Can you share more funny christmas joke stories?
Here's a detailed one. A little boy wanted to write a letter to Santa. So he started: 'Dear Santa, I've been good all year...' Then he thought about it some more and continued: 'Well, most of the time anyway...' And then he thought a bit more and added: 'Okay, some of the time...' And finally he just wrote: 'All right, there were a few bad days...' and then he ended it with 'But I still want presents!' This joke is really funny as it shows the innocence of a child trying to justify himself to Santa in order to get presents.
Another funny one. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes! It's a really simple yet hilarious joke. Snowmen are made of snow and the idea of them eating snowflakes for breakfast is just so absurd and funny. It's a great Christmas - related joke as snow is often associated with the Christmas season.
Sure. Here's one: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve! This is a great play on words as it combines the religious figure Adam with the eve of Christmas. It's a short and sweet joke that can make people chuckle during the Christmas season.
Can you share more funny christmas joke stories?
Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho - ho - hoe! This joke is a play on the word 'hoe' and Santa's famous 'ho - ho - ho' laugh. Gardens need to be hoed, and by saying Santa has three gardens so he can 'ho - ho - hoe', it creates a humorous connection between Santa and gardening in a really unexpected way. It always makes kids (and adults too) giggle when they hear it during Christmas time.
Share a funny christmas joke story.
The elves were having a Christmas party. One elf drank too much eggnog and started singing really loudly. Another elf said, 'You're so noisy! Santa will hear you!' The drunk elf replied, 'Good! I want to ask him for a raise!'
Can you share more funny naughty christmas stories?
Sure. There was once a Santa Claus impersonator at a shopping mall who had a very naughty reindeer puppet. The reindeer would 'talk' to the kids and say things like 'You better give me an extra cookie or I won't pull Santa's sleigh!'. The kids were both shocked and amused. It made for a very interesting and naughty Christmas encounter at the mall.
Can you share more crazy funny Christmas stories?
Sure. A family once got a real live reindeer for Christmas as a joke. The reindeer ran into the house and started eating the Christmas tree. The family chased it around the living room, it was total chaos but also hilarious.
Can you share more funny western christmas stories?
Sure. There was a family who baked cookies for Santa every year. One year, they made a huge batch and left them out. But their dog managed to get to the cookies before Santa. In the morning, there were crumbs everywhere and a very satisfied - looking dog. The family couldn't stop laughing at the thought of Santa arriving to an empty plate.
Can you share more funny Christmas facts stories?
Sure. A funny fact is that Christmas crackers were invented by a London sweet maker named Tom Smith in the 1840s. As for a story, a family once tried to make their own Christmas pudding but accidentally put salt instead of sugar in it. It was so bad that they all ended up laughing and ordering a store - bought one instead.
Can you share more funny Christmas gift stories?
Sure. There was a person who received a Christmas gift of a self - cleaning litter box for their cat, but they didn't even have a cat. It was a really funny mix - up. Another funny story is that a lady got a Christmas gift of a whoopee cushion. Every time someone sat on it, there was this loud and embarrassing noise. It made for a lot of laughs during the Christmas gathering. Also, a guy got a pair of novelty glasses that had fake eyeballs on springs attached to them. He put them on and looked so ridiculous that everyone couldn't stop laughing.
Can you share more funny father christmas stories?
Father Christmas was visiting a house where there were a lot of cats. The cats were curious about this strange, large man in red. They kept jumping on him and pawing at his sack of presents. Father Christmas was trying to shoo them away gently but they were very persistent. In the end, he had to use some of his magic to create some catnip toys to distract them so he could deliver the presents. It was a very comical encounter with the furry friends.
Can you share some joke funny stories?
There was a man who always told his dog to stop imitating him. One day, he was doing yoga, and the dog did exactly the same poses. He said, 'Stop it!', and the dog replied, 'Woof, woof!', which in dog language might mean 'But you started it!'.
Can you share some funny joke stories?
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.