There was an old lady who had a very large cat. The cat always sat on the porch and scared away the postman. One day, the postman brought a big dog with him. When the cat saw the dog, it ran into the house. The old lady laughed and said, 'I guess the cat finally met its match.' It's really a funny story about the unexpected reaction of the cat.
There's a funny old story about a little village. In this village, there was an old woman who had a pet goose. The goose was so spoiled that it would follow the woman everywhere, even into the church. One Sunday, during the sermon, the goose started honking, thinking the priest was talking to it. Everyone in the church burst out laughing.
There was an old story about a cricket player who was known for his superstitions. Before every match, he would do a little dance in the dressing room. One day, he forgot to do it and was so worried during the match that he made all kinds of comical mistakes, like running in the wrong direction while trying to take a run.
One funny old story is about a man who tried to train his donkey to count. He would hold up one finger and say 'one', two fingers and say 'two'. But when he held up three fingers, the donkey kicked him. Moral of the story: Don't over - educate your donkey.
Here's one. An old gentleman went to the barber. He fell asleep in the chair. When the barber was done, he gently tapped the old man on the shoulder. The old man woke up with a start and said 'Oh, I thought I was still at home with my wife nagging me!'.
Well, an old man was trying to use his new smartphone. He thought the camera was a flashlight. So, at night, he held it up and said 'This flashlight is so small and doesn't shine very far!'. His grandchild had to explain to him what it really was. It was really funny.
A group of neighbors once switched the doormat of an old neighbor with one that had a really silly message on it. When he opened the door, he was so puzzled and read the message out loud with a confused look on his face. We all laughed and then told him what we had done.
One interesting story is about an old timer who went to the city for the first time. He saw an elevator and thought it was a magic box. When the doors opened and people got in and out, he was convinced it was a portal to another dimension. He was too scared to try it himself.
One funny old - time football story is about a player who accidentally ran the wrong way and scored an own goal in a very important match. The whole stadium was in shock at first, but then they couldn't help but laugh. It was a blunder that became quite legendary.
The story of the three little pigs is kind of funny. The first pig built his house out of straw and the big bad wolf blew it down easily. The second pig built with sticks and had the same fate. But the third pig was smart and built with bricks. The wolf couldn't blow it down and finally the pigs outwitted the wolf.