clean jokes that tell a story

Here is a nice one. Little Johnny was in class and the teacher asked, 'If I gave you two cats, then two more, and two more, how many would you have?' Little Johnny replied, 'Seven.' The teacher said, 'No, listen carefully. If I gave you two cats, then two more, and two more, how many would you have?' Little Johnny said, 'Seven.' The teacher was getting frustrated. 'Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, then two more, and two more, how many would you have?' Little Johnny said, 'Six.' The teacher said, 'Good, now if I gave you two cats, then two more, and two more, how many would you have?' Little Johnny said, 'Seven.' The teacher said, 'Johnny, how do you get seven?' Johnny said, 'Because I already have a cat at home!' It's a simple story - like joke that kids can understand and find funny.

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. It's a simple play on words, where you expect him to actually transform in a magical way, but instead it's a humorous misunderstanding that makes for a clean, story - based joke.

Joke: What key has legs and can't open doors? A turkey! Story: In a barnyard, all the animals were having a party. The turkey was the DJ. He started dancing and making funny gobbling sounds instead of playing music. All the animals joined in and it turned into a hilarious dance party.

Here's a story. There was a family that always left out cookies and milk for Santa. One year, they decided to leave out a slice of pizza instead. When they woke up on Christmas morning, there was a note from Santa that said, 'Thanks for the pizza, but next time, I prefer cookies. Merry Christmas!' And a joke: What do elves learn in school? The Elf - abet.

Joke: What's Santa's favorite pizza? One that's deep - pan, crisp and even! Story: In a small town, every Christmas the children would gather to make a big paper chain to decorate the town hall. One year, a little girl got so excited she accidentally glued her hair to the chain. Everyone had a good laugh and helped her get free. Then they all hung the chain together.

A guy goes to the library and asks for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian says, 'Folks like you really make me angry.' The guy says, 'Well, why?' She replies, 'All these years you've never once returned a book on time!' This joke has a humorous twist at the end. It first sets up a rather serious - sounding situation and then completely changes the direction of the humor.

Here's a story. A little girl thought that clouds were made of cotton candy. So one day, she tried to catch some with a broom. This story is clean and funny. It shows the innocence and creativity of a child without slandering anyone. It's a sweet little anecdote that can bring a smile to your face.

Sure. Here's a clean joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. As for a funny story, once there was a little boy who thought his nose was too big. So he decided to pull it every day to make it smaller. After a week, his nose was still big but his arms were really long.

You can find them in some children's joke books. They are full of clean and family - friendly jokes and stories.

One day, a tomato was walking down the street. He got into a fight with a grape. The police came and arrested the grape. Do you know why? Because he was a little raisin (a reason).