the best poop story

you are poop. you love poop. poop loves you. be poop.

Poop.

The gods laughed while they drank divine wine high in the clouds some more sober than others the least sober of them all was the God of reincarnation spilling wine to the left and to the right as he laughed his engorged belly shaking with each laugh. As the gods drank more the reincarnation God in his drunken stupor got up and yelled let's play a game let's bet our money on if a boy could survive going from earth to hellcain some gods laughed others shivered at the mention of that world for it was a Tier S world the most difficult none the less in their sick sense of humor and boredom they placed their bets all betting on his death. the reincarnation God with a sly smile placed down his bet and said I bet he lives...

For fun and [ r18 ] You whatever imagine can be real. Imagine you want to eat something and there is front of you. Imagine you want to blast the earth and [ Host die due to earth blast ]

For fun and [ r18 ] You whatever imagine can be real. Imagine you want to eat something and there is front of you. Imagine you want to blast the earth and [ Host die due to earth blast ]

Disfigured head protagonist deals with normal experiences in their normal life.

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short horror stories

A girl, born into a city with no name, lives after two historical Vampire Wars. Vampires control Asia, Europe, and most of the African Continent. This city is special, since no outsiders (vampires or humans alike) know who runs this city, other than by name the Elders. She is a vampire, who has been trained as an assassin and made into more, but her world is turned upside down when a rebel coven plans to overthrow the Elders. With the girl being monitored by both the Elders and the rebellion, who can she trust and what can she do?

[Irresistible MC + Farming & Entrepreneurship + Strong Female Lead + Cute Baby + Love Rivalry + Farming System + Male Competition] Deng Yuyuan wakes up to find she has transmigrated into a period novel about a "pampered group darling" — as the biological mother of the vicious female villain. The female villain has a biased grandmother, a mooching uncle and his family, a blindly filial father, and a spineless mother. She was a small-time thief as a child. As an adult, she committed every kind of evil — constantly framing the female lead — and ultimately met a miserable end. The female lead is the only daughter in another family, doted on by her older brothers. The villain targeted her out of pure jealousy. And now, Deng Yuyuan has become that villain's cowardly mother — and the villain herself is currently just an ugly, wrinkly-faced infant. The blindly filial father loves his wife, but gives all the good things to his own mother. He says to his starving wife and daughter: "Xiao Yuan, come drink some water. I specially heated it for you." Deng Yuyuan looks at her own bony frame and her tiny child — and decides to get a divorce. Goodbye, useless husband. She's going to raise this little cub with an abundance of money and love. No way she'll go astray this time. Lost one husband, gained a crowd of suitors. A beautiful sent-down youth coveted by many — she knows some self-defense and burns the midnight oil studying. With the reinstatement of the college entrance exams, she takes her child toward a much wider world. Riding the wave of the times, Deng Yuyuan works her way up to become a gaming tycoon and a cutting-edge scientist... Except — why are so many men fighting to be her cub's stepfather?