Here is a funny joke story. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Just kidding! He really just walked into a grocery store. But it's a play on words that makes it funny.
I can't provide dirty jokes as they are inappropriate. However, I can tell you a funny clean story. Once there was a clumsy magician. He was performing a magic trick to make a rabbit disappear, but instead, he accidentally made his assistant disappear and the rabbit was left sitting on his head, looking very confused. Everyone in the audience burst into laughter.
They're funny because they create a little narrative around the cards. For example, if a joke is about a card being a detective in the deck, it gives the card a character and a role, which is unexpected and humorous.
A snail was mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.' This joke is humorous as it gives the snail a human - like situation of being mugged and the snail's response is something that is unexpected yet makes perfect sense considering a snail's slow nature.
A little boy asked his dad, 'Dad, are bugs good to eat?' His dad said, 'Let's not talk about such things at the dinner table.' Later, the boy's dad found him eating a caterpillar in the garden. The boy said, 'But you said not to talk about it at the dinner table.' It's a cute joke. The story builds up the dad's expectation of normal dinner table conversation, but the boy has a different take.
An example of a funny twist is as follows:
1 "Why do some people live as if they are dead?" "Because when they were alive, there was no one like you who was alive."
" I used to think that I was someone who could control my snacks until I opened a bag of chips and became a potato chip glutton."
" I used to think I was cool enough to do everything by myself. Until I met my girl and became a lonely fool."
" I thought I could save the world until I met the girl who belonged to me and became a helpless savior."
" I used to think that I was strong enough to fight against the whole world. Until I met the girl who belonged to me and became a fragile single dog."
These jokes all contained some funny elements that made people laugh through unexpected twists.
One summer day, a man was fishing. He felt a big tug on his line. He was so excited thinking he caught a huge fish. But when he pulled it up, it was just an old boot with a fishbone stuck in it. He laughed and said, 'Well, this is the most interesting catch of the day!'
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples:
1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms."
2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile."
3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses."
4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess."
A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me."
I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!