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I'm only one year old, what the heck is a Overturning System?!

I'm only one year old, what the heck is a Overturning System?!

Absurd! Reincarnating as a newborn in a demon-infested world, the overturning system arrived 30 years early. [At 30, after enduring endless hardships, you have achieved nothing and remain a loner. Reward: Late Bloomer (Talent) - Effect: The older your bones, the faster you cultivate.] [Overturning mission: Defeat Chen Yuan at the sixth level of the Guiyuan Realm within a year. Reward: Swordsmanship entry-level] One-year-old Chen Yi looked at the content on the panel, then down at his small arms and legs, falling into deep thought. 'Damn! This system definitely arrived too early!' 'I'm only a year old, what good is the Late Bloomer talent now?' 'And Chen Yuan of the Guiyuan Realm...' ... Years later, war reports came from the frontlines. 'The Tianyuan Continent’s top ten martial arts prodigy, Champion Marquis of the Wei Dynasty, the Amorous Young Master, Sword Saint Chen Yi, slaughtered 100,000 demons on the battlefield of Taizhou Mountain to celebrate for the human race!' However, Chen Yi looked at the battlefield flowing with rivers of blood and shook his head: 'I’ve been making overturn since I was one, experiencing countless life and death situations to achieve my current cultivation level. It’s not surprising you can’t resist!' Those 'life and death' crises were terrifyingly daunting. The big brother at one year old, childhood sweetheart at five, senior brother at ten, princess at a tender age... Who understands my hardships? PS: Infant stream, system-arriving-early stream, light-hearted, humorous, passionate. PPS: Also known as 'Starting the Overturn as an Infant', 'Reborn as an Infant, What an Overturn! ', 'Talking is Useless, It's Time to Fight.'
Eastern
1113 Chs
Rich Daughter Reincarnates as Her Eighteen-Year-Old Self to Rescue Her Younger Brothers!

Rich Daughter Reincarnates as Her Eighteen-Year-Old Self to Rescue Her Younger Brothers!

"I've destroyed your face. Let's see how you'll seduce men now!" "I want to pluck all your hair too. Let's see how you'll seduce other married men!" The woman screamed while she cut off Mei Shu's hair. She then directly stabbed the scissors into her head and put an end to her pitiful life. Mei Shu had already been bedridden for over ten years. Her face was practically unrecognizable. Her four younger brothers were either injured, crippled, sick, or barely alive. This was all thanks to the woman next to her bed. Many years ago, Mei Shu's mother died in a car accident. Not long after that, her stepmother moved in with her stepsister, Mei Mu. Mei Shu's stepmother found a way to send Mei Shu to the countryside. After that, Mei Shu's stepmother and stepsister slowly took over all the Mei family's possessions. When Mei Shu was about to turn eighteen, they brought her home. The only reason they did that was to acquire the inheritance her mother left behind. After that, they kept plotting and scheming against her. They sowed discord between Mei Shu and her four younger brothers. Until the day Mei Shu died in the hospital, her brothers still had no idea she wasn't the one who started the fire that ruined their lives. After dying, Mei Shu refused to move on. She reincarnated to the time she was seventeen with her own system. She wanted to change her fate and rescue her brothers! In their previous lifetime, she and her brothers treated each other like enemies. In this lifetime... "Mei Shu, I'll do anything you tell me to," her first brother said. "Who dares to bully my sister?" Her second brother asked. "Mei Shu belongs to me!" Her third brother exclaimed. "Do you wish to marry my sister? Let's see if you have what it takes!" Her fourth brother uttered. [System: Quest completed! You'll be rewarded with a husband!"
Urban
782 Chs
Mysterious Leader is only Five-Year-Old!

Mysterious Leader is only Five-Year-Old!

The frail young lady of the Tang Family, raised for five years in the Daoist temple, was brought back home. Everyone harbored their own thoughts, preparing to welcome a delicate and sickly young girl, only to be met with a bright and shiny Little Baldy. She followed them around like a little tail, proclaiming that their days were numbered. Initially, the Tang Family resisted this, arguing that even if she wasn't a sweet and adorable child, she shouldn't be a nonsensical Little Swindler! Latter on, as the little girl, vexed and embarrassed the bad guys with talk of imminent retaliation, amid everyone's cries of alarm, she confronted them with a little dust whisk in one hand and a small clenched fist in the other in an attempt to 'conquer with virtue' on their behalf. The Tang Family, gradually freeloading: Delicious! ** In the wealthy Rong Family, with a century-old legacy, there were rumors that a precious young master resided within its vast estate, dressed in traditional Tang Suit, his wrist adorned with Buddha Beads, a figure everyone dreaded. One day, under the pear tree in the courtyard, on the recliner, lay a pile of fluffy yarn balls neatly placed on the knees of that always composed and sagacious youth who was almost bewitching. The Personal Guard was puzzled, as the young master's fingers were never known to touch even spring water. Then they heard the young master ask in a gentle voice: After much consideration, a fluffy hat seems warmer, don't you think? Which color do you think Jinjin would look good in, pink or multicolored? Personal Guard: ??? ** Rong Qing had known since he was young that he was different from others, with a heavy malevolence about him, calling evil spirits close. That is until he met Tang Jin wielding a little dust whisk, pinning Evil Spirits to the ground and pummeling them, while others fled in all directions, as she recited "the sea of bitterness has no bounds, turn your head to see the shore." Latter on, Rong Qing, touching her Little Baldy head, pulled her hand with a smile: Jinjin, would you care to save your brother as well? Seeing that you're so pretty, Little Milk Jin let herself be led by the hand, cooing with reserved pride: I can.
Urban
639 Chs
What are some of the best funny old stories?
One funny old story is about a man who tried to train his donkey to count. He would hold up one finger and say 'one', two fingers and say 'two'. But when he held up three fingers, the donkey kicked him. Moral of the story: Don't over - educate your donkey.
2 answers
2024-11-11 11:42
What are some funny old people stories?
Here's one. An old gentleman went to the barber. He fell asleep in the chair. When the barber was done, he gently tapped the old man on the shoulder. The old man woke up with a start and said 'Oh, I thought I was still at home with my wife nagging me!'.
2 answers
2024-11-01 04:58
Tell me some funny old stories.
There's a funny old story about a little village. In this village, there was an old woman who had a pet goose. The goose was so spoiled that it would follow the woman everywhere, even into the church. One Sunday, during the sermon, the goose started honking, thinking the priest was talking to it. Everyone in the church burst out laughing.
1 answer
2024-11-18 06:34
Share some funny old cricket stories.
There was an old story about a cricket player who was known for his superstitions. Before every match, he would do a little dance in the dressing room. One day, he forgot to do it and was so worried during the match that he made all kinds of comical mistakes, like running in the wrong direction while trying to take a run.
2 answers
2024-11-16 01:54
Tell me some old funny stories.
There was an old lady who had a very large cat. The cat always sat on the porch and scared away the postman. One day, the postman brought a big dog with him. When the cat saw the dog, it ran into the house. The old lady laughed and said, 'I guess the cat finally met its match.' It's really a funny story about the unexpected reaction of the cat.
1 answer
2024-11-21 15:10
What are some examples of old and forgotten funny stories?
Here's another. A long time ago, a baker had a mouse problem in his bakery. He set up a lot of traps but the mice were too smart. One day, he found the mice had built a little house out of the breadcrumbs from his failed attempts at baking fancy cakes. It was a ridiculous sight, and when he told his customers about it, they all had a good laugh.
2 answers
2024-10-28 07:35
Tell me some old and forgotten funny stories.
There was an old story where a farmer had a donkey. The donkey was very stubborn. One day, the farmer decided to play a trick on it. He tied a carrot to a stick and held it in front of the donkey's nose. The donkey, seeing the carrot, started walking forward trying to reach it but of course, could never catch it. It made for a really comical sight as the donkey walked around in circles all day long.
1 answer
2024-10-27 04:04
What are the most interesting funny old timer stories?
One interesting story is about an old timer who went to the city for the first time. He saw an elevator and thought it was a magic box. When the doors opened and people got in and out, he was convinced it was a portal to another dimension. He was too scared to try it himself.
3 answers
2024-11-25 05:15
What are the characteristics of funny old peoples short stories?
Well, in these short stories, the old people's reactions are key. They might overreact or underreact to a situation. Say, an old person finds a little bug in their house and either acts like it's a huge monster or just calmly ignores it as if it's a normal part of the decor. And often, their age - related limitations play a part in the humor. An old person trying to use new technology in a completely wrong way can be very funny, like an old man thinking a smartphone is a mirror and trying to comb his hair while looking at it.
1 answer
2024-11-20 22:25
What are some hilarious old age funny stories?
Well, an old man was trying to use his new smartphone. He thought the camera was a flashlight. So, at night, he held it up and said 'This flashlight is so small and doesn't shine very far!'. His grandchild had to explain to him what it really was. It was really funny.
2 answers
2024-12-06 13:17
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