funny retail christmas stories

At a Christmas sale, a customer came in looking for a 'biggest Christmas tree ever'. When the salesperson showed him the largest tree they had, which was about 8 feet tall, the customer said it was too small. He then described his idea of a 'biggest tree' which was something like a 20 - foot - tall behemoth that would touch the sky. It was quite a laughable exchange.

There was this one store where they had a special offer on Christmas sweaters. A customer came in, tried on a really ugly Christmas sweater with a huge reindeer on it, and then started doing a little dance in the fitting room, saying it made him feel like a 'Christmas disco king'. The staff couldn't stop laughing.

In a grocery store, there was a little boy. He was following his mom around. When they got to the fruit section, the boy saw a big watermelon. He thought it was a big ball and tried to roll it down the aisle. His mom was shocked at first but then started laughing. The store clerks also had a good laugh seeing the boy's innocent act.

Well, sometimes employees might accidentally mix up the prices tags. For example, a very expensive item might end up with a really low - price tag. When the customer comes to pay, the cashier is really confused. That can be quite funny.

Another horror story could be over - aggressive Black Friday sales. Workers are pushed to their limits. There are stampedes of customers trying to get the best deals. Last year, at a big retail store, a display got knocked over and some people were slightly injured in the rush for discounted items. It was a nightmare for both the customers and the store employees.

There was this grocery store incident. An old lady was looking for a very specific brand of tea. She asked the cashier if they had it. The cashier said no. Then the old lady started looking in the cashier's drawer thinking it might be there. The cashier was so shocked but couldn't stop laughing. And in a bookshop, a man thought he could use a bookshelf as a ladder to reach a book on a high shelf. Needless to say, he ended up knocking down several books.

Sure. One time a customer came into the store looking for a 'left - handed' hammer. When I told him hammers are not left - or right - handed, he insisted that he could only use a left - handed one. Another time, a lady tried to return a pair of shoes that were clearly worn out, saying they were defective from the start, but she had actually hiked a mountain in them.

Sure. One time, a customer came into the store asking for a left - handed screwdriver. The salesperson was confused for a moment, then realized the customer just meant a regular screwdriver as there's no such thing as a truly left - handed screwdriver. It was quite hilarious.

At a shoe store, a customer tried on a pair of shoes and then asked if they came with 'built - in feet'. I just stared at them for a second before realizing they were joking. But it was still a really strange thing to say. If it was a serious question, it would be quite dumb.

At a bookstore, an elderly man walked in. He asked the clerk for a book on ancient history. The clerk showed him a few options. But the old man then said, 'I don't want any of these. I want the book that has the real secrets of the pyramids, like how they really built them with alien technology!' The clerk couldn't help but chuckle and said, 'Sir, we don't have that one yet, but if we do, you'll be the first to know!'