funny old timer stories

One interesting story is about an old timer who went to the city for the first time. He saw an elevator and thought it was a magic box. When the doors opened and people got in and out, he was convinced it was a portal to another dimension. He was too scared to try it himself.

Sure. There was an old timer who thought that a microwave was some kind of alien device. When his grandkid tried to heat up some food in it, he jumped back and said it was going to zap the food into oblivion. He was so scared that he wouldn't even go near it until the grandkid showed him how it worked.

It's quite simple. Just open the Instagram app, go to the Stories feature, and look for the timer option. Usually, it's in the settings or editing tools.

There was an old lady who had a very large cat. The cat always sat on the porch and scared away the postman. One day, the postman brought a big dog with him. When the cat saw the dog, it ran into the house. The old lady laughed and said, 'I guess the cat finally met its match.' It's really a funny story about the unexpected reaction of the cat.

There's a funny old story about a little village. In this village, there was an old woman who had a pet goose. The goose was so spoiled that it would follow the woman everywhere, even into the church. One Sunday, during the sermon, the goose started honking, thinking the priest was talking to it. Everyone in the church burst out laughing.

There was an old story about a cricket player who was known for his superstitions. Before every match, he would do a little dance in the dressing room. One day, he forgot to do it and was so worried during the match that he made all kinds of comical mistakes, like running in the wrong direction while trying to take a run.

One funny old story is about a man who tried to train his donkey to count. He would hold up one finger and say 'one', two fingers and say 'two'. But when he held up three fingers, the donkey kicked him. Moral of the story: Don't over - educate your donkey.

Here's one. An old gentleman went to the barber. He fell asleep in the chair. When the barber was done, he gently tapped the old man on the shoulder. The old man woke up with a start and said 'Oh, I thought I was still at home with my wife nagging me!'.

One interesting Soulmate Timer Story could be about two people who met when their timers were about to run out. They had always been in the same city but never crossed paths until that moment. It was as if fate had held them back until the perfect time.

You can use third-party apps available on the app store. Just search for 'Instagram countdown timer' and choose one that suits your needs.