Well, I remember a customer who walked into a clothing store and asked if we sold clothes for trees. He was dead serious and when we said no, he seemed disappointed. Another story is about a customer who tried on about twenty pairs of jeans, left a huge mess in the fitting room, and then didn't buy anything, saying none of them were 'jeany' enough for him.
Sure. One time a customer came into the store looking for a 'left - handed' hammer. When I told him hammers are not left - or right - handed, he insisted that he could only use a left - handed one. Another time, a lady tried to return a pair of shoes that were clearly worn out, saying they were defective from the start, but she had actually hiked a mountain in them.
Sure. There was a story about a clothing store. A customer came in looking for a very specific dress for an event that night. The salesperson not only found the exact dress in the store but also noticed a small tear on it. Instead of just selling it, the salesperson quickly fixed it herself while the customer waited and even offered a discount for the inconvenience. The customer was extremely happy and became a regular.
In a grocery store, an elderly customer was having trouble reaching a high - shelf item. An employee noticed and not only got the item for her but also helped her with the rest of her shopping. He carried her groceries to the checkout, loaded them into her car, and even offered to help her put them away at home. The customer was so touched by this level of service that she wrote a letter to the store owner praising the employee.
There was this grocery store incident. An old lady was looking for a very specific brand of tea. She asked the cashier if they had it. The cashier said no. Then the old lady started looking in the cashier's drawer thinking it might be there. The cashier was so shocked but couldn't stop laughing. And in a bookshop, a man thought he could use a bookshelf as a ladder to reach a book on a high shelf. Needless to say, he ended up knocking down several books.
Sure. One time, a customer came into the store asking for a left - handed screwdriver. The salesperson was confused for a moment, then realized the customer just meant a regular screwdriver as there's no such thing as a truly left - handed screwdriver. It was quite hilarious.
Sure. One time a customer came into a coffee shop and asked for a 'latte with a side of sunshine'. The barista was a bit confused at first but then just added an extra smiley face drawn in the foam. Another time, a customer in a clothing store tried to return a shirt that was clearly worn and said it was 'defective' because it didn't make him look like a movie star.
In a grocery store, there was a little boy. He was following his mom around. When they got to the fruit section, the boy saw a big watermelon. He thought it was a big ball and tried to roll it down the aisle. His mom was shocked at first but then started laughing. The store clerks also had a good laugh seeing the boy's innocent act.
At a shoe store, a customer tried on a pair of shoes and then asked if they came with 'built - in feet'. I just stared at them for a second before realizing they were joking. But it was still a really strange thing to say. If it was a serious question, it would be quite dumb.
At a Christmas sale, a customer came in looking for a 'biggest Christmas tree ever'. When the salesperson showed him the largest tree they had, which was about 8 feet tall, the customer said it was too small. He then described his idea of a 'biggest tree' which was something like a 20 - foot - tall behemoth that would touch the sky. It was quite a laughable exchange.
A common retail customer horror story is related to sizing. A customer ordered a pair of shoes in their regular size from an online retailer. When the shoes arrived, they were two sizes too small. The return process was a nightmare. The website's return instructions were confusing, and when the customer finally managed to send the shoes back, they were charged a restocking fee even though it was clearly the retailer's fault for the incorrect sizing. Another story is about a customer who was in a physical store trying to return an unopened item. The store manager made up all sorts of rules on the spot to deny the return, even though the item was within the return policy period.
Sure. Once, a customer called because his computer screen was all blue. After a long check, the technician found out he had put a blue post - it note over the webcam thinking it was a light sensor and it was reflecting on the screen.