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Best trying to poop story

Best trying to poop story

2024-11-12 06:30
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Well, once I was at a friend's house and their toilet was super fancy. I really had to poop but was a bit nervous using the high - tech toilet. I sat there for what felt like ages, trying different settings on the bidet function until finally I could relax enough to go. It was quite an adventure.

Help!: I Think My System Is Trying To Kill Me!

Help!: I Think My System Is Trying To Kill Me!

Author-san here! Well, I know you're all here for some adventure, so don't worry. I've got you covered! (^0^)  This is my original work, and I know you all will like it. So shamelessly lean back into your seats and read away!  Of course, don't forget to check out my other books: •I'm The King Of Technology. •Host, Please Be Honest! What Exactly Are You? •And finally: 'In A Cultivation World With An Entertainment Park.' You can also visit my website for more books: https://LumydeeNovels.Gumroad.com/ Well, that's enough of that. So back to the synopsis! ...... What to do? Ji Feng suddenly found himself in the body of a youngster named Wolfram Lockhart, the son of the deceased village head. Okay. So he transmigrated. That, he could live it.  But please... Can anyone tell him why he transmigrated with such a crazy system by his side? [Host, it looks like your uncle is heading your way. Hahahhahaha~... Host, you're about to get butchered. This is fun to watch!] '_' [Host, host, where are you going? So what if you're as weak as a chicken? Come on, dive into the battle. What's the worst that can happen?] '_' [Wait! Host, where are you doing? The battlefield is that way! Host! Host! Host!.. Dammit! What a waste of heavenly popcorn!] (:T^T:) .... One boy, one unbelievable system.  Ji Feng... No!... Wolfram Lockhart... now found himself in the strange world of Grandia, starting from the weakest level ever... A mortal! In this world of palladium, Sky ranking abilities, and Creatures of myths and legends, Wolfram only had one domain from it all.  With his head to the heavens and his little man out of his pants, he was quick to spray his fluid while raining uncountable curses at them.  Why? Why in God's name did they send him a Suicidal system?
History
286 Chs
I'm Trying To Go Broke, So Why Do I Keep Getting Richer?!

I'm Trying To Go Broke, So Why Do I Keep Getting Richer?!

Leo had a problem. Don't be like Leo! It wasn't that he was poor. It wasn't that he was unlucky. It was that he had been cursed, or blessed by the Accidental Tycoon System. The rules were deceptively simple. Any money he lost on an investment would be returned to him, doubled. His life's new mission was crystal clear. He had to go bankrupt. In a high-tech world of S-Rank Heroes, magic, and newly-contacted alien civilizations, this should have been the easiest thing to achieve in the galaxy. He just had to become the biggest, most spectacular loser the universe had ever seen. So, he tried. Oh, how he tried... He threw billions at publishing a dungeon guide written by a 10-year-old. The maps were in crayon, and it listed the final boss as a Big Grumpy Badger. [Breaking: New S-Rank dungeon called 'The Whispering Labyrinth' appears! All high-tech mapping drones fail. A lost F-Rank porter used the crayon guide... and it's 100% accurate. The final boss is a 50-foot divine badger. The Galactic Union has declared the guide a 'holy text' for exploration!] He bought the galaxy's most useless moon, planning to build a 'Museum of Paint'. [Alert: Ancient magical ley-lines discovered under the moon's surface! It's the only place in the universe that can safely grow the 'Star-Lotus,' the key ingredient for immortality!] To the Intergalactic Hero's Guild, the Magic Academies, and the Alien Federations, Leo was the god of investment whose every move was like 5D chess that ordinary people couldn't understand. Heroes would soar with his sponsorship. Alien emperors offered him their daughters' hands in marriage for a single 'tip'. But Leo just stared at his bank account, which now displayed his wealth that he couldn't use on himself, with tears streaming down his face. "Please," he cried, "I'm trying to fail! Why won't you just let me be poor?!"
Fantasy
275 Chs
Trying to Save my Favorite Character from His Tragic Fate

Trying to Save my Favorite Character from His Tragic Fate

"The end." These two words make Kyrie feel like his world is falling apart. After being a loyal reader of a novel for ten years, he feels destroyed to read that Ian, his favorite character, died without a single happy moment. Throughout Kyrie's life filled with misfortune, Ian became the light that gave him the strength to overcome his hardships to stand up again. However, seeing that Ian did not have a happy ending, he felt a thorn in his heart. [If only I can change his fate...] And that is what happened precisely. Kyrie meets the author that turned out to be a small god who records accounts from other worlds as a hobby. The small god allows Kyrie to go to Ian's world to save him from his tragic fate. Kyrie, filled with enthusiasm, declares, "Ian, this time... I will make you happy! I will not let you suffer ever again!!!" This is the story of a reader who wants to save his favorite character in a collapsing world desperately. He enters into a world ruled by magic and tries to get strong to save the world. His enemy? A fallen god. Then what about the protagonist? A crazy killing machine whom he has to team up with. What about his favorite character? Still a cute innocent bunny whom he has every desire to tease!!!! *** Warning, some chapters will contain mature content *** Discord server featuring three other BL authors: SleepyKola, LinShui, and ForeverPupa! https://discord.gg/8pnVAGqENG Please join us! ***This cover was taken from Pinterest. All credits to the creator/owner. If the owner wants it taken down, please comment on it. Thank you! I love how perfect this fits my story!! TT v TT
LGBT+
194 Chs

Best trying to poop story in a new place

I went camping once in a remote area. The makeshift toilet was just a hole in the ground covered with a tent. I was really not used to this kind of setup. I had to psych myself up to use it. I kept thinking about how nature works and how I was just part of the cycle. After a while of getting over my mental block, I was able to poop. It was a very different experience from using a regular toilet at home.

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2024-11-12 09:49

What makes a poop story the best?

Uniqueness is key. If the poop has an odd shape, color, or texture due to something unusual that was eaten. Like the time my friend's parrot ate some colored paper and its poop was all rainbow - colored. Also, the reactions of people around the situation contribute. If they are shocked, amused, or bewildered, it makes the story better.

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2024-11-08 01:44

What is your best airplane poop story?

Well, once I was on a long - haul flight. I had a really bad stomachache just before boarding. Mid - flight, I had to rush to the lavatory. It was a tiny cubicle and I was struggling a bit. But finally, I managed to relieve myself. It was such a relief that I almost dozed off right there in the lavatory. Thankfully, I made it back to my seat without any more drama.

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2024-11-22 12:31

Can you share the best poop story?

There was this story of a baby elephant. As it was being trained in the zoo, it pooped right in the middle of a training session. The zookeeper had to stop everything and clean it up. But the baby elephant just stood there looking so innocent, as if it didn't know what it had done. It was really cute and became a sort of funny story among the zoo staff.

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2024-11-08 13:47

Can you share a best airplane poop story?

Sure. I was flying across the ocean and ate something that didn't agree with me right before the flight. A couple of hours in, I knew I had to poop. The line for the lavatory was long. When it was finally my turn, I was in there for what felt like forever. It was really cramped, but I got through it and came out feeling much better.

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2024-11-23 05:20

What are some of the best poop stories?

There was this time when I was camping. I went to the makeshift toilet in the woods. As I was doing my business, a little squirrel ran right by and stared at me. It was such a strange and memorable poop story because it was like the squirrel was judging me for being in its territory.

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2024-11-04 02:50

How can kids trying their best story inspire adults?

It can inspire adults by reminding them of the simplicity of pure effort. Adults often overcomplicate things, but seeing kids give their all can make them realize that sometimes just putting in the effort is enough.

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2024-11-11 12:24

Is the poop knife story real?

I don't think it's real. Usually, stories like these are either urban legends or just someone's wild imagination. There's no solid proof to support its authenticity.

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2024-10-05 12:19

Is the poop burglar story real?

No, it's most likely just a made-up tale or urban legend.

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2024-10-12 23:15

Is there a famous poop bedtime story?

Well, not really a widely 'famous' one in the traditional sense. But in some children's books with a humorous touch, there might be little tales related to poop at bedtime. For example, in some books about farm animals, there could be a light - hearted mention of how animals go about their 'business' before going to sleep. However, it's not as well - known as classic fairy tales.

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2024-11-03 06:10
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