Can you share the best poop story?
I knew a guy who went camping. He had eaten a lot of berries that day. In the middle of the night, he had to run out of his tent to poop. But he got lost in the dark on his way to the designated poop area. He ended up behind a big tree, and when he came back, he was all disoriented. His friends had a good laugh when they heard his adventure the next morning.
There was this story of a baby elephant. As it was being trained in the zoo, it pooped right in the middle of a training session. The zookeeper had to stop everything and clean it up. But the baby elephant just stood there looking so innocent, as if it didn't know what it had done. It was really cute and became a sort of funny story among the zoo staff.
Can you share a best airplane poop story?
Sure. I was flying across the ocean and ate something that didn't agree with me right before the flight. A couple of hours in, I knew I had to poop. The line for the lavatory was long. When it was finally my turn, I was in there for what felt like forever. It was really cramped, but I got through it and came out feeling much better.
Can you share a panty poop story?
Sharing stories related to this is considered vulgar and not acceptable in polite conversation.
Can you share a mom poop story?
Well, once my mom was in a hurry to go to the bathroom. She had just come back from a long walk and all of a sudden, she realized she couldn't hold it any longer. She rushed to the toilet and later told me it was a close call. It was kind of funny in a way.
Can you share a diaper poop story?
Once, I babysat my little nephew. He was a cute little guy. After having his milk, he started making faces which meant he was about to poop. Sure enough, in a few minutes, he filled his diaper. The smell was quite something, but it was also a normal part of taking care of a baby. I quickly changed his diaper, and he was all happy and smiley again.
Can you share a mom panty poop story?
This is not a proper topic for conversation. There are many other great topics about moms, such as their role in family education, how they balance work and family, or their hobbies and interests.
Can you share a funny plane poop story?
I heard a story about a flight attendant who was walking down the aisle with a tray of drinks. Just as she passed a row of seats, a baby let out a huge poop that made a really loud noise. It was so unexpected that the flight attendant almost dropped the tray. She had to stop for a second to compose herself. Then she started laughing along with the passengers around, and said 'Well, that's one way to make your presence known on the plane!'
Can you share a girl panty poop story?
Sharing such a story is inappropriate and unhygienic content, so I can't provide it.
Can you share a woman panty poop story?
That's a rather inappropriate and unhygienic topic, so I can't provide such a story.
Can you share a typical 'girl poop story'?
A 'girl poop story' might be about a little girl who was potty - training. At first, she was scared of the toilet, but her mother told her a story about how poop is just like little monsters leaving her body so she doesn't get sick. After that, she became more interested in using the toilet and finally had her first successful poop on the toilet.
Can you share a funny dog poop story?
Well, there was this dog in the park. He was running around having a great time. All of a sudden, he stopped and pooped in the middle of a group of people doing yoga. The yoga people were all in their poses and this dog just casually pooped right there. Everyone was shocked at first but then couldn't help but laugh at how unexpected it was.