperial Navy Promotion Manual, Author: King from Outer Space 5."Feudal Lord: From the Summoning of Aurora." Author: Perfected Cultivator Yi of Qingyuan Miaodao 6. Warhammer 40K: Tara's collector, author: Big Gold Guy 7."God of the People: Am I Being Taken as an NPC by the natives?" Author: Heaven did not give birth to me, Zhao Mou 8."The Bump: Starting from Warhammer 40K to Break Through the World." Author: BfLVJw 9:"Gods: Starting with Goblins", Author: Gray Gray 10:"Just Became a Reincarnator, I Awakened the Summoning of Heroic Spirits", Author: White Cicada of Whale Mountain 11:"You call this the God of Rites?" Author: The Morning Wind Blows Through the Woods "The Undying and Imperishable Me, My Desperate Journey in 40K", Author: Dust of Stars 13:"I'm Sorry to Be Born as a Dragon!" Author: I'll Take It I'm Writing the Apocalypse in Warhammer. Author: Chen Fei I'm Definitely Not the Warhammer Evil God, Author: Demon King Number 11 "Lich's Demiplane Development Diary", Author: Good Guy The Natural Empire of the Ocean Wyvern, Author: Sudden Rise of the White Building The Dragon of Eternal Punishment in Prison. Author: I Want to Eat Anything Wizard Lord: I Can Create a Demon God, Author: Rascal Fatty 20:"Becoming a God, I Only Hammer Wonders", Author: Shan Zhixue The following is a detailed introduction of these novels: 1."Civilization's Zerg Overlord"(Zerg Evolution, Decisive Slaughter, Civilization Series) Starting from the Gu worm, guiding the evolution… Nest Queen, abnormal development, nuclear fusion heart, atom cracking stomach sac, plasma absorption scales, quantum resonance glands, biological anti-gravity sac, space vibration antennae, high-energy plasma jet mouthparts, light wave control nerves, gravitational wave control tentacles... Dominate the earth, conquer the sky, swim the ocean, and explore the starry sky. While the other lords were still struggling under the pressure of advanced civilizations, Gu Hao had already led the insect swarm to the extremes of biotechnology. "Let's go!" Gu Hao sat on the throne in the void, which was piled up with the remains of civilizations. He said to the countless civilizations,"All of you, come at me together!" ps: Those readers who like the biological technology of the civilization lord or the Zerg should not miss this opportunity. Moreover, there is more than just biological technology. The later stages will definitely not disappoint everyone. 2."Warhammer: I Am a True God Outside the Box": In the 3rd millennium, Yi Mo, who was located in Holy Tyla, created a warhammer scenic box. On the second day, a city appeared in the box, and a group of thugs and villains were committing crimes. With a heart of justice, he decided to punish evil and promote good, and the threads of fate were thus affected. The Emperor loved and hated Yi Mo. His love stemmed from the appearance of a second lighthouse in the dark human world, and his hatred stemmed from the fact that the latter snatched his son like the four gods. Second Brother's title was stolen, and he was furious. Aisha was robbed, and Nagou cried in anger. The Grim Reaper teamed up with Yi Mo, and the pervert peed in fear. A second Weaver of Fate appeared, and he was crafty and crazy. A product of the human 2K era, Talassin was ecstatic. A sunny and cheerful boy said,"My Lord is a god, but he has the highest humanity." A certain huckster thought,"My Lord is a true god!" [I'm not happy. As the head of the Divine Guards, I'm very happy.] 3."From the Lizardmen to the Middle Ages": The new book of the Middle Ages Warhammer. The Lizardmen start. There is no climbing of the technology tree, nor all kinds of strange interpersonal relationships and social interactions. There is only a hearty bloody battle and wonderful adventure. 4."Warhammer: Imperial Navy Promotion Manual": Warhammer Doujinshi, in the book. I haven't watched it for a while, so the plot should be good. Otherwise, he would have deleted it long ago. I can only blame the recent war hammer articles for being quite good 5. Feudal Lord: From the Summoning of the Aurora (Early indigenous world, middle and late warhammer: 40K) Ying Che had transmigrated to become a lord of another world, leading a tribe of more than seven hundred people. They were in a place called the Chaotic Plains. To the east were Vampires, Gnolls, Orcs, Beastmen, and Demon Dragons. In the west, there were also the blessed people within the high walls, training paladins, adventurer mercenaries, and the empire's border lords training their troops. Ying Che seemed to be able to only bring his people, who were despised by the people behind the high walls, to survive in the Chaotic Plains. But today was different. [Troop Transformation] [Convertible Troops: Servant Long Spear Warrior X1, Servant Archer X1] Servant farmers with long spears, noble anti-all charging characteristics! The Jade Brave Legion was a loyal and cheap Heavy Armor Warrior. General Haotian was a powerful, domineering, and powerful man with a hammer! "God? How many masters does a god have?" First, he set a small goal to conquer this world. 6."Warhammer 40K: Tara Collectors": This is a dark and crazy world! The gods of Chaos sat in the highest heavens and played with the fate of mankind. Monsters born from distorted emotions crazily devoured the flesh and souls of the people of the Empire. In this thousand years of despair and madness, there was only endless war between the stars. But- A soul from another world would change everything! "My name is Gawain. I'm a collector." Gawain, who was sitting on the throne, stared at the crafty man."Your head is not bad. Please let me collect it!" These were the last words that the usurper could hear. 7:"God of the People: I'm Being Taken as an NPC by the natives?" [No. 223]…Everything is normal. (Joined: 2023/9/3 Words: 57,000) 8."Dump Guy: Starting from Warhammer 40K to Break Through the World": Warhammer 40K, a world that has completely lost hope. The Great Emperor was imprisoned in the Golden Throne, gradually rotting and powerless to save the world. Crafty monsters were laughing wildly. Nagu stirred the rotten crucible. The perverted evil was looking forward to endless sensory stimulation. The cruel ones were slaughtering the human world with their bloody axes. The slumbering Space Undead Dynasty awakened, and the hungry Tyrone Insects attempted to devour everything in the material world. A voice tore through the darkness “吔! Self-destruction of one's realm, the final strength, the strength of a million horses! Sea Tiger Explosive Fist!" Group ID: 675607587 9."Gods: Starting from Goblins": I like to play strategy games. Although I don't know how to play, I like to play with soldiers since I was young. When I grow up, I also like to cultivate forces and create the world. There weren't many god-style novels at the beginning. There were two that could be read, and they were even eunuchs. The follow-up was really not good. What left a deep impression was that the immortal world in the book that rolled away was similar. The xiuzhe could raise dao soldiers and then power. This book was not bad. It could be read to a certain extent, but it was also average. Chapter 10:"Just Became a Reincarnator, I Awakened the Summoning of Heroic Spirits": Humans only have two choices, either busy living or busy dying. -------------------- [Remarks]: This was a good book that could surprise people. Although the title of the work was very ordinary, the author's work in the Fire of Vengeance Instance Dungeon could be said to be exquisite. Through the power of the fire of revenge, with the fire of a single star, the entire world was shaken, and the spiritual will of the character, Sullivan, was directly portrayed in detail. From then on, I understood that this work could definitely be called a masterpiece. The game was set to be a large dungeon called the Infinite Style. The protagonist could simulate a heroic spirit into a small dungeon and maximize the benefits through the simulation. [Work Information]: Title: "Just Became a Reincarnator, I Awakened the Summoning of Heroic Spirits" [Author: White Cicada of Whale Mountain (LV2)] [Status: 8,400,000 words in a series (4000 words per day)] [Category: Light Fictions, Original Fantasy, Celestial Dungeon] [Tagged: Invincibility Style, Big Brain Hole, Decisive Killing] [Rating: 4.5 (5 is a full score)] [Goldfinger: The main character has become a Samsara traveler and has awakened the talent, Heroic Spirit Summoning. You can create Heroic Spirits to simulate the dungeon. Different Heroic Spirits have different abilities.] 11:"You call this the God of Rites?" Yohoho! There was something! [12:"The Undying and Indestructible Me's Desperate Journey in 40K": I didn't expect that the two Battlefield Doujin books I randomly found were both pretty good!] 13:"I'm Sorry to Be Born as a Dragon!" The beast language was somewhat behind-the-scenes. Born in the early days of the world, the Black Dragon was used to deal with the war between the worlds. In a relatively large span of time, it pushed forward the development of various civilizations, drawing inspiration from them to create and grow. It was his first time reading a beast language, but his impression of it was not bad. He wrote the characteristics of the giant dragon, and the people and things in the rise and fall of civilization were also written quite well. It did not drag on at all. I'm Writing Apocryphal Scriptures in Warhammer: I've read 30 chapters... She smiled as she watched… Warhammer was the background while the main character was the Great Hoodwinker. To put it simply, it was to trick the green-skinned monster into finding an opponent (Chosen One of the Four Gods) and first find a wife for Imperial Entertainment (Only the Original Body of the Ultimate Battle Group could marry a wife). As for the apocryphal scripture in its name, it was treated as unofficial history in history and gossip in gossip magazines... After reading it, he felt that it made a lot of sense.😃 15:"I'm Definitely Not the Warhammer Evil God": The newly found Warhammer Unlimited Style. The protagonist was captured by the World Eaters and became a human experiment subject. Currently, it feels good. I look forward to the author's update speed. "The Lich's Demiplane Development Diary": I feel like the author is thinking of something grand, but his knowledge and writing skills are not enough. Emmm, it's not easy to evaluate. Let's leave it here for now and see how it develops. 17:"The Natural Empire of the Ocean Wyvern" [This is the story of an ordinary person who reincarnated into an ocean wyrm when he first arrived in the Otherworld. After hiding for a few days, he was captured by a white bear with a thunderous roar and became a Druid! Just like that, he cultivated the inherited bloodline arts while cultivating the Druid arts. He used his own strength to build his own natural empire step by step.] Dragons were the first intelligent race in the world. Their long life span of thousands of years made them the symbol of the world and reflected the history of the world. The knowledge and wisdom of ancient dragons made them wise men and prophecies. They were the source of wisdom and the prophecies of things to come. They were auspicious signs, but they were also calamities! Atilan had descended into this world as a sea wyrm. Other than the Metal Dragon and the Color Dragon, there were Elemental Wyrms, wyrms, subspecies of True Dragons, and a brand new True Dragon created by the Elemental Dragon God using earth, wind, water, and fire. The fatherless dragon, under the guidance of the legendary archdruid, created his own natural empire of farming and infrastructure! [Dungeon][Dragon][Farming][Druid] The Dragon of Eternal Punishment in Prison: Dark Flow The protagonist had crossed into the abyss and became the Eternal Punishment Dragon of the evil camp. At present, the protagonist was indeed worthy of his camp. "Wizard Lord: I Can Create a Demon God": The wings of a dragon cut through the sky, casting shadows on the mountains. Under the shadows, a deer with flames fluttering on its forehead crossed the stream and turned its head to look into the distance. There was a magical territory there... On the green plains, the houses were orderly. On the streets, there were half-human-half-cloud blue elves patrolling. Children were playing around the blue elves, and women were watching kindly not far away... A squirrel was standing on the roof with a pine cone in its arms, looking down at the pine forest. A hint of doubt flashed across its eyes, as if it was wondering where its granary had gone… The owner of this land was called Isaac Solomon, a visitor from a foreign land. Everything began with him, the omniscient and omnipotent Demon God, and the marriage contract... [20:"I Am a God Only Wonder": The Blue Star is destroyed, and all humans enter a game called Civilization Era.] Every player would be a god who would guide the development of a race, from the different clans at the beginning to the tribes that coexisted in foreign wars and trade, from building a real city to building an empire that was inclusive of all. Civilizations were born in the hands of every player, and they gradually moved toward the stage of competition between races. Gu Yi said,"You guys go and fight for hegemony. My civilization only hammers wonders!" You can read these novels on Qidian Chinese Network.

You could take a step back, say 'Excuse me' in a light - hearted way and then start talking about something else. For example, you could start a conversation about the weather or a recent event. This way, you can shift the focus away from what just happened and make the situation less awkward.

Once, in a very quiet classroom during a test, the teacher was walking around to monitor. All of a sudden, there was a small fart sound. The teacher quickly looked around as if it was one of the students. But then, another small one came, and it was clear it was from the teacher. The students tried to hold in their laughter.

Definitely not healthy. Gas is produced during the breakdown of food in the digestive system. Holding it in can put pressure on the internal organs. Over time, it could potentially lead to more serious digestive issues. Moreover, it's just not natural to constantly hold in something that the body is trying to expel for the sake of good digestive function.

Since I don't know the actual story, it's hard to say if there's a moral. However, if it's a humorous story, the moral might be not to take small, embarrassing things too seriously.

Sure. For example, a pony might have thought that a strange - smelling flower was a normal one and ate it. Then it had farts that smelled like that flower, which made all the other ponies curious about what that new smell was. They all went around trying to find the source until they realized it was the pony's farts.

I heard about a girl who was in a theater. She ate a lot of popcorn and drank a big soda. Then, during a really quiet part of the movie, she let out a little fart. She was so embarrassed and tried to pretend it wasn't her. But the people around her kind of knew. However, instead of getting mad, they just giggled a bit and then went back to watching the movie.

In a far - off fantasy world, there was a girl named Elara. She was known for her adventurous spirit. One day, she was on a quest in a spooky cave. As she walked deeper into the cave, she felt a bit nervous. Her nerves made her stomach gurgle and then she farted. The sound echoed in the cave. But then she realized that the fart had scared away some of the small, pesky creatures that were lurking in the shadows, so it actually helped her on her quest.

Once there was a girl named Lily in school. There was a bully, Mary. One day during class, Mary let out a really loud fart accidentally. Lily, instead of making fun like Mary usually did to others, just smiled a little. Mary was so embarrassed and expected Lily to laugh at her and spread it around. But Lily didn't. This made Mary realize how mean she had been to others when they had such embarrassing moments.

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Lily. She was very active and interactive in her group of friends. One day, while they were having a picnic, Lily accidentally let out a small fart. Her friends burst into laughter, and instead of getting embarrassed, Lily just laughed along. She then started joking about how her stomach was protesting the delicious but perhaps a bit too much food. Her friends joined in, making up silly rhymes about the 'fart incident'. It became a funny memory that they all shared and still laughed about later.