Share a funny christmas joke story.
The elves were having a Christmas party. One elf drank too much eggnog and started singing really loudly. Another elf said, 'You're so noisy! Santa will hear you!' The drunk elf replied, 'Good! I want to ask him for a raise!'
Santa was getting ready for his big trip around the world. He was putting on his red suit and his belt. But he couldn't find his boots. He asked an elf, 'Where are my boots?' The elf said, 'I think the reindeer borrowed them for a game of hoof - ball.' Santa shook his head and said, 'Those reindeer are always getting into some kind of mischief.'
Tell me a funny christmas joke story.
Sure. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes! It's a simple yet funny joke related to the Christmas season as there is often snow during Christmas.
Can you share more funny christmas joke stories?
Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho - ho - hoe! This joke is a play on the word 'hoe' and Santa's famous 'ho - ho - ho' laugh. Gardens need to be hoed, and by saying Santa has three gardens so he can 'ho - ho - hoe', it creates a humorous connection between Santa and gardening in a really unexpected way. It always makes kids (and adults too) giggle when they hear it during Christmas time.
Can you share more funny christmas joke stories?
Sure. Here's one: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve! This is a great play on words as it combines the religious figure Adam with the eve of Christmas. It's a short and sweet joke that can make people chuckle during the Christmas season.
Can you share a funny joke story?
There was a guy who named his dog 'Stay'. He used to say 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!' It was really funny. One day, the dog ran away and he kept shouting 'Stay! Come here, Stay!' But of course, the dog didn't listen.
Share some christmas joke stories.
Another one. What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A pineapple! Well, it's a play on words as 'pine' is in both. Christmas is all about having fun with language like this in these joke stories.
Can you share a short funny joke story?
There was a boy who was very cold. His mother asked him, 'Are you chilly?' He replied, 'No, I'm chilly - free.' This is a short and funny joke as it uses a play on the word 'chilly' and the made - up word 'chilly - free' to create humor.
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Another one is about a bear. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I don't know, I was born with them.' It's a clean and funny joke.
Funny short joke stories to share
Here is a short joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Share some best christmas joke stories.
Here is one. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? Because you do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. Ha ha.
Tell me some funny christmas joke stories.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.